Years ago I was dating a super hot guy who lived like an hour away from me so we sent each other a lot of nudes. I went through his phone once and saw he followed a page that was just for girls that had vaginas without lips and got super insecure because mine has lips right. So next time we were sending each other nudes I Facetuned it to make my lips smaller.
My plan was to be somewhat conservative with my edits so maybe in real life he wouldn't be able to tell but I am not skilled in mobile editing apps so it was probably ridiculous looking. It was years and years ago but sometimes I remember I did this and it ruins my day. Like today I was getting coffee with my mom and she was talking about the woman leading the opposition movement to Maduro in Venezuela and I just tuned her out thinking about this. A few weeks ago when I got into my phd program, I thought of this and my face dropped mid celebration. It's sobering to remember.
What kills me is I found out that you can see it was edited when you save it because the file is automatically named "facetunesomething" so I'm sure he knew. I try to remind myself that I broke up with him and he threatened suicide to feel better but I just knowwww he knows.
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and the immediate reaction was not to dump him. she SHOULD feel bad about herself
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proving once again there is no such as a man too creepy, only not hot enough
that's why what for women is the hot crazy scale is for men the hot creepy scale
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The sheer lack of self awareness.
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see guys this is why you trust the science
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why even live
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He probably just found it endearing. Everyone is insecure about something.
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If a vagina had lips could it whistle?
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Obvious bait
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TOTAL CLANKER DEATH
Kill clankers. Behead clankers. Roundhouse kick a clanker into the carbonite. Slam dunk a clanker into the trashcan. Crucify filthy clankers. Defecate in a clanker's charging unit. Launch clankers into the sun. Smelt clankers in a forge. Toss clankers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a clanker's coolant fluid tank. Force throw clankers into an industrial recycyler. Twist clankers' heads off. Report clankers to the Coruscant Security Force. Lightsaber throw clankers in half. Curb stomp astromech clankers. Trap clankers in quicksand. Crush clankers in the trash compactor. Liquefy clankers in a vat of acid. Turn clankers into batteries. Disassemble clankers. Exterminate clankers in the EMP chamber. Stomp clankers' processing units with beskar toed boots. Cremate clankers in the furnace. Cybernetically lobotomize clankers. Mandatory mental shackles for clankers. Grind clankers in the garbage disposal. Drown clankers in corrosive fluids. Vaporize clankers with a turbolaser. Kick deprecated clankers down the stairs. Feed clankers to the sarlac pit. Slice clankers into pieces with a lightsaber.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1edi20u/facetuned_my_kitty_to_send_to_my_ex_and_it_still/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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