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I press with right hand when I am typing, but I have been trying to switvh to left hand since I think I can improve speed if I do it with my left.
Idk, I am a good typer, but I am stuck at ~170wpm at monketype and don't know what i need to do to get to 200wpm which is my goal. Obvy much lower for actual text, monkeyype i am talking about 100 most common words 15 sec.
TWENTY-FIVE SNAKES POUR OUT YOUR EYES 
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You can be as respectful, measured, and comprehensible with your points as you want, but you will undoubtedly get 50 replies from uber-consoomers who act as if you called their mother a whore.
They won't actually respond to it of course, usually posting these two gifs
Which doesn't even make sense. It's my profile, I can say whatever I please. I'm not talking your ear off, I'm expressing my opinion and the only reason you're here is because you're actively interacting with me. 
If I see someone making a negative remark about something I like, I think it over for a bit, and then ignore it. If it's a particularly bad take, I refute it, or at the very least deliver an insult better than "y-you're just a hater! 
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You have to wonder why this is so common, why there an alarming amount of people who are so deep in corporate worship that they consider criticism of anything they create forboden. 
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Mike has a rather unique perspective about what the ideal size is:
Karl: If you could press a button that magically made you smaller, what length and girth would you set the device to?
Mike: 8x7
Karl: 7" girth is still MASSIVE of course, but you think women can generally handle that with some lube and foreplay?
Mike: I'm not sure that women would do better. I just have nothing to compare it to. For me, 8x7 is a pretty significant reduction… I am trying to say I wouldn't want my peepee to feel alien to me. I am accustomed to using it a certain way and enjoying certain things about it that might change if I was a different size. Over time it wouldn't matter. I am trying to think of an analogy but any difference in so familiar a body part would take getting used to. I would lose a s*x trick or two… lol
Karl: The women who can take you, they have loved your size?
Mike: Yes. Sometimes too much, and after breaking up they want to continue s*x or guilt me into it. Women who really like size can be aggressive and hard to satisfy. I don't want to be a machine.. I can't at this age. Women that can easily accommodate me usually like toys and it's impossible to compete with a toy. I really want to avoid that.
Karl: I'm not completely surprised some women can handle your size, even at almost 10" girth. My wife can take our 8.4" girth dildo vaginally, and me anally at the same time. These women who have been able to take you, would you say they are the rare exceptions, and that most women definitely can't handle your size?
Mike: Yes definitely not a problem for women with experience. There are a few factors. I like short petite women. The petite women that I seek out have problems with my size. The women who come looking for me usually don't have a problem.
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Darn that's a nice route. 
I didn't know Americas had rail lines that good, I really want to see it now. Goes up with the tanzanian forest one in list of foreign train rides I have to take once in my life.
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— Goatly (@Goatlowski) September 4, 2024
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i like this marsey its the best 
today 
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- WootFatigue : I can't sleep
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Rennlist, a popular Porsche technical forum, will censor the word "Balls", and yet they seem to have nothing wrong with "squirters":
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That's it. That's the post.
Link:
I will end your bloodline little man. pic.twitter.com/HbBQHIQCWe
— ✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ (@art_is_found) September 4, 2024
!eurochads will you be cuckpaying your fines?
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Was doing some heavy downloads recently(>20GB files) and my 5G net used as hotspot was giving speeds around 6-7MB/s while broadband was at 5-6. Know broadband can be scaled up more but don't really need speeds that high anyway. Basically any loc with broadband at this point has 5G coverage. My phone plan costs like 30% what the lowest tier broadband plans do.
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A collection of disguised troll songs and shockers on YouTube. feel free to add your own - 3
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TOTAL GRINCH DEATH - 11
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I have secret sources that demonstrate without a shadow of a doubt that @ponyblaze is NOT a trans gay homeless cop that sucks off cops but is in fact a completely normal straight white male that shops at whole foods, lives in a good neighborhood in a regular house, and is completely up to date on his car payments.
Discuss this SHOCKING expose below
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Current Registered Users: 28,720
Huh
I'ma need a bigger bag for the cohort
Tryna make a millionaire out of slum dogs
Bet that, head crack, blunt force
Cozy with the east Africans up north
Where seven make a three, turn a ten by law
Crescent moon wink, when I blinked it was gone
Left the crib, smacked, no sheath on the sword
Made it by the skin of my teeth, thank God
'03, momma rockin' Liz Claiborne
Had her stressin' up the wall playin' Mary J. songs
Rainy day came, couldn't rinse the stains off
Long way to go, we already came far
Story stayed the same, it was never madе up
Threw me loose changе, look at what I made of it
When the mood change, I'ma poker-face 'em
It's a new day, who got all the aces?
Who be foldin' late? Who know when to play dead?
Who sit up straight when the roof caved in?
Had a full plate, you ain't wanna split it
Tell it to you straight, you ain't wanna listen
Cup runneth over the brim
Bust open, there's no closin' the lid
Drumroll, here go my lil' entrance
Gung ho, I'm the one that go get it
Five O's on me like the Olympics
Pure gold, somethin' told me, "Don't mix it"
Caught a feelin', momma had me out Temple
Not religious, we was really out Philly
Livin' on the fly tryna wing it
We got us a fire to rekindle
Redirect the fight where it's meant for
Triumph over plight and immense loss
Ride alone at night, I get clear thoughts
Caught a couple slights and I veered off
Saw another height, had my ears poppin'
Walked outside, it was still gorgeous
Sharp incisors reveal slowly
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
Uh, niggas still drummin'
Foot shook ground when I stepped on it
Didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
In the dark inside, we was real hungry
On a seven of the five, we was real hungry
And I didn't look back when I broke soil
'Cause every time I did it would hurt more
Alright
Yessir, this nigga spittin'
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