1. I'm circumcized, so Jew God has to let me in when he does Peepee Inspection Day.
2. I'm baptized and I always talk (confess) about the terrible things I do, so Jesus has to let me in. !christians
3. I recited the Shahada or whatever it's called and I made Le Happy Marsey 
, so Allah has to let me in. !islam
4. All those Buddha ching chang ching religions don't matter so I guess I guess I'm okay with them too.
BONUS: I went through the Catholic Holy Doors in Rome during the 2000 Jubilee so I basically have some long calls on Christianity.
I'll even let BLM carry my casket just in case they were right.
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You're the type of guy God might send to Heck just as a weird cautionary tale to other believers
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I bragged too much and now I can't go to the Promised Land like Moses?
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Maybe? Dunno didn't read the Bible
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The main character dies and threatens revenge. His old friends deal with his death in their own ways, but not always in a healthy manner. They all kind of trail off and do their best to remember him.
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I'll be purgatory. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothing in eternity terms. It's like a couple of days.
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Ten trillion years is nothing compared to eternity.
Now that you mention it, I'm going to start selling Indulgences for dramacoin and marseybucks.
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not me, i'm going to heck with all the cool people rocking out to satans band
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That's true. Even Mozart isnt going to heaven for being the Godfather of Death Piano.
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God is love.
God is life.
Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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