Huh I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs Bet that, head crack, blunt force Cozy with the east Africans up north Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God '03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off Long way to go, we already came far Story stayed the same, it was never madе up Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em It's a new day, who got all the aces? Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead? Who sit up straight when the roof caved in? Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen Cup runneth over the brim Bust open, there's no closin' the lid Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it Five O's on me like the Olympics Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it" Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple Not religious, we was really out Philly Livin' on the fly tryna wing it We got us a fire to rekindle Redirect the fight where it's meant for Triumph over plight and immense loss Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts Caught a couple slights and I veered off Saw another height, had my ears poppin' Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry Uh, niggas still drummin' Foot shook ground when I stepped on it Didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more In the dark inside, we was real hungry On a seven of the five, we was real hungry And I didn't look back when I broke soil 'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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I'm not exaggerating when I say that the world would be a better place if everyone in the advertising industry spontaneously died
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I am not ready for this literal cyberpunk dystopia
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The verification can WILL be here and YOU'LL be queer for it
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I never noticed until now, but, the Tv doesn't even tell him to stand up. He just does that part of his own free will
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the burger cannot help but jump for joy at the idea of eating McDonald's
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The best ads simply remind you of something you already know you want
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Most modern ads subliminally promote degeneracy so what you say is true
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MCDONALD'S, HECK YEAH MOTHERLOVER!
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omg snap bestie!
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what do the random numbers mean
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It's for a trademark so those are identifiers in the text description to go with the visuals
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I love that you had this on hand.
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I know a prophet when I see one
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Just learned that break dancing is now an Olympic sport.
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They removed karate because they found out that the crane kick isn't a thing.
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They cucked karate so hard to be allowed in too. :(
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And pole dancing. And vidya.
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That would actually make me rage
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Is this that poorcel thing where you get a TV basically for free but they bake ads into every part of the experience?
I don't know much about it because I'm not a poorcel.
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I think it's paid streaming services that still require watching ads. Many do if you get a cheaper plan or something.
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This
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Too many white people, not enough blacks or SSRI commercials. Funny enough an earlier shot from the Olympics would be appropriate:
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learned from my parents that some german channels don't allow fast forwarding when you record their shows. at least muting is still allowed.
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Pointless feature, germans would never fast forward adverts anyway because it is against ze rules.
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The best way to watch the olympics is finding videos of the events you wanna see years later when it's free
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Stop complaining and drink the verification can you fricking cattle
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Poor detected
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Have you considered liposuction? It might help.
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peapeepee, as in they are paying for a premium network membership, so they can be locked into ads?
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Imagine being such a fricking twink that you accept this
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