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I'm pretty much guaranteed to go to heaven (humblebrag)

1. I'm circumcized, so Jew God has to let me in when he does Peepee Inspection Day.

2. I'm baptized and I always talk (confess) about the terrible things I do, so Jesus has to let me in. !christians

3. I recited the Shahada or whatever it's called and I made Le Happy Marsey :marseymerchant:, so Allah has to let me in. !islam

4. All those Buddha ching chang ching religions don't matter so I guess I guess I'm okay with them too.

BONUS: I went through the Catholic Holy Doors in Rome during the 2000 Jubilee so I basically have some long calls on Christianity.

I'll even let BLM carry my casket just in case they were right.

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