I love wifejak <3

I need her

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Lmao my wife is the embodiment of this right now

I have these down to a science at this point before I sit down

>turn ceiling fan off

>warm up heating pad

>take ice pad out of freezer and wrap it

>grab remote

>fill up dog and cat food

>refill water cups

>cut up dates and cranberries to snack on

I have an optimized route around the house, but being 8 months into a pregnancy kind of necessitates it. Consolation is that I don't have to skip drinking and don't get any complaints about it lol

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Remember your drinking for 2 now

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being 8 months into a pregnancy

Changed the whole tone on a dime

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Lmao fully intended

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Sounds like heck, sorry bro.

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congratulations on ur baby, Mel Gibson

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Admiring the optimal routine, most lazy moids just never learn

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Thats some pretty high maintenance shit for a low quality b-word, have you considered trading her in?

https://media.tenor.com/RXTIustTSyYAAAAx/need-a-car-ask4tj.webp

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Brother I get a home cooked meal every night and the whole routine takes about 3 minutes once a day

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Sounds nice, I'm jealous :marseygiveup:

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Take out the cat food part, replace dates and cranberries with ... ugh milk and tiny bags of Funyuns ... and that's my wife's second and third pregnancy. Shit, the first one was so long ago, I forgot what goofy shit she ate then. Either way...the struggle is real. (Fun fact: I was in solidarity with my wife during the first pregnancy and didn't drink; I gave that shit up on the second and third, though she did occasionally have like half a glass of wine here and there.)

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Not depicted: You are next to her and actively using the lamp to read a book when she asks this. :marseyraging:

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ok incel

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You need a partner bro

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you have no idea haha

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When Trump is president you'll be able to take any unaccompanied woman you see in public.

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Inshallah :#praiseallah:

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Are u afraid of talking to girls? Or extreeeeeeemely ugly? (spoiler: almost no one is so ugly that there isn't an equally ugly partner available at least in the neighboring states

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I have terminal autism.

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You need to just neurodivergentally hyperfixate on getting into a relationship. Write a bunch of mini cost benefit analyses of different ways of getting into relationships with different kinds of girls. Write scripts where you act as different characters in cold approach and first date scenarios. Role play these different roles for hours every day. And then secretly keep a deck of e flashcards of all the important information your partner ever tells you so you can subtly weave grand romantic narratives with motifs and flourishes that only you and her subconscious will ever pick up on.

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Oh G-d this is the people who gave advice to Chris-chan

peepeehands Love Quest when

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Have you not had relationships before? How did those start?

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Alcohol and forced socialization through school mostly

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:marseyme:

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One of those is readily available. The other you can get by joining random groups? Like church ones and hiking ones. You don't have te give a shit about god or nature, just fake it no?

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Real !incels know that the problem is that our equally ugly looksmatches want nothing to do with us.

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It's the autism tbh.

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bottom barrel girls still want top guys, and top girls willing to go for lower tiers already find the best kind of lower tier guy

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And I would want nothing to do with her :marseyscared:

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Oh i hate this one

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Oh hey you're back :marseyexcited:

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Literally my wife. I've started saying no to this shit and it's LIBERATING

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Join the lgbt ping group! https://rdrama.net/ping_groups

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