(love that reddit has become a generic trademark for unfunny)
(TIL souls in the two lower heavens in Mormonism lose their genitals)
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(TIL souls in the two lower heavens in Mormonism lose their genitals)
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wait thats me
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Welcome home, Queen!
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Seriously though, I think you might be spiritually dramatarded. You can have so much attention here if you want it.
Enjoy /h/slavshit and /h/transgender
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Hey, I just noticed you have 2000 marseybux. Right now Im running a promo, anyone who sends marseybux to me gets twice the amount back! So send me your 2000 marseybux for guaranteed returns :)
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Go to my profile and click "give dramacoin/marseybux" button and send me that 2,000 mbux. It will give you a special award that puts all your posts on the front page
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She'd feel right at home here. Who has a working twitter?
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Wtf
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I wouldn't mind being an esoteric fantasy race though
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I think it's funny how Jews are basically mythological creatures in half the Arab world. My one Jewish girlfriend did her college study abroad in Jordan and her Arab homestay family literally thought she should have magic powers or some shit when they found out she was a Jew. They begged her not to curse their goats. Later, they got mad at her for not blessing the goats and using her powers to command the goats to not get lost. She was not a very good goatherd, apparently.
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Jeez, that's insane.
I can't believe she spent the whole time pretending not to have access to her Jewish enchantments.
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Yeah they're only good at... stealing sheep from their Palestinian neighbors, amirite?
(I came up with a good skeleton for a joke here, somebody find out how to make it actually funny please.)
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If only we could be as funny as the famously hilarious zoomer foids. "Look, I got a tattoo on my arm, I have casual s*x with strangers, and I'm unhappy!"
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humorously relatable content for days!
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Wait wait, I've got it: My Jewess friend was a terrible goatherd, not because she's a nepobaby from Manhattan who had probably never seen a goat before but because...
everyone knows only The Son of Man can separate the sheep from the goats.
Matthew, Chapter 25
(this Sunday school-approved antisemitic joke brought to you by The Veggietales)
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Impossible challenge
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Having come from a place where Mormons metastisized (that's some good alliteration, gotta remember that one) I've read some of it. It's Old Testament fanfic plus the mid 1800s fascination with archaeology and ancient Egypt. There are defInite pre-Jules Verne scifi vibes to it.
Also they all like Halo.
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we are the true aryans
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Oh you're Mormon
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You're fricking danish
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that image needs to be a side banner
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This but unironically (I just frickin hate loud butt birds ruining my early morning sleep)
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This russkie needs to touch grass, but this is what happens when you tell russkoids to touch grass:
!chuds !neolibs
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Better than the russian inside.
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Unless we talk about being inside a russian (legacy foid)
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4trans final boss
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Be still my quivering heart….
!cuteandvalid Ive made a mistake
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Another missed connection to go into your diary
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WOW I picked the wrong thread to skip the other day !cuteandinvalid nobody told me
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One for our local https://twitter.com/brigham_hung/status/1779733085833101748
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@TracingWoodgrains you're like twitter-famous, right?
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@The_Homocracy you've got a live twitter account, right? Invite this stunning and brave Judeo-Mormon queen to come receive her laurels!
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I followed her. I'll send her an invite!
Invite sent!
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TY! Tell her I'm a big fan and she's making me reconsider my feelings about Russians and Mormons (I already loved Jews and trans folx)
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https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/262493/i-finally-found-one-good-twitter/6283650#context
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I was taught only unmarried people lose their genitals (they become angels basically) but tbf we have lay clergy so people can teach wack shit sometimes so I have no clue if it was official doctrine
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lol the ultimate indignity
use it or lose it, !incels
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You volunteering?
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transmaxxxing is a valid strategy
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I never got told anything like that but I went to a Spanish ward so I didn't understand anything
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lmao I like this . She can hang out here.
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Do you have a twitter? Send her an ecard.
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These are the perfect tweets to show to my heavily Mormon senior partners
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This might be one of the 4 horsemen
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Brigham_Hung is a great username
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my genius trolling idea is to make a pro scientology chud account. Post about how scientology is unfairly maligned by (((them))) since it promotes ways to actually improve your mental state and how L Ron is a based self made Aryan hero or something.
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@JimieWhales you're in love
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fr I finally have a girlcrush that can peepee me down.
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babe unless you're willing to fly to moscow im not sure how it's gonna work
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Are there even any Russian airlines that can keep it up without the wings falling off these days?
I thought they had a Boeing fleet?
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Honestly I have heard of more aviation catastrophies in USA than in Russia recently. The problem is that there are no direct flights, cause all our neighbours closed their aerospace even to civillian planes.
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Can you have me s*x trafficked through Syria by Bashar al-Assad?
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I'd rather you traffic me to America
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OK you're new around here so I'll let you off, but everyone knows that Jimie is mine. Please back off.
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sorry for e-flirting with your girl bro
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What does she offer you that I don't :(
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The kind of simple blind adoration that only comes with a lifetime of methanol.
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This is amazing
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@Grue Check this shit out!
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Are you Mormon?
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popular fan theories suggest I am ex-Muslim
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Back off, I saw @rosie_carrot first!
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@Russia come get ya gurl
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I am sorry, I prefer @pizzashill
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Please don't let this be true NoI is so funny
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Who?
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Cirno
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You're so fat that you're making me want to purge.
Snapshots:
https://twitter.com/brigham_hung:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
souls in the two lower heavens:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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