That "Surprisingly Cheap" sign has the penguin equivalent of

Cac scrote on da labl

Nikka is so cheap here I love it I'll grab a flask of it at any convenience store in the country for like three bucks

Why are japs brewing whiskey anyways? Isn't this cultural appropriation or something?

Actually I might now the answer to this, it's probably because sake is

Nikka is pretty shitty japanese whiskey. I still have a bottle of yamazaki 12 and that shit is cash.

I love japan singapore so much lol

In 1958 half of Manchester United was killed in a plane crash in Munich because of kraut incompetence. I plan to try to stir up trouble between you and German users over this at some point. Please prepare so you can hate Germans as much as possible.

I'd buy it tbh

I'm black

Watching and reading about Bardfinn made me change my life

I've been in a rut for the past few years because of a bereavement. Finished college but didn't get a job for a few years. I found some joy in communities like /r/drama because they reminded me of shit like 4chan and hackforums from back in the day.

But one day I was reading a comment by Bardfinn, clicked on his profile and it really made me want to change my life. I saw the next decades of my life flash before my eyes. Smugposting and bullying people who deserve it, but while not improving myself, gradually falling in to bad habits leading to me spending 18 hours a day in front of a computer before dying of DVT. I saw what Bardfinn did with his life and how he's now stuck in it. He won't get a job or ever pay child support because he's stuck in this life and constantly needs to justify it to himself. He's too invested in it to care about anything else. He unironically bragged about spending 80+ hour weeks 'fighting Nazis'. There is no hope for him.

But there was hope for me, and maybe for you too, reader.

Over the last few months I've been lifting again. Made some neat projects. Contributed to projects that interested me. Learned a lot. Got finances in order. Started hanging out with friends irl again. Sometimes I'd go to Bardfinn's profile and not even read, just see the wordswordswords and feel new motivation to apply for jobs. Got a few interviews and currently have two applications that might be my in.

I'm once again a productive member of society with a life, and it feels good.

Thank you for being so unbelievably and depressingly pathetic that you indirectly motivated me out of a rut through the fear of becoming anything like you, you wife beating, abusive, child support dodging c*nt.