Girldick living in @X's brain rent free 24/7.

Woman? I bet she has a peepee.

Man? I bet he wants to become a woman.

Child? They are going to them out any day now.

Singaporeans? The only non- people on the planet. Personal safe space.

!grillers

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CumFart Industries LLC Announces Restructuring and New Partnership with AMC Theatres

MINNETONKA, MN – November 25, 2024 – CumFart Industries LLC today announced the layoff of all domestic staff, with operations now fully outsourced to Bangalore, India. This restructuring aims to enhance efficiency and global reach.

"We are excited to leverage the talented workforce in India to streamline our c*m and tonsil stone collection operations, and enhance our poop-corn portfolio of products," said CumFart Industries CEO, David (ME). "This move will position us for even greater growth, through wage theft, c*m larceny, and compulsory tonsil stone farming."

The company also "thanked" long-time unpaid intern and Jimmy P. Smallpeepee, Jock Plantain, for his dedicated service over the years. GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!

In addition, CumFart Industries unveiled a new partnership with AMC Theatres, focusing on integrating sustainable corn farming practices using AMC's restroom waste-to-energy technology. "Our staff of 300 will work around the clock to do the needful and efficiently separate perfectly good corn from human waste at scale. Our children will thank us for driving operational efficiencies in the butt-to-breakfast pipeline, bringing a new abundance of corn products to families across America - from AMC theatre's pottys, to your dinner plate", added CumFart Industries CEO, David (Me/).

Thx./

you shouldn’t sleep with the door closed. it’s bad for air flow pic.twitter.com/0EqQoYdvd7

— frye (@___frye) November 24, 2024

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STOP SAYING THIS

there is no such thing

I hate tiktok tribalism

Tiktok tribalism teaches that there are ASD elders who are the wise old people of the "ASD" community, and they need to be uncovered for advocacy. That makes, some sense? (not that much sense though, because they often say it with such gravity and formalism that it's ridiculous...) They use it for ADHD, paganism, veganism, and everything else too. But they also use it for generations now which is fake, which means gen alpha elders exist are like what... 9 years old? 10 years old? wtf?

ATTENTION ELDER MILLENNIALS

no

WATCH: Video shows the moment a home exploded this morning in Tate Township, Ohio, killing 2 people

A neighbor told local news outlet WCPO that a man with his hair on fire came running from the house after the blast and told him he'd been working on the home's furnace when "all… pic.twitter.com/2jdfUuKryf

— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) November 19, 2024

Kinda slaps pic.twitter.com/n2DJAuQMRX

— Bilbro Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) November 22, 2024

That's a real Cambodian mythological creature btw

the zoomers are alright

Where the menorah go? Also what the frick holiday has a sheriff star? Or the candle? I think the drum is for kwanza?

Friendlyreminder that the moon is rightful Israeli land and we must secure a lunar future for our Jewish children.

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/k4xkcd/obama_you_lose_people_with_snappy_slogans_like/

Sour Patch youngins lol

For those unaware, methanol is a type of alcohol not meant for human consumption. Mainly because it is highly poisonous.

A night of downing cocktails at a Laotian hostel has left an American tourist and four others dead from what authorities said was methanol-tainted booze.

Victims include two Danish women in their twenties, 28-year-old British lawyer Simone White, and 19-year-old Australian student Bianca Jones, according to the Times.

...

Another Australian woman — 19-year-old Holly Bowles, a classmate of Jones' — remains on life support, while at least six more are also in the hospital.

Most of the victims were staying at the Nana Backpacker Hostel in Vang Vien, where they are known to have downed shots before hitting the town on the night of November 12.

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Methanol poisonings have been known to kill dozens of people at at time.

In 2020, 44 people died in Iran after they reportedly thought guzzling the phony booze would keep them safe from Covid-19.

And in a 2019 Costa Rica incident, at least 25 died after drinking across 10 different establishments.

Sorry, I saw the thread about stacking rocks and got mad that this is what these subhuman care about.

As a very avid park goer, the amount of (mostly white obese women) who will walk 0.5 miles into a trail with their pitbull mix, not clean up after their dog, and waddle back is maddening to me.

Then you get the ones who litter, mostly middle class families who bring their dipshit kids and let them throw prime and capri-suns near/in lakes makes me so angry.

And then you have a mix of both demographics feeding the animals, as an animal enthusiasts it genuinely makes me seethe when I see it because it fricks with their natural ability to gather food, and animal aren't designed to handle shitty ultra-processed white bread, so it comes with health risks and can even cause them choke in some instances.

Anyways rant over, have a nice Thursday!

I posted a while ago about a Taiwanese poly c*nt and her Jewish boyfriend (now husband).

Well, Indian man finally broke it off. They kept bullying the 30-something Latinx dude in our group over his "racism" because he loved making jokes about Ethiopians, Thai people and Indians (I Don't mind! Indians deserve it)

I told them they were being too hard, told Latinx dude to grow a spine and they started throwing hands verbally. Both are fat, unwashed r-slurs and can't fight if their lives depended on it. That friend group has split at the seams.

I don't care for them anymore. I hope they never have kids (she's fat, so maybe)