destroyed the oldest house 
in the US for a quick 
buck, Americucks fail to see the problem. 
If this doesn't prove American 
heritage amounts to a obese 
brown 
person 
twerking inside 
a fast food restaurant idk what does !chuds
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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https://x.com/AlBarbossa/status/1816539568327524484
!burgers that's how you avoid
winding up as a stagnant euro.
Always be willing
to risk backlash to find success 
kings
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Except none of you BIPOCs will ever see a dime nor the house
so you basically lost to boomers and their cash again congrats 
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Brother you have to go back hundreds of years to find something
to be proud 
of
!americas reminder that the old world
is filled with resentful 
losers. The real risk takers worth a darn came here
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Enjoy your black
rock culture cuck
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Don't worry
you'll enjoy it too
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!burgers no fricking way look how these Eurostrags live oh my god I almost feel sorry for laughing at them they literally can't afford AC
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https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/287743/flippers-destroyed-the-oldest-house-in/6764180#context
Please see part 2
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Neighbor
I bet whatever 
junk butt AC is installed in your parents wood shack is worth 10% of my Mitsubishi unit
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"Neighbor"
See youre even starting to talk like us too
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No I was born racist
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its a trailer not a shack and my window unit is from 2003 and I put new bearings in the motor myself
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Unlike amerisharts I can just switch
off my tv, exit through the door walk anywhere and enjoy places that aren't build 
around maximizing profit for Molloch™️
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Will you be doing so while listening to some of the biggest hits songs in Germany
like Taylor 
Swift's Cruel Summer 
or Houdini by Eminem on your walk?
It might even be on the currently most popular smart
phone 
in Germany 
called the IPhone 
Maybe stop and rest from your walk to get the most popular soft drink
in Germany, a Coke?
Or maybe you're hungry
enough 
to stop by one of the numerous McDonald's locations for a quick 
bite?
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At least he can get treatment for these burns with his 'free' healthcare
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fr someone ping metashit this is way funnier than you'd guess from the title/OP
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!chuds thats the greatest
own blackrock cucks can come up with
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It's fun and people enjoy it besides the terminally online
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He's g*rman? That explains a lot
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Black rock?
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BBC rock which owns your golem butt and will soon own your parents house
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I own nothing and I am happy, because that means I have no collateral and nothing can own me.
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Pretty sure you can get arrested in Germany for posting that meme
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European culture is centered around Americans. They watch American TV and American movies and listen to American music. They learn America's language so they can post on American websites about American politics and American news. They dress and act like Americans. They claim American achievements as their own because they were done by red blooded European Americans. Europe has always been and will be a continent of mutt loving mutts.
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lol wait are you actually pressed about this bb?
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Yes preserving your culture is the first step to becoming stagnant lol
Meanwhile
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Every time
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Poop eater talking
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Tldr you look like this
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Denying the German national pastime is the opposite of patriotism
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Holy Macaroni on a brisket
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Same with their craving for Bock Black Peepee
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It says "the oldest house for sale" I don't think it's the oldest house in America just the oldest currently listed
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It's a shitty precedent which enables shit like this to happen
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It's just a random house
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Top tier baiting bb love u
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The frick is "fixupx.com?" Get that adware shit outta here, nikka.
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Kitty
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obviously the oldest flipped house is the oldest flipped house
there are older houses that are just fine but nobody can live in them
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ThE OlDeSt HoUse In ThE Us p:
you, and half the people replying to that tweet, stopped reading halfway through apparently.
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The rest of the house embodies all the boring, lazy foid interior design anti-patterns we've come to expect:
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/9-Old-Orchard-Rd_Chestnut-Hill_MA_02467_M31582-11510
Bathrooms straight outta Marriott
Open plan kitchen nonsense that only poors in small apartments should be forced to live in
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$5 million and I only get a 2 car garage and about half an acre of land? Pass.
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I need a 5 car garage, minimum.
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Bathroom fittings look really cheap. Some of the living spaces look way too big. I'm not feeling it.
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Yep, I also thought the fittings were too cheap for the property.
And I don't mind having new stuff in a historic property - it's better than fake old - but there should be a clear division between the old/new elements otherwise it just looks confused.
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Why are you following this r-slur on Twitter? embarrassing.
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I'm not following anyone
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What does your name mean friend?
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My biggest problem with this is the fake hardwood floors, I've noticed this shit in multimillion dollar homes for years now and just don't get it. Who spends 5mil for this shit
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As much as I like having real hardwood (
), I wouldn't mind getting the appearance but without all the goddarn squeaking when I'm trying to quietly feed the cats
But everybody does that grey ashy color nowadays.
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KILL all flippers
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Literally one of the main causes of economic collapses and instability. Flippers are cancer that cause market crashes and need to be rooted out if you want a functioning capitalist system
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No economists would agree with this statement. Trust the science.
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This is a good thing. American isn't about holding onto the past. That's a European mindset.
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Loser euros study history. Chad Americans study the future.
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It's fine though, America doesn't have any culture worth preservining.
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It looks like a nice, well-kept, tasteful house. Wtf is the problem, not enough faded flower wallpaper and tacky ornate gold pictureframes?
Like, there's one goddarn photo to go off of here.
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Money > History.
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Historic money >
Carp
post your silver coin collection
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How is it ruined?
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Let's compare BMIs.
Snapshots:
https://fixupx.com/cimmerian_v/status/1816515234292805973?t=qXhkT60MHuQXE9vTzXIxiQ&s=19:
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archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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The oldest house
is only like a century old tops, frick history
The only problem
in architecture looks like shit and should 
the subject 
of serial 
arson.
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Is this bad?
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