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This is downright sad/ hilarious. How do you frick up this bad. How does nobody even try the metaverse. Like how the fricks you only got 38 people in it homie even the hobo got more likes and followers down the street.
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this r-slurred metaverse shit is just second-life right? why the frick would people invest a billion dollars into it
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at least with second life you can run across a chair having s*x with an orca
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ralph pls go
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no
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VRchat already existed and, while degenerate, is not a soulless corporate wasteland developed by cryptoboomers and is on an engine with no learning curve and massive amounts of learning resources and content.
Given a choice between the two, people are going to obviously pick the one with gmod levels of content customization instead of the proprietary rugpull hellscape
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exactly. who the frick would use Metaverse when there is Second Life already established or if you want VR capability in you're life simulator just use VRchat. WTF are they thinking and how are such r-slurred people allowed too have such money and power? Trans lives matter.
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It was literally trying to appeal to normies who didn't hear about this shit.
If you're an office normie who has never seen a VR headset before, this looks awesome.
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Today I'm going to advertise my VR project to people who have no interest in buying VR
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Not awesome enought to use it lmao
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Why is your text the same color as the background and i can’t see it
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No no no it's totally different. You have to wear a bulky headset so they're actually nothing alike.
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This bulky headset has no cable... A lot better than VR chat!
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Vr chat is just low self esteem underage girls, nerds and s having internet s*x Facebook should’ve known their only potential market is already taken
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Brb buying vr goggles
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have fun
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I never got into VRchat. Is it worth it?
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You can make custom avatars to piss people off. Mines a cube of seizure gifs. Also you don't need vr to do this
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Link me some of those seizure gifs
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I feel funny
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I thought you meant people having seizures. Like six gifs going at the same time.
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Cool, th
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I don’t own a vr headset so idk but I’m going off first hand accounts lol
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With the money they have they literally could have bought Linden Labs and had enough left over to implement VR, which who tf knows some Second Life sperg might have already done this.
Between this and Stadia it's been a hilarious week for tech ghouls getting BTFO.
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The end goal seems to be turning the internet into a giant shopping mall that people will spend their life living and consooming in, under the guise of decentralization.
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This is exactly the vision that every misguided tard around 1995-1998 had. Take the experience of going to the mall and deliver that into people's homes and you'll rake in all that cash without needing to own real estate. Genius idea that played a big role in the dotcom bubble.
The problem is, this makes no fricking sense whatsoever. You could do shopping way better on an ordinary website. You could go on your Love Quest and talk to girls in chat rooms. You can't have a virtual food court. The only thing that a virtual mall brings you is all the inconveniences of a real mall, like having to waste a few minutes walking to a shop like you're playing Skyrim.
It was understandable back then that boomers dealing with new technology would just try to copy to the world they knew and understood into cyberspace. It is unforgivable that now the people who were kids back then are trying to do the same same thing just because they're completely incapable of coming up with any new ideas of their own. The malls in real life have already been killed off by Web 2.0. Why would Web 3.0 be based on nostalgia for the 1990s?
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Just wait until we all live in pods. Then the wide open malls of the metaverse are going to be a delight to wander and drink our blockchain-authenticated sim-Mountain Dews in. They'll even have e-fountains you can make wishes with by tossing in Bitcoins!
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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.
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I can’t wait for the experience of trying to work out what fricking aisle something is in to be replicated online
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VR Amazon would be pretty fly
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Who dafuq keeps leaving virtual piss bottles on the warehouse shelves?
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Can you imagine the bait opportunities
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Why the frick would it? You want to walk around a virtual warehouse?
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Wouldn’t be a warehouse
It would be like a giant shopping mall with basically every product and u could see what they all look like and mess with em before purchase.
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I hate the sound of that but I'm an old curmudgeonly type so fair enough.
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vr micro center pls
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No it would not.
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It's the same kind of reason Alexa exists. People like scifi concepts without thinking whether they're actually useful or not. Saying 'computer, turn on the lights' is cool and Star Trek-y but actually is less useful than just pressing a lightswitch. There's absolutely nothing going for some VR universe other than that it sounds cool and futuristic but that's not how you build an actually useful product.
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Alexas good for disabled people and arthritic boomers and that's about it, idk why they'd want to use something they have to walk around for though
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capitalism is unable too lift everypony out of poverty into lives of abundance ...
so the zuck thinks replacing reality with the virtual is best.
trans lives matter, jew lives don't
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Second life but all corpo and tidy and shit.
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Should've made all the avatars globohomo
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Yes, and no. It's second life without the charm, and there's not really a billion dollars, that number leans heavily on their internet funbux price which, as we all know, are almost entirely illusory.
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Please let me off the ride. We all laughed our asses off at Pets.com in 2001 and now look at this shit. Just crash it already.
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I think half of the people on rdrama were not even born then :-€
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i was 8 years old in 2001
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the frick, when are millenials and zoomers divided
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Jan 1 1995
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What happened to Pets.com?
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Nothing! We just sent it to a farm upstate where it has room to play with other websites...
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It’s now chewy.com
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You'd make more off buying/selling plots in FF14.
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It's value free real estate
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Or Runescape or trade skins in CS:GO or in Eve Online or whatever. Lol why don't these people realize all the things they are doing have been done and better? Trans lives matter
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I like how you can just throw words like "NFT", "decentralised" or "Blockchain" and r-slurs will throw money at it.
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What? You telling me I bought this NFT for 2000$ and it will not sell for 50000$ in the near future?
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The consumers are buying adult happy meals
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sell a kidney to get a balmung plot
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Probably because nobody has heard of it
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Because it's lame as heck
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I assumed it was still in closed beta, accessible only to Twitter bