!britbongs aristocracy are now using AIslop and Twitter quotes to fight instead of duelling.

https://x.com/MarlboroughOf/status/1896286460166492501

Is it better to be a duke or a lord tho?

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Duke of Marlborough

Honestly, looks trustworthy:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1741038586WySrV9Ncke1ELg.webp

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The Duchy of Marlborough was created to allow John Churchill, a former defender of King James II (he defeated the Monmouth rebellion and secured Jimmy on the throne), the land tithes to raise a company of soldiers to fight against James and for the new regime of William, Duke of Orange as the crafty Dutchman had no intention of paying for a Bong military of his own.

The Ranks of European nobility ususlly go something like this:

King

Prince

Duke (although Princes can also be dukes- the title of prince just meant you were a king's son and didn't entitle you to land)

Earl (only in Bongland, from the old English/Norse 'Jarl'- a lower, local ruler)

Viscount/Burgraaf

Count/Graaf (count means companion and Viscount means trusted companion)

Baron/Lord (baron means soldier but it also kind of means 'dumb', implying someone who does what they're told)

Knight (the only rank not automatically entitled to a fief of land- knights had to pay for their own kit and horses too so they were often poor as frick- see Don Quixote)

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I'd rather duke it out, then lord ithe W over pizzashLL

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Duke is a subcategory of Lord. Duke is the highest tier of Lord though.

But it's a moot point as Ashcroft is an appointed lord so he could sit in the House of Lords as a thank you for donations to the Tories. He thus isn't aristocracy. Meanwhile the Duke of Marlborough is a hereditary peerage and he is real aristocracy.

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Interesting! Yeh knew some became lords cause of achievements like werent born into it. The actual ones probably look down on them innit lol

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Which they should as it's pretty nakedly corrupt at this point. Appointed lords are just a political patronage system to get a salary and nice title with the only remaining power being to slow down legislation. The House of Lords really needs scrapping or reduced to something exclusively ceremonial.

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>Duke of Marlboro

Camels are better :marseycool2:

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:#marlboro:

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