Didn't watch but I'm sure this is hilarious stuff.

Remember when America started clamoring for midwit mayo latenight funnymen to take up arms to fight for what ends up boiling down to increased government intervention in every facet of our lives? Nah me neither.

You are not allowed to take refuge from the activism.

Currently, only four countries are able to make relevant number of advances to global technological innovation to the degree required to keep the global economy growing in a meaningful manner. Those four nation states are Japan, South Korea, US, and China.

We have already hit that point in terms of technological innovation where most nation states are in no position to add their weight to the cutting edge in any meaningful manner.

Out of these four, Japan is the one most likely to fall behind leaving only South Korea, US, and China in the running for true global innovation.

If we were to remove these top 4 nation states, then the global technology development pace would fall to 10% or lower of what it is currently.

As more and more nation states get left behind in terms of building up further up the tech tree, it becomes clear that in the end only the US will be left standing. With this in mind, to find out when global technological growth will stagnate, we need only find out when US technological growth will stagnate.

As of now the US still leads in terms of AI, military weapons, and spacecraft. With US lifestyles changing it is possible that US work hours will go down over time and they would have to increase their population by 30% to maintain the same levels of productivity per worker.

There is a real chance that the US will peak by the year 2080 as the Alpha generation is coming out even more r-slurred than the zoomer generation, and it appears likely that this trend will hold.

There is only so much r-sluration that a nation state can hold itself up against. Even an economy as advanced as the US or South Korea.

The US economy will likely begin to fail one generation after the South Korean economy as the US economy is at most 1 generation behind in terms of the levels of r-sluration among the populace.

I stand with Israel.

South Korea on its current path is at most 20 years from failing.

The US on its current trajectory is at most 40-50 years from stagnating.

The global economy is going to get stuck by 2100 as there will be many economies that will be actively shrinking and thus balancing out the growth of other economies.

The 22nd century will be the stagnation century where the human populace is going to shrink dramatically on 2 continents leaving behind 4 functional human continents.

I stand with Israel.

What is it going to take for law enforcement and politicians to do something? pic.twitter.com/8efrNxLWBE

— • ᗰISᑕᕼIᗴᖴ ™ • (@4Mischief) August 21, 2024

!r-slurs

• why did Mello get banned, b-word?

• why did boo get banned, b-word?

• why is fricking spal in a fricking twitter group, b-word?

• why is fricking there a fricking marsey emote of him, b-word?

• who is fricking ted_simp and why are fricking they significant

• who is fricking basedgod and why did they get banned

• who is fricking serge and why did they get banned

• who is fricking rdramahistorian and why did they get banned

• why did krayon (sister toucher) get banned and how do we know he touched his sister

Please explain in great detail

I know I could use the fricking search bar but when I look up their names at least 10 thousand results show up and I don't want to read them all

@N please help me out

clearly a !foidmoment but also includes some !moidmoment s

I like how giddy she gets exposing these INFLUENZAS!!

- 4 votes

I am Bi - 1 votes

I am gay - 2 votes

I thank youtube for recommending this video, she has a entire series of these!!

watch at 1.5x speed

I will not be here someday soon

>Ask r/buildapc "Is this a good pc?"
>Post deleted
>Mod: "Take build questions to r/buildapcforme"
>Ask r/buildapcforme "Is this a good pc?"
>Post flagged as spam
>Ask mods to approve it
>Mods never reply

Moderators somehow made Reddit worse than a call center 💀 pic.twitter.com/t0QHAOkTT5

— Reddit Lies (@reddit_lies) August 20, 2024

JK, it's just jannies being r-slurred jannies. How dare you ask about building a pc in /r/buildapc, pleb.

Like the title says, someone stole my fursuit. It was in a green bag like the one in the 2nd slide. It was last seen one of the parking lots of the Hyatt ( 300 Reunion Blvd ) at 10:30pm on Sunday, 8/19/24. It is incredibly important to me and I would be willing to reward anyone who finds her. It may be in a dumpster (thieves often trash fursuits when they realize they dont hold electronics).

https://old.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheWeird/comments/1ev5hwz/texas_womans_tongue_certified_as_worlds_widest_at/

A woman from Texas, USA, has been verified to have the world's widest tongue (female).

Brittany Lacayo's tongue measures 7.90 cm (3.11 in) at its widest point – that's wider than a hockey puck and almost as wide as a credit card.

