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What is this npc type called?

You've seen them before, out in public.

They're never alone, always hovering 7 feet away from parents.

Late teens or early twenties but still dressed like your 12 year old Roblox-playing nephew who needs a good smack.

Build: Pizzashill

Face: Vacant, mild acne, not looking at anything in particular

Hair: Not "trans greasy" but not well kept either. Probably a fading color somewhere in it. Too long.

Shirt: Generic thrift store t-shirt

Pants: Athletic/breathable style because it's easy

Shoes: Crocs

Accessories: Large headphones, no matter where they are. Park, theme park, grocery store, church, mall, school. Those headphones are always around their neck. It takes slightly more autism to actually wear them over their ears in public

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I was working in a seniors home once and met the final boss of mama's boys. He ended up one room over in the frickin home from his mom. She still made him breakfast, picked out his clothes, combed his hair. Dude obviously never married or had a life outside spending time with his mom

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She must've given the BEST gum jobs

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Redditor

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That's a normie fam

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That's who says the west has fallen when no gf

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Nailed it

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Blue collar neurodivergent

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That implies they're employed

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Please consider the following ping groups:

!alligatorfrickhouse (ACA paramilitary)

!fhqwhgads (everybody to the limit)

!carlos (tell a stupid joke, ping your frens)

!titsorgtfo (harass women on the internet)

!andale (latinx)

!deadBIPOCstorage (gourmet coffee snobs only)

!gaslighters (tell lies on the internet)

!GenX (caring about things is strag)

!goyim (Jews literally hate you)

!humans (simply be a straight white male who is not trans, and has a job and isn't a cripple)

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