ππ₯ STRAP IN, PIGSKIN PERVERTS, IT'S SUPER BOWL SUCKFEST 2025!!! ππ¦π The Kansas City Chiefs πΉβ€οΈβπ₯ are about to RAM that tight Philly Eagles π¦ π¦ defense wide open π΅βπ«π and you better be STRETCHED AND READY for this FULL CONTACT ORGY πππ₯ The game starts hot and heavy, but when that TWO-MINUTE WARNING β³ hits, it's BIG PEEPEE PLAYOFF TIME π₯π₯ You better be WIDE RECEIVING πββοΈππ¦ and READY FOR A HARD COUNT ππ’ because some THICK MEATHEAD QB ππ¨βπ¦° is about to GO DEEP IN YOUR REDZONE π©π₯π₯ Just when you think you can catch your breath, Kendrick Lamar π€π«¦ and SZA πβ¨ are gonna make you BUST ONE AT HALFTIME π©π¦ before the FOURTH QUARTER FRICKFEST sends you STRAIGHT TO OVERTIME ππ₯ No more tight end, babeβyou're getting a FULLBACK SMASH STRAIGHT UP THE GUT! SEND THIS TO 10 (π) FOOTBALL FREAKS ππ¦π₯ If you get 10 BACK, you're a SUPER BOWL SUCCUBUS ππππ If you get 5 BACK, you're a THROATY THIRD STRING HOE ππ«¦π¦ But if you get NONE BACKβ¦ π±π babe, you got a DRY BUTT DEFLATED BALLS LIFE ππ₯ππ« GOON HARD OR GO HOME π‘π
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super bowl L was the last one worth caring about because it was the last one that was just a single digit, I can't keep up with all these extra letters
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but this one is LIX![:marseyblush: :marseyblush:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyblush.webp)
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it was the first one with a single digit in your entire life
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