Her tongue is 2.5 cm (1 in) wider than it is long, when measuring length from the tip to the middle of the closed top lip.

In fact, 7.90 cm is the exact same size as the average length of a woman's entire tongue when measured from the epiglottis (a flap of cartilage behind the tongue).

This record hadn't been broken for 10 years until now – the previous holder was Emily Schlenker (USA), who took the title as a teenager with a tongue 7.33 cm (2.89 in) wide.

Brittany, who works as an attorney, has always known that she possesses an exceptionally large licker – she said her family would often joke about it when she was a young child.

However, she never considered the possibility that hers could be the widest in the entire world.

That changed when her best friend sent her a video of Emily Schlenker, which inspired Brittany to measure her own tongue.

"Shock" and "curiosity" are the main reactions Brittany receives when people see her tongue for the first time.

She hasn't ever shown it to her colleagues, nor has she told them about her record, but she'll no longer be able to bite her tongue now that we've announced it. "It is neat and kind of funny," she admitted.

Brittany isn't the only American attorney to break a record in recent weeks – Alexander Capogna performed the most chest-to-ground push ups in one hour with an astonishing total of 1,246.

The male widest tongue record is 8.88 cm (3.49 in), belonging to Brian Thompson (USA). The former record holder was Byron Schlenker, Emily's father.

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>this was originally going to be a joke about peope celebrating christmas too early is why we have leap years, heres thise pics:

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>here are the pictures i needed to share from the rabbit hole i was in

I love you all, i hope you enjoyed my post

You don't need to succeed super well you just need to need to have a strong will. What I'm saying is whenever I see Candace Owens I want to breed her and make mulatto abomination children. She keeps getting pregnant and strong borderline bitchy women who get pregnant constantly is basically like my type.

Anyway if you want a good time play pupperazzi a game where you are a sapient camera that pets dogs and takes pictures of them riding a skateboard. Too bad there's no cat version.

yes I know it's really based on whatever the user is interested in, and no it isn't my image

King pic.twitter.com/71qVXVyQjj

— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) August 18, 2024

!tmz

!moidmoment

I have no idea if this is new or old but its still funny.

Nvm its from 2015. Those were the best of times.

Takes 15 minutes to perform a complete loop.

@Corinthian was that you? I think you could unironically cause a lot of seethe on reddit baiting them by just being yourself.

What is nuclear family? It's an industrial bullshit.Raise a joint family if you are so called trad.

There's no such thing as a nuclear family. Even the ads they posted in the 50s and 60s the entire families looked dead inside.

"This will work if we all conform to this! Put that frickin smile on Timmy, we're headed to church to love everyone except those colored people cuz that's what I think my God wants and it's good person stuff"

Edit: not 50s and 60s. Need fact check but before then maybe 20s to 50s? Whatever the idea was drilled into my dad's head but he is 72

What exactly redditors want when they about the nuclear family?

They want grandma and grandpa near to help along uncles? Sounds great but how is that in conflict with the "nuclear family" or why does it make the nuclear family bad?

Or do they mean "the new quirky friends I made and my polyamorous partners are le family"

The idea of a 'nuclear family' being the end all be all of social organization is such a ridiculous idea to have if you have any historical knowledge or context at all.

There are literally countless examples of people and cultures throughout history with vastly different family dynamics, societies where children are raised communally or with multiple sets of parents were a REGULARITY in the ancient world. As a matter of well documented historic fact, the concept of a 'Nuclear Family' has literally only existed since the 1920's. The human race has been surviving without the concept of a nuclear family for vastly longer than it has.

What does "raised communally" even means? The extended families of the old days closely knitted and distrustful, where do they get that communally bullshit? And there were still parents and children, and the parents always did most of the work of raising them. Why so much anger?

Reddit is crawling with these churchy types complaining about promiscuity or "porn addiction" nonstop, it's so weird.

NOOOOO THERE'S NO PORN ADDICTION

People like this are ridiculous.

It's like they can't decide if they want to be Utilitarian or hardcore Catholic Republic.

Insisting that the only "good" someone can do is making progress towards the betterment of society in itself is fricking stupid; if I save a dying kid am I a bad person because that didn't contribute towards the progress of my society? If I'm gay am I bad person because I can't produce more kids for the progression of society?

It's such a stupid and often self contradictory philosophy.

!nooticers reminder most /r/gatekeeping users are likely foids judging by their stemcel aversion and the fact most of them are psychology majors.