Americans absolutely jelly now that Brazilians have enhanced their 2A to include vehicles of self defence.

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Well, Brazil's robbery problem is going to be solved very quickly at this rate

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Ahhhh that last one made me laugh thank you

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I love that Brazil is basically just a Call of Duty free for all in some places.


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>Brazil is basically a call of duty free for all

:soyjak:

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As an attorney, I cannot believe they're violating the norms of due process :soycry#:

As a drama-tard I love this so much and I laughed incredibly hard

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Well really the only reason trials exist is to confirm guilt or innocence, so if you get caught in the act, doesn't it prove you're guilty?

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Well, at its base, the idea of a trial is the adversarial discovery of "truth" about the matter before the court. Hence innocent before proven guilty (or guilty before proven innocent) as a standard

However, if you're caught and "direct evidence" of the crime is captured, then yeah you're fricked. No sweetheart plea deals for you

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Someone post this to /r/justiceserved and /r/mademesmile

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The fricking voiceover in portuguese says something along the lines of

>This is why its important to carry a cellphone with flash, as you see, yhe victim of society tried stealing the good citizen with the flash camera, he took 4 pictures, and the thieves were left stunned

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holy frick i love this, are there any more compilations of robbers getting BTFO'd like this?

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/r/robbersgettingfricked

Discovered it after a viral beating in my country was posted there

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Sweet, it's already got that security cam footage of that guy getting his arm shot off in California from a few nights ago.

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:#marseykneel: :#marseygivecrown: :#marseykingcrown:

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If you enjoy seeing people getting beat up then I'm sure you'll love /r/robbersgettingfricked. It's the perfect place for someone with your twisted sense of humor.

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Why yes I love seeing poor people getting beat and shot. What do you like about robbers?

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It warms my heart to see people getting what they deserve. They've chosen a life of crime and they should be punished for it. I don't feel bad for them at all.

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:#marseyking:

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:marseyseethe:

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I used to do that in GTA all the time.

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Still do

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Why? You can do it IRL apparently.

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Amazingly based

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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extremely based

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These were all good, but the truck follow up was my favorite.

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hilarious that people see someone else being robbed and just destroy them with their car, then drives off.

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Given the opportunity to violently flatten somebody that deserved it with no repercussions besides a new windshield? I'd do it every week tbh

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God I wish.

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Remember the golden rule. If you were being mugged would you like oncoming traffic to flatten them?

Obviously, yes.

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Just doing their civic duty!

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You won't ever seen a sense of community this strong in mayo butt places like Portland or Seattle.

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If you passed this law in America it would be considered as an act of genocide.

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America would be 3% black in a year

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This is unfathomably based

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https://g1.globo.com/jornal-nacional/noticia/2022/05/09/padre-e-suspeito-de-atropelar-ladrao-no-interior-paulista.ghtml

This recent one is cool, a priest runs over criminal that robbed his church, leaves him there without getting help

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the man hit by the car had just stolen clothes that would be sold at the parish store

It's a peepee move fr but frick imagine how hilarious the trial would be.

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what do u mean? a guy stole from a church in Brazil u think he will be given flowers?

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Nah the guy having to explain getting run over by a priest then seeing a priest testify against him in court. I guess a lot of people would want him dead before a trial.

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the prist?

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Nah the criminal. To steal from a church trying to help people is a dirty thing to do.

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yea I agree also what i mean by "a guy stole from a church in Brazil u think he will be given flowers?" so good 2 know that is also what u mnt

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If I ever see two guys on a moped I'm drawing my gun no matter what

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Heck yea bitches get rekt

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Their country is such a violent shit hole they had to do this. Not really a brag.

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as opposed to the violent shitholes where the citizens can only shoot their robbers

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There's a difference between shooting a guy breaking into your home and running over a guy in the street mugging people.

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... what's the difference, morally speaking?

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Morally, nothing. The car thing does encourage more vigilantism which has its own problems.

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There is a difference indeed. Shooting a guy breaking into your home is expected, terry davising a criminal out in the open is an act so based it cannot be measured by any device in existence.

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Yeah, running over a mugger while recreationally drunk driving is way more based

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>shooting criminals and robbers is based

>nnooo you're not allowed to help your fellow community members you're supposed let them get robbed :soymad:

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Good luck finding a mechanic that will get the blood and dents out for cheap.

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Oh, that's the difference. In that case you're absolutely right king

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I live in America and I already know a garage mechanic who would do that np, you really think that's gonna be a problem in Brazil?

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Yes. Only because I assume the mechanic will try and rob you in Brazil.

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Yeah, as much as I'm Pro-2A, if a country's law and order have failed to the extent that they need to tacitly approve vigilantism, I'm not sure ANYONE involved can brag.

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>I WANNA BE ABLE TO SHOT PEOPLE ON MY PROPTY SPECIALLY NIIIIGERS

>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT NOT ACTUAL CRIMINALS

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:marseyeyeroll:

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The guy who ran over the bikers can brag

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Yeah, forgot about him. Lol, they should let them collect the bodies as trophies and get them taxidermied.

