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Super Bowl LIX πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

🏈πŸ”₯ STRAP IN, PIGSKIN PERVERTS, IT'S SUPER BOWL SUCKFEST 2025!!! πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ˜ˆ The Kansas City Chiefs πŸΉβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯ are about to RAM that tight Philly Eagles πŸ¦…πŸ’¦ defense wide open πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ‘… and you better be STRETCHED AND READY for this FULL CONTACT ORGY πŸ†πŸˆπŸ”₯ The game starts hot and heavy, but when that TWO-MINUTE WARNING ⏳ hits, it's BIG PEEPEE PLAYOFF TIME πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ You better be WIDE RECEIVING πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘πŸ’¦ and READY FOR A HARD COUNT πŸ˜πŸ“’ because some THICK MEATHEAD QB πŸˆπŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦° is about to GO DEEP IN YOUR REDZONE 😩πŸ’₯πŸ”₯ Just when you think you can catch your breath, Kendrick Lamar 🎀🫦 and SZA πŸ‘βœ¨ are gonna make you BUST ONE AT HALFTIME πŸ˜©πŸ’¦ before the FOURTH QUARTER FRICKFEST sends you STRAIGHT TO OVERTIME πŸ†πŸ”₯ No more tight end, babeβ€”you're getting a FULLBACK SMASH STRAIGHT UP THE GUT! SEND THIS TO 10 (πŸ”Ÿ) FOOTBALL FREAKS πŸˆπŸ’¦πŸ”₯ If you get 10 BACK, you're a SUPER BOWL SUCCUBUS πŸ˜πŸ’‹πŸ†πŸ˜ˆ If you get 5 BACK, you're a THROATY THIRD STRING HOE πŸπŸ«¦πŸ’¦ But if you get NONE BACK… 😱😭 babe, you got a DRY BUTT DEFLATED BALLS LIFE 🏈πŸ₯€πŸ†πŸš« GOON HARD OR GO HOME πŸ‘πŸ’€

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super bowl L was the last one worth caring about because it was the last one that was just a single digit, I can't keep up with all these extra letters

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it was the first one with a single digit in your entire life

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but this one is LIX :marseyblush:

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