|| HOLY LAND THROWDOWN BETTING THREAD
https://www.breitbart.com/middle-east/2023/10/14/israel-no-negotiations-over-hostages-we-are-eliminating-hamas
I think they might be serious this time.
Where will we be in two weeks?
- WINNER!
Betting is now closed.
.webp?h=8 "Merry Fistmas!")
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!badgemaxxers please be advised
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Literally a vid lol
Edit: oh shit the greentext was posted 5 says before the vid
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I was in that thread. The audio/song was made and posted in a vocaroo in response to the greentext.
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It's like someone making the Shrek Is Life video in response to the 4chan post
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if there's gonna be a nuclear war, at least I'll get something out of it!
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"Sounds cool, the only catch is the badge"
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This will not happen
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But if it does I'll get a badge
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Only way a nuke is falling on anyone around there is if pakistan launches one for no reason, and their nukes are probably full of sawdust and sand and paper scraps anyway or like maybe when it hits the ground a flag pops out that says BANG or something.
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Paki nukes are almost entirely disassembled by order of the central government and have been for like 20 years, because theyre scared that if theyre ready to go some r-slur will ignore orders, chimp out, and launch one. Theyre probably right tbh, it's one of the few times the paki government has ever been rational
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Imagine trying to have any nationalistic pride when you know your brothers in arms are fricking r-slurs lmao
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describe my nephews time in the service from what he told me lol
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From Pakistan, right?
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look, if I win any of the other options, I get some dumb coins
but if there's a nuclear war, I get a badge
easy decision
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When you put it that way, it seems like a no brainer
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Or the whole thing is a trap, Hamas have a stolen nuke and then detonate it once Israel sends their entire army in.
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Don't say that always hope for the best
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"The best" is me getting a cool badge. All of those desert people can get fricked
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… But he is?
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I'm willing to throw down 200 coins for a minuscule fraction of a percent of a chance for a nuclear war badge
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frick can i change my vote I saw this after my vote
I don't want to miss out on that 0% chance for a badge
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Anyone who voted for this one is completely delusional and watches too much TV
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It will only happen if the surrounding arab states all simultaneously flip their shit (unlikely) and are beating Israel on multiple fronts (nearly impossible) and refuse to frick off when told theyll be nuked (unlikely but hezbollah would be r-slurred if given the chance)
So like 0.000000000000000001% chance, not bad
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Nah we voted on it so in the 1 in a billion chance it happens we get a cool badge. Worth wasting 200 coins on
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I bet on this
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Would a dirty bomb count? Only way i see this winning
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Yes
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I want ur mushroom cloud if u know what I mean
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Guess i better start stirring the pot!
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frick yeah, why choose anything else?
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I have a playlist set up in case of Nuclear Armageddon
We gon party hard that one last night. Dust can feel no hangover.
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I always vote the funny option unless its betting, then I aim for realistic.
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I remember what happened with Prozipig and his "coup." No more coins from me, fishboy.
!teaparty, fishboy is at it again! He will pilfer the dramacoins from innocent dramatards. There is no winning.
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Don't join the masses whining at me to close open-ended bets before I'm ready to close them then. That's why this one has a clear deadline.
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Way too many options, too.
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What happened with Prozipig?
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You don't know?!
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I don't
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagner_Group_rebellion
Prigozhin, head of Wagner (Russian mercenaries), had a tizzy with the Russian head generals about the way of the war, so a few of them headed to Moscow to have a word with Putin. Putin promised things, so they turned back. Months later, Prigozhin died in an unfortunate explosion on board his plane.
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Oh him, I didn't know the leader of Wagner so it didn't ring a bell
I will do my best to fight this of misinformation whenever I shall come across it, you have my promise
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Thank you, sphereserf! And you know, a little upmarsey goes a long way.
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You are such a sweetie pie!
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I already know these are way to vague and everyone will be mad
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Drama? On my drama website?!
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It's a homoerotic cat emoji website. There's no drama here, only bussy
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"Through Bussy
, all things are possible"
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Astarion! I wish I had chosen a different profession so I could play video games like a NEET forever.
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Carp lied, my dc died
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Always bet on
Nothing ever happens
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CARP CAN'T TELL TIME
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Why did he say that?
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Someone give me a 102 coins. How am I always too poor for these.
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Already voted but what is the criteria for "other fronts open"?
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Infantry combat against another state; not just Hezbollah
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Lebanese Army against Israel is almost a non starter so let's go Syria, I guess.
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Hello I'm bimothy
End humanity for it's sins, there is naught left for even God to pity.
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The party's just getting started, stupid doomer.
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Let bimothy die I'm tired of saying hello I'm bimothy
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You will say hecko im bimothy and you will like it
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I ain't reading all that, what's the sal option?
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The first one
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There were two days left!
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Nothing ever happens. This whole thing will blow over pretty soon
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Peace is no longer an option
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One day there will be peace in the middle east. One day
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Sure, when we glass it from Turkey to Iran
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There
needs 
to be odds for bets like this.
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American education at its finest.
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prediction: once israel becomes engaged in gaza others will make their move, probably hezbollah supported as a proxy by iran. why fight a massing army when you can wait until they're bogged down elsewhere?
hilarious: redditors on /r/news and /r/worldnews posting about being banned from the opposite sub for not toeing the line with their opposing mod views (/r/news wants to drive the jews into the sea and /r/worldnews wants to see dead palestinians). i am loving this reddit schism.
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I clicked accidentally once and now I can't change my vote. My fault for mobilecel but wtf
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Fr is vote changing possible?
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I don't think it will happen within two weeks, but I think Israel nukes the Iranian nuclear facility by the end of the year
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Why would they nuke it when they have jdams lol
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It's too deep underground in a mountain, it's not reachable anymore
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What is Hezbola, some sort of disease?
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JIDF is going to enter Gaza and then welcome to the jungle in Arabic is going to start playing over hidden speakers
300k JIDF enter
30k leave
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More like "welcome to the parking lot" by the time they actually send in troops.
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The JIDF aren't going to leave their office or living room.
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if israel invades in 1-2 days i will act. you've been warned.
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https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/17i0e44/israeli_military_launches_major_ground_incursion
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Did we win?
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The Gaza strip still isnt a tent city so not yet. The ground
special demolition operationoffensive might change that though.Jump in the discussion.
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Voting any pro Israel option makes you a illuminoid
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The spetznas strategy
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tbf there's nothing else Israel can do really. They've learned from past experience that negotiating for hostages creates more hostages. Most western countries have a (very flexible) no-negotiation policy for this reason
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If they could just go ahead and BTFO Hamas, I feel like they would have done that already.
They should just fricking level Palestine. They wont though, kitties.
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if iran gets involved that will probably kick off WW3
or cold war 2, depending
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The Cold War never ended, the alliances just got less defined
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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Yfw you want to gamble on this bet, but already gambled all of your coinbux away
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MY BADGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Of course the snoozefest is the one that comes true
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https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/17i0e44/israeli_military_launches_major_ground_incursion
I WANT A REFUND BIPOC
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Nothing is happening
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Somethinghappeningcels seething. Nothingeverhappenschads stay winning.
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omg i forgot i bet this my children are going to starve
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I lost too you know
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It wasn't a full 2 weeks. Now the nuke I set up isn't going to get me DC
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Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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I won. Give me my DC you BIPOCfish
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Ez money, I want to thank my israeli friends for waiting with their ground offense until this bet finished.
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