Mmm to be honest, fast food slop tastes better than any organic well-sourced highly reputed burger I've ever tasted. It really hits the spot. This is probably because the fast food companies have spent billions of dollars on putting some kind of synthesized good flavor chemicals into the stuff, but man, it does really hit the spot aaaaaargh.
That's because burgers should be simple. Patties should be small but still juicy, simple toppings, easy to bite into. Fancy burger places ruin it by overcomplicating what should be a simple concept (ground beef sandwich on a soft bun)
There is exactly one good local regular burger Ive ever eaten and it was absurd and cheating because the place uses grass-fed beef (and will make you go to sleep after you eat it because each patty is like a million calories).
But yes every single Slop McDouble is loaded with scientifically formulated flavor-chemicals to make it absolutely unique but also totally consistent everywhere and every time. And salt.
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Mmm to be honest, fast food slop tastes better than any organic well-sourced highly reputed burger I've ever tasted. It really hits the spot. This is probably because the fast food companies have spent billions of dollars on putting some kind of synthesized good flavor chemicals into the stuff, but man, it does really hit the spot aaaaaargh.
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That's because burgers should be simple. Patties should be small but still juicy, simple toppings, easy to bite into. Fancy burger places ruin it by overcomplicating what should be a simple concept (ground beef sandwich on a soft bun)
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I get it
And the fillet+-o-fish does that perfectly
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There is exactly one good local regular burger Ive ever eaten and it was absurd and cheating because the place uses grass-fed beef (and will make you go to sleep after you eat it because each patty is like a million calories).
But yes every single Slop McDouble is loaded with scientifically formulated flavor-chemicals to make it absolutely unique but also totally consistent everywhere and every time. And salt.
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Naw you see for the best quality meat you gotta go for farmed fish.
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I really like fast food. I'd eat it for every meal if it wouldn't kill me.
Most of that organic etc is just food snobbery + magical thinking anyway.
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