I love wifejak <3

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Lmao my wife is the embodiment of this right now

I have these down to a science at this point before I sit down

>turn ceiling fan off

>warm up heating pad

>take ice pad out of freezer and wrap it

>grab remote

>fill up dog and cat food

>refill water cups

>cut up dates and cranberries to snack on

I have an optimized route around the house, but being 8 months into a pregnancy kind of necessitates it. Consolation is that I don't have to skip drinking and don't get any complaints about it lol

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Admiring the optimal routine, most lazy moids just never learn

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Remember your drinking for 2 now

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being 8 months into a pregnancy

Changed the whole tone on a dime

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Lmao fully intended

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Sounds like heck, sorry bro.

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congratulations on ur baby, Mel Gibson

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Thats some pretty high maintenance shit for a low quality b-word, have you considered trading her in?

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Brother I get a home cooked meal every night and the whole routine takes about 3 minutes once a day

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Sounds nice, I'm jealous :marseygiveup:

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Take out the cat food part, replace dates and cranberries with ... ugh milk and tiny bags of Funyuns ... and that's my wife's second and third pregnancy. Shit, the first one was so long ago, I forgot what goofy shit she ate then. Either way...the struggle is real. (Fun fact: I was in solidarity with my wife during the first pregnancy and didn't drink; I gave that shit up on the second and third, though she did occasionally have like half a glass of wine here and there.)

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