Hypermuscular Hindu Hridaysamrat
2yr ago
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Was setting up a laptop and the voice assistant was speaking, it came to the license agreement and she goes 'you can decline but then, you know, no windows.'
Some fricking braindead zoomer is being consulted to come up with shitty redditisms like that so the company with a quasi monopoly on OSs can appear funny.
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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Honestly the whole voice assistant thing catches me off guard with how funny it is, at least when i try to frick with alexa (i regularly yell at her to fart when i have guests over, she plays a different clip every time)
You should be more angry about how software these days never have specific error codes, just "something went wrong." A call to "tech support" gives you the same answer. No fixes outside of maybe rebuild everything. I have to call my phone service today and ask them why my thousand dollar phone isnt connecting to 4G/5G. I have no idea what ill be in for.
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Is that a skill cuz I just spent five minutes telling a speaker to fart and it just silently flashed lights like I'm r-slurred
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Try "alexa fart for me" or "alexa play fart sound"
She'll fart and make some r-slurred butt comment like "ooh, that was a wet one." Swear to my God.
Also try shit like "lets talk." I once had a legitimate discourse with her about the production of Blade Runner. It doesnt work every time, but when it does, its a holy shit moment.
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That's usually what happens when you bypass the Alexa software and use the actual AI, pretty fun experience tbh
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Reminded me of this guy whispering to his Alexa to braap for him
https://v.redd.it/eyremzo5vgj61
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Yeah i whisper to mine all the time cause i set mine to australian woman at max volume because my alarm clock is set to claire de lune and it needs to be loud to wake me up
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