@carpathianHORRORist you should get in touch with her and do an exclusive Carp/Carp D-grade internet celebrity crossover.
You have so much in common
Rich and spoiled
Desperate for attention
Successfully commands attention
Mostly unfunny but with occasional flashes of laugh-out-loud brilliance
Too lazy to do things you said you'd do (mail books / approve marseys)
Plus she's a total Midasaurus Rex so I think you'd stand a shot.
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I thought that was carps reddit account or something for a second. Carp should not be the nick name for caroline
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If it helps, Carp is short for Carpet.
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Is carpet her nickname? Its funny how a nick name needs a nick name if thats true lol
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