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Looks like the soys showed up!

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Firing rockets at hospitals is bad m'kay?

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Video here

https://x.com/ted_again_/status/1714693149522882742

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Jewish lives matter but not to the Toyoto truck :marseybutt: with attached heavy :marseytf2heavy: flak.

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[Longpost] My reconstruction of the timeline of Hospitalgate

I'm gonna try to summarize what we have collectively worked out about the hospital disaster. And by "collectively" I mean whatever I believe but it's informed by my fellow dramatards.

  • Hamas launches a massive attack on Israel aiming to kill or kidnap civilians. One part of it is a rocket barrage to distract the Israelis. Kill lots of people.

  • Israeli official government spokesmen say they're going to have a policy of not avoiding civilian casualties in Gaza.

  • Israel drops 6000 bombs on Gaza.

  • Israel orders 1 million people to leave Gaza City, including all hospital patients, and cuts off water and power.

  • Palestinian civilians congregate at the hospital because it still has water.

  • Israel possibly makes specific threats to the hospital.

  • Islamic Jihad shoots a volley of rockets into Israel. One has an issue with its motor shortly after launch and lands in the parking lot where many displaced people are.

  • The rocket's impact fuze goes off and it makes a relatively small explosion and small crater. Meanwhile its fuel blows up instantly in a big fireball.

  • The hospital suddenly gets a lot of dead bodies and wounded people. In the chaos of dealing with this plus the huge number of casualties from Israeli bombing they get confused and estimate 200 casualties. This gets passed around in a game of telephone and turns into 200 killed, then 500 killed.

  • Everyone assumes that since Israel is blowing the frick out of Gaza constantly and there's no dispute over that, they did it. This includes every country friendly to Israel.

  • Media reports this as an Israeli airstrike just like all the other ones that day (notably the ones in Rafah that killed dozens and prevented foreign nationals from leaving Gaza).

  • Hamas probably assumes the Israelis did it.

  • The Israelis know they have to get this right. They do a very careful investigation.

  • After several hours the Israelis announce that the Palestinians actually did it to themselves. This is met with extreme skepticism since Israel has cried wolf in exactly this way countless times before. Including when they murdered an American this year.

  • The sun comes up and we find out it never happened. Islamic Jihad did it but there apparently were not nearly as many casualties as the Palestinians claimed and the Israelis implied.

  • Biden says the DoD told him it wasn't the Israelis. They have a couple cowtools at their disposal that we don't. They've got the data from the Israeli counterbattery radar (which was really really good even in boomer times) and they've probably got Infrared coverage from SBIRS satellites. There's some nerd pyromaniac who can look at that tell you all about the fire.

  • Every Muslim in the world goes apeshit.

  • Burgers get indignant because we weren't responsible for this one.

EDIT: @Spiderman apparently wants me to get more attention so I guess I have to pin this. :marseyshrug:

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Israel should bomb Chicago

					
					
					
	

				
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New Cope Just Dropped

When I think of the Left I think of unconditional solidarity not endless fragmenting and infighting

https://x.com/Hezbolsonaro/status/1713675341640990817

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We're better than twitter because we don't have morals.

Who bombed the al-Ahli Arab Hospital?

At least 100DC to enter. DM me your vote at the same time you send (in case y'alls try to change it here). If you don't DM me I'm just going to keep your DC and spend it on pin awards for goatse.

Payout happens in two weeks (2023-11-01 22:30 EDT) if there's a definitive answer. If two weeks pass and there's not one, all bets get returned. If a payout happens, you get your DC back plus the proportion of the loser's pool that you put into your own pool.

Once you've put your money where your mouth is your can stop arguing and just silently sneer at your detractors instead of pooping up the main page with posts about this SNOCA (shit no one cares about).

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@Aswangactor0

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@Nyarlathotep stand with israel's destruction

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@Nyarlathotep stand with Israel's destruction

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16976635883243964.webp

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there are a sea of tents in cali and other states that need humanitarian aid as well.

Sounds like an issue for those states to deal with and not the federal government.

:#soysnoo:

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India stands with Israel :marseyraging:
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So this guy, Mike from PA, appears to be some sort of leftist streamer/ Hasan orbiter. Being the Hasan orbiter he is, he's been banging the drum for Palestine over the last few days. When the hospital incident happened, he was quick to point his grubby communist finger at Israel in a now deleted tweet. He was so confident in this that he quote tweeted (X'ed? Idk anymore) Ben Shapiro betting $10,000 that it was Israel's missile. As it turned out not to have been an Israeli missile, Mike was caught with his pants down for the whole internet to see. Here is a thread of Destiny fans (lol) mocking him which also shows his now deleted tweet:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/17avg64/a_story_in_two_parts

Having no other options, Mike was forced to put his money where his mouth is. Of course, he didn't donate said money to a fund of Benny Boy's choosing, rather sending it straight to Palestine (likely to be spent on more bombs).

So, the moral of the story is there isn't one. Mike is going to continue being a socialist r-slur and continue losing the money children donate to him for saying that communism is good. Ben Shapiro won't be satisfied until Palestine is irradiated glass, and Destiny fans will continue being pathetic.

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!nooticers

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