1. I'm circumcized, so Jew God has to let me in when he does Peepee Inspection Day.
2. I'm baptized and I always talk (confess) about the terrible things I do, so Jesus has to let me in. !christians
3. I recited the Shahada or whatever it's called and I made Le Happy Marsey 
, so Allah has to let me in. !islam
4. All those Buddha ching chang ching religions don't matter so I guess I guess I'm okay with them too.
BONUS: I went through the Catholic Holy Doors in Rome during the 2000 Jubilee so I basically have some long calls on Christianity.
I'll even let BLM carry my casket just in case they were right.
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not me, i'm going to heck with all the cool people rocking out to satans band
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That's true. Even Mozart isnt going to heaven for being the Godfather of Death Piano.
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