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I’m mom to eight dolls — I breastfeed them and take them everywhere https://t.co/35iEoCogzQ pic.twitter.com/czl5w93i5c
— New York Post (@nypost) November 4, 2024
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Going to my 2nd DUI charge hearing today
😱 (last one was like a decade ago, no charges since then and got an expensive butt lawyer)
LMAO I'll be ready if they try that I sentence you to one year PSYCH! trick
Hopefully they do that
Back to inpatient after this (mainly to look better and yeah Im done this time 👍🚫🍺
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You know the joke that goes "A stress tester orders null, 999999 drinks and the bar explodes when a customer asks for the bathroom key"? I thought of a continuation.
Hope you LOL'd (Laughed Out Loud)!
- Dramamine : So old it already has a drivers license
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I just had to watch a commercial where Ludacris was telling me that Jake Paul is going to box against Mike Tyson, and it will only be streaming on Netflix.
Ludacris then told me, "This is the fight the world has been waiting for!"
IDK friends, maybe we ARE living in a postmodern nightmare dystopian capitalist hellscape.
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One positive of the microplastics is that they let you keep your hair for longer
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McDonald's can now legally fix its own ice cream machines 🍦
— Culture Crave 🎃 (@CultureCrave) October 30, 2024
Previously only the manufacturer, Taylor, was allowed to fix them pic.twitter.com/Vln2Sxq93k
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The rain drive me insane,
U had the coolest brain,
Since u left I am down the drain,
Never like this rain,
Peter-parker-pattering on my brain.
Remember when we did Cain?
So plain.
Now we just be in pain.
I never lied to u
U were always true pink and blue
I knew u would come thru,
If only u had been granted a few,
I love u.
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— eldercactus (@eldercactus) October 29, 2024
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Blacked out for the first time at the ripe old age of 29
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i manage a fast food store, and my newest memeber of staff is 10+ years older than me with waaaay more experience in kitchen work
he hasn't been following my instructions and is also trying to undermine me to other members of staff (15 year olds) on the 2 days i dont work
how do i combat this and correct his behaviour? this is my first management position
burning him with cigarettes is out of the question
he is also a 6'3 true brexit geezer with a domestic violence offence, whilst i am a 5'10 party boy