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r u burger?

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:chadyes:

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Yeh like when it happened in Phillipines it was supposed to be a law and order move but made it look way more chaotic instead.

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What are you talking about? It was so unfathomably popular that Duterte was able to ride into power based mostly on the fact that a politician was finally cleaning up the crime and corruption problem instead of participating in it. I mean sure he may have authoritarian tendencies, but the dude gets stuff done. You can't argue with results.

Of course Westerners hated it because many of us are spoiled effete garbage. We've lived in the light of civilization for so long that we've forgotten that harsh measures need to be taken both to build civilization and to preserve it, and that's why bluepilled cities like Portland are in a state of slow-motion collapse right now.

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Yeh I meant made it look more chaotic as in people were taking the law into their own hands.

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Well yeah but America started out the same way, that's literally how the Wild West worked. Lots of robberies and criminal gangs so vigilantism was basically legalized by the fed (in fact they even had bounty hunting so it could be said that the government subsidized vigilantism) and very quickly crime dropped to managable levels, at which point the vigilantism was gradually rolled back and law and order became the responsibility of the cops again.

This is what I hate about American foreign policy: we're such insufferably self-righteous moralists, and what makes it worse is that we're very hypocritical about it. We look down upon and judge these less advanced countries for taking extreme measures to solve their crime problems so that they can evolve into civilized first world democracies even though less than 200 years we did exactly the same thing ourselves that we are now so bussyblasted about these foreign countries doing. Like how the frick can we reasonably expect these countries to solve their corruption and crime problems if we insist that they be gentle on the criminals? Law and order would never have been brought to the Wild West if it were not for vigilantism and community policing yet somehow we expect Brazil to fix its problems without these proven solutions, like Bolsonaro is supposed to pull a magic wand out and somehow all the criminals will decide to join the priesthood and dedicate their lives to charity.

:#marseyflagbrazil::#marseythegrey:

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Same with the whole piracy/privateer stuff. Pretty much state sanctioned piracy but it helped keep business interests safe and privateers were already skilled at what they do.

Would have been interesting being a criminal one moment then part of the government the next lol.

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That last one is brutal, I didn't know Brazilians were this based

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He saw his chance and hit the frickin gas, what a chad

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Not as cool as the side mounted flamethrowers.

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:#marseysteer:

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fun fact:

south africa is one of the only countries where you can be gay, own marijuana, and keep firearms all at the same time

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You can do all three of those at the same time here in California

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Not just allowed, but mandatory.

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But what if you don't want to be gay?

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Then you'll be executed by firing squad

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Is that before or after they are done with the gay orgy?

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The gay orgy comes after, don't want str8s to be part of that

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After the Brazilian government permitted the killing of motor cycle riders who rob & kill citizens - in order to put an end to this menace

I wish. Brazil must be the most kittyfied country on earth when it comes to crime

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This is unfathomably based and needs to also apply to protestors who block public roads.

:#marseytruck: :#marseyprotestno:


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I recall that on the last this is Sparta one, the guy who ran over the heckin valid social workers just so happens to have been the uncle of the people who were being robbed! :marseywholesome:

Here is the article in Poortuguese, if you cant read then se fudeu otário huahsuheauhsehaue

https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2022/02/15/tio-atropela-assaltantes-que-roubavam-sobrinhos-na-zona-sul-de-sp.ghtml

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So wholesome, what a great uncle

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>A Polícia Civil registrou o caso como legítima defesa.

:g#igachad3:

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what do you mean?

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Olha só esse dramabixa travecão que não fala a língua dos anão! :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

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hue isso é louco xD

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The guy who ran over the heccing valid poor oppressed peole seizing their reparations was the uncle of the girls being robbed

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no y u called them social workers?

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Never mess with a man who survived Brazil.

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Darn, just goes to show what a different breed some criminals are. They pissed off their communities so bad, people are willing to frick their car up a bit to run them over while they rob someone else.

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i wanna have s*x with a dozen brazillian women at once if i ever fall off the wagon

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I can understand brazilian, all these people are social workers.

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wat

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based, we need that here but for people protesting in the street

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More importantly, all of those dangerous cyclists who break traffic laws. Please let this happen. :marseybegging:

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car cucks be seething at bike chads fr fr

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My dudes. Everyone talks about it, everyone makes memes about their 13.6 TB of hentai and stuff. But imo I just can’t get off to it anymore at all. I legit set a timer to see when I nut (don’t judge or ask) to prove it’s no longer doing it for me. It came to around like 30 seconds or soemthing. And I didn’t even but. I got too tired and bored. They are actually quite annoying too. Like how does this girl who’s getting screwed somehow yelling all this word vomit. “Oh my gosh it’s inside me, oh my gosh it’s so big waaaaaa” everyone has their preferences. But me personally it’s just not very good anymore, don’t get me wrong there’s some good ones out there, but I’ve come to the point where I haven’t wanted to hentai in around 9 minutes. So yeah.

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