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1. Palestinian authorities claim hospital was bombed, 500+ dead
2. Israel claims hamas and/or Islamic jihad did bombed the hospital and posts then removes fake video proof
3. Footage shows the hospital wasn't even bombed to begin with
What will happen next? 
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There's actually no war going on. Palestine and Israel made amends and wanted to epic prank the rest of the world in celebration.
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The war may not be real but that $100 billion we sent to Israel is
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Man I have not been keeping up on rDrama emoji reacts.....
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Aliens arrive and reveal that Moses, Jesus, and Muhammad were all alien-human hybrids. Now they've come back to collect the fruit of their thousands of years of genetic experimentation: Taylor Swift.
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Imagine how much better/worse it's going to get with machine learning and the resulting fake videos/conversations/deepfakes getting better and better
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I can't wait!
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I love how stupid this war reveals redditards to be.
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half of them are bots and state actors
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Where have you been the last 20 months?
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It's just extra confirmation.
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I've learned a few of my friends that I thought were smart are actually aggressively stupid
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PLOT TWIST! There was NEVER a hospital there to begin with!!
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Mossad
bombs the US carrier group 
and blames Iran finally bathing us in the warm embrace 
of big daddy 
nuclear 
and sending us all to what Pansexual teens think 
heck is where 
im gonna 
be a hedonistic warlord and every dramatard 
will suffer at my hand
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Good luck defeating my army of irradiated child soldiers with your army of irradiated child soldiers. I will be a far better wasteland warlord than you…
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My child soldiers have lived in this land for 6000 years, it's our right
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The great grand children of my child soldiers will be sure to include that in their irradiated land acknowledgement
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Bomb the dome of the rock and jesus christ will appear to build the Third Temple and usher in 1000 years of heaven's rule on earth
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Here is the hospital
https://x.com/qudsn/status/1714521896723636575
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Looks like the parking lot got hit, not the hospital
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A lot of people got killed but not 500.
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I wouldn't doubt that, but I find it funny that both sides were at each other's throats for hours over who bombed the hospital and killed hundreds and it turns out that the hospital wasn't bombed to begin with.
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I feel like the same hospital will probably get bombed this week anyway.
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I think the story is the "500" or whatever inflated number of dead they are using now is bc israel made those people evacuate and had no where to go so they were all just in the courtyard
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At this point I'm going to wait for a third party analysis. This info environment is toxic waste
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only reason i think the 500 number is vastly inflated is bc there isn't that much damage to the courtyard. even an airblast jdam is going to send shrapnel through all the windows and there would surely be blood from the bodies. or just bodies, what would they do with 500? There are some burned cars, some smoldering fires, but cars next to burning cars still have all their windows intact. windows in the building weren't all busted out by shrapnel from an airburst jdam that could have maybe left that little of ground damage.
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The church is said to be the building that took the brunt of the damage and I've seen worse scenes the morning after a medium-sized party. There are two intact glass chandeliers having from the ceiling for frick's sake.
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Our third
party 
analysis shows that it was all HAMAS 
fault
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you are forgetting the part where isreal did say they bombed hamas in the hospital specifically. It's weird they were so quick to take credit when there isn't a 40 foot deep crater where the courtyard used to be
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lets do a little inspect element, take a screenshot and then claim the guy just did delete their tweet!
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I'm pretty sure the video proof is back on the tweet
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Link?
Did they just swap out the proven fake videos with a video that is impossible to verify or debunk?
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There are like 4 legit videos just check the hole
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If you're talking about the ones posted last night/afternoon, two of those don't have the right timestamp, one is from 2022, and one of the ones without the right timestamp has something like 'IDF strikes against hezbollah in lebanon' in the headline. The one that's been circulating today shows rockets firing towards Israel and away from the hospital, but idk if that was posted by a state actor
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My queen you are thinking too much about this, just wait a few hours until the newspapers release their own independent investigations.
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Yeah, I'm waiting until a non-US, non-MENA-affiliated third party conducts an independent analysis to draw any final conclusions.
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This lol. Any syriancivilwar chad here knows what a fricking shitshow modern wars are due to social media. And even then, rebels/SAA were fricking r-slurred in comparison to the insane propaganda that is pushed frantically from all sides in the past few wars (even the Azerbaijan conflict, literally who cares war, was batshit insane in terms of rhetoric). I'm glad I got gaslit by random Syrians account enough in 2015 that I'm now way more into waitandseemaxxing.
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You should do a write up on some of the old syriancivilwar drama. It seems like there were always crazy blow-ups but it was too neurodivergent for me to get into
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I really need to. It was amazing because it was a microcosm of what we see happening now, just at much smaller scales because 1. No one cares about Syria 2. They were both terrible at actually fighting. Yet most of the war happened live on twitter. You actually had tards arguing about which specific building was taken by who, posting from said buildings to prove the other side wrong... The Syrian army was accused of barrel bombing 6 out of every 5 hospital in Syria and the rebels were apparently lying about every single civilian death. Sure, that happens in every war but it was the first war that I would consider "terminally online"
I'll try to write something next time when I'm on a Vyvanse binge lol.
It wouldn't even be that hard since I'm pretty sure /r/syriancivilwar and /r/syriancirclejerkwar are still alive.
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Here you go
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4. Brandon sends another $400,000,000,000 of tax payer money to our greatest ally
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