|| HOLY LAND THROWDOWN BETTING THREAD
https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2023/10/14/israel-no-negotiations-over-hostages-we-are-eliminating-hamas
I think they might be serious this time.
Where will we be in two weeks?
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!badgemaxxers please be advised
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I'm willing to throw down 200 coins for a minuscule fraction of a percent of a chance for a nuclear war badge
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Literally a vid lol
Edit: oh shit the greentext was posted 5 says before the vid
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I was in that thread. The audio/song was made and posted in a vocaroo in response to the greentext.
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It's like someone making the Shrek Is Life video in response to the 4chan post
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if there's gonna be a nuclear war, at least I'll get something out of it!
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"Sounds cool, the only catch is the badge"
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This will not happen
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But if it does I'll get a badge
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Only way a nuke is falling on anyone around there is if pakistan launches one for no reason, and their nukes are probably full of sawdust and sand and paper scraps anyway or like maybe when it hits the ground a flag pops out that says BANG or something.
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Paki nukes are almost entirely disassembled by order of the central government and have been for like 20 years, because theyre scared that if theyre ready to go some r-slur will ignore orders, chimp out, and launch one. Theyre probably right tbh, it's one of the few times the paki government has ever been rational
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Imagine trying to have any nationalistic pride when you know your brothers in arms are fricking r-slurs lmao
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describe my nephews time in the service from what he told me lol
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From Pakistan, right?
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look, if I win any of the other options, I get some dumb coins
but if there's a nuclear war, I get a badge
easy decision
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When you put it that way, it seems like a no brainer
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Or the whole thing is a trap, Hamas have a stolen nuke and then detonate it once Israel sends their entire army in.
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Don't say that always hope for the best
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"The best" is me getting a cool badge. All of those desert people can get fricked
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… But he is?
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frick can i change my vote I saw this after my vote
I don't want to miss out on that 0% chance for a badge
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Anyone who voted for this one is completely delusional and watches too much TV
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It will only happen if the surrounding arab states all simultaneously flip their shit (unlikely) and are beating Israel on multiple fronts (nearly impossible) and refuse to frick off when told theyll be nuked (unlikely but hezbollah would be r-slurred if given the chance)
So like 0.000000000000000001% chance, not bad
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Nah we voted on it so in the 1 in a billion chance it happens we get a cool badge. Worth wasting 200 coins on
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I bet on this
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Would a dirty bomb count? Only way i see this winning
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Yes
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I want ur mushroom cloud if u know what I mean
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Guess i better start stirring the pot!
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frick yeah, why choose anything else?
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I have a playlist set up in case of Nuclear Armageddon
We gon party hard that one last night. Dust can feel no hangover.
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