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Hello rdrama i just had a weird conversation with a homeless guy. welcome to my afterwork ted talk.
Its like -45c out and im on the bus and he's going off sitting next to me on his troubles. He starts off by telling me he didn't do it they cant prove it. I seem to be homeless attractive because this happens all the time. He's kinda a charismatic scizo, But he keeps calling people BIPOC and talking about fisting muslim women and its kinda weird like a tick schizo get. The the bus is packed full and dead silence at this point. Anyway he's a drunk roofer who is in deep loans and wants to move to mexico. But that was before his boss started to loan this alcoholic money. boss gives drunk $100 now and take $200 off his payday. And he spirals and losses it all, job, house all his shit. then we talk general politics. im so negitive about future shit that the drunk schizo trys to unblackpill me. he starts talking hope and shit. oh and trying to convert me to murderpill which is what runs as his world veiw. its a very load convo and everyone on the bus is watching. as im leaving he yells to me "if you can murder someone you should really do it." i thank him for the advice and leave.
is murderpill better then blackpill drama?
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These eight actions are before the Court upon Plaintiff's submission of numerous civil complaints, letters and various appellate notices. His chain of litigations was triggered on August 18, 2011, when the United States filed a criminal complaint charging him with assault of a federal officer. See United States v. Amin-Bey, Crim. No. 11-MJ-3184 (MF), ECF No. 1.11After Plaintiff was arrested, then Magistrate Judge Patty Shwartz committed him for a determination of whether he presented a risk of harm to himself or others. See Amin-Bey, Crim. No. 11-MJ-3184, ECF Nos. 13 and 23. On February 18, 2014, Magistrate Judge Mark Falk conducted another hearing and extended Plaintiff's commitment for evaluation as to whether he was competent to stand trial or a treatment was required to restore him to competency. See id. ECF No. 38. Plaintiff is now housed in Massachusetts, and his criminal proceedings are suspended. See id.
4 Upon being criminally charged, Plaintiff commenced his first action, Sultan Dr. Admiral Ala'Ad-Din v. United States, Civil Action No. 13-4161 (SRC), challenging his mental evaluation and related confinement. See id., ECF No. 1 (“Lawful Complaint Pursuant Exhibit A:184 F.R.D. 588”) (star-sign in original). When this Court construed that submission as an application filed in Plaintiff's criminal matter, Plaintiff made numerous filings with the Court of Appeals.2 Seeid., ECF Nos. 3, 4, 5, 7 and 8 (“Notice of Direct Appeal,” “Notice of Common Law Certiorari,” “Judicial Notice to Secure Court Order”). In addition, he submitted another civil complaint that gave rise to Amin Bey v. United States, Civil Action No. 13-6040 (SRC). See id., ECF No. 1. Since that submission arrived unaccompanied by his filing fee or in forma pauperis (“IFP”) application, this Court denied him IFP status without prejudice. See id., ECF Nos. 3 and 4. Noting that Plaintiff was challenging his criminal confinement, the Court explained to him that a habeas application was the sole proper vehicle to seek release. See id., ECF No. 3, at 2.3Moreover, since Plaintiff's next complaint, submitted in Pharoah Dr. Admiral A.L.S.A. El Bey v. United States, Civil Action No. 13-6340 (SRC), was identical to the one filed in Amin Bey v. United States, Civil Action No. 13-6040 (SRC), the Court terminated Pharoah Dr. Admiral A.L.S.A. El Bey v. United States, Civil Action No. 13-6340 (SRC), as duplicative.
The totality of Plaintiff's submissions suggest his interest in: (a) discussing various theological beliefs; (b) appealing this Court's prior rulings; and (3) seeking release from confinement. Correspondingly, Plaintiff will be denied IFP status in Amin Bey v. United States,
We agree with the District Court that Appellant's complaint is confused, convoluted, and largely incomprehensible. Even construing the complaint liberally, it is impossible to discern any factual allegations, causes of action, or claims for relief. While we are not insensitive to Appellant's situation, we note that he has a history of submitting unintelligible documents to the courts despite having been informed of the requisite pleading standards. In this case, there is simply no construction of his complaint that satisfies those standards. We have considered Appellant's submissions in support of his appeal, and we likewise find them difficult to understand and irrelevant to the issue at hand. Therefore, we hold that the District Court did not abuse its discretion by dismissing the complaint as frivolous pursuant to § 1915(e)(2)(B)(i).
Surprisingly generous judge:
Out of an abundance of caution, however, this Court will allow Plaintiff one more opportunity to amend his pleading by stating his cognizable legal challenges, if any. Assertions that relate to Plaintiff's personal view about his citizenship or any other hypothetical matter are not facts which this Court can or will consider to determine whether an amended complaint, if filed, states a claim upon which relief may be granted. It is incumbent upon Plaintiff to submit an amended complaint that is coherent and which sets forth factual assertions that are not conclusory, hypothetical, or speculative in nature.
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Operation Hardtack I, B-57 Canberra flying near a nuclear explosion, 1958 pic.twitter.com/YKt6inPzGi
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!histotychads
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Star Wars carnival float in Brazil
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So, I've always THOUGHT my PEEPEE 🍆 was just for PEEING 🚾. But today, I made a SHOCKING discovery.
I was in the shower and I wanted to clean my PEEPEE 🍆 really well so I was stroking it REALLY roughly when suddenly, it got SUPER hard 🥵. I stroked it some more because it felt SO GOOD 💯!!!
But then, IT happened 😳.
As I was stroking it, a weird fluid BURST out of my PEEPEE 🍆. It was RED and BLOOD-LIKE in texture. In fact, it WAS blood. It smelled pretty BAD, too 🤮.
I cleaned it up and went to my computer 🖥️ to GOOGLE what the HECK had happened to me. I found an article that explained that blood🩸coming from my "genitals" (which I guess is a sciency word for PEEPEE 🍆) is called a PERIOD, and that it means my body is going through PUBERTY.
The article told me to put a PAD where it was bleeding. I don't know what a PAD is but in the picture on the website, it looked a bit like a BAND-AID 🩹. So I grabbed a Band-aid and wrapped it around my PEEPEE 🍆.
I can't BELIEVE it!!! My body is going through PUBERTY now 😄 !!! I'm going to be a BIG boy 🧍!!! I'm so proud of myself!
Edit: Thx for the upmarseys, everyone! 😍
Update: It happened a week later, which is WEIRD because the article said it only happens once a MONTH 🤔. That MUST mean I'm growing FASTER than other people! I'll keep you guys updated!!! ⌨️
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Throwing you a bone here !chuds don't say I never did nothing for you. Disclaimer: I have not and will not be listening to this idiot's podcast.
(Realtalk which one of you is this?)
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Ugly, not uniform, stacking ui layers with infinite scrolling
Takes a full minute to load thumbnails on 5g mobile???
How the frick does anyone use this app? It's basically the ultimate bad app
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I've been here ten days and it's like taking everything bad about California and turning it up to 11.
Every news story has a sign language interpreter taking 50% of the screen.
Land acknowledgements on bus stops, paper straws, ads on tv shaming you for taking too many showers, noisier and quite possibly MORE obnoxious women.
I don't know how they manage it. If any of you are here you have some explaining to do.
I had fun though. And you have pretty nature
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- DestoryerCarbine : encouraging drugs and violence
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Chinese scientists achieve breakthrough in converting coal into proteinhttps://t.co/g91W3Ocypr
— South China Morning Post (@SCMPNews) January 8, 2024