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TL:DR on the post- The Femboy OP is a student and gets paid 120/h to be a cute femboy maid every weekend.

Can you imagine living this life? Im jealous of both people in this scenario

A- Imagine being cute enough that a dude straight up offers you money to dress up in cute outfits and be a maid every weekend

B- Imagine having both the money and the confidence to fricking pay people to do this stuff in the first place

:marseycry: why cant either of them be me

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:marppy::marseyshooting:

Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind

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Anon lets a junior high patsy take the fall for his shitcapade
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Radio dramas were cool, and this book is cool.

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Dudes can't handle elephant gun
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S0ck - YouTube
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bite the knob :marseyklenny2:

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Lucky there’s a family man
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Why are you scared, isn't this what you wanted?

:#marseyscared:

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grizzly bear fight
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Russia is over

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peepee prayer
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:kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty::kitty:
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I got a gray Marsey!

https://imgur.com/a/c4oP0as

So, this cat just showed up on someone's porch one day, way out in the sticks, no one knows where it came from. It just seems to have taken up residence on a business partner's porch. So it's been around here for a couple of years now, just this odd independent character.

Ever since I started visiting and working with this operation, the cat started following me around. And now it comes running when I call (I didn't even know that/if it had a name, I just call it kitty) , and it basically follows me around day, just like a dog.

I swear this cat acts more like a dog than a cat. l've had dogs that acted more cat-like ( chows, specifically) and I think this cat thinks it's a dog.

I'm not even normally a cat person, more of a dog person, but this one is interesting.

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Mayos be easy to scare fr.

Statistically speaking he reacted appropriately.

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BMW are racist crakkas :marseychingchong:

seriously though their newer designs are so hideous. what the heck is wrong with them.

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[Shitpost] [Poll] How many bowel movements have you had in the last 72 hours?

@JoeBiden

@Soren

@Wiz_proud_n_out

@Certifiedbussyoperator

@theoneandonlyfester

Discuss

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Good boy :marseysheepdogpat:

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:marseylongpost:
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Chicago Scrotes :marseyfeminist: React to Pretty :marseyza: Flowers :marseysunflower:

lotta slapfights in the comments as well

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Pistachios are based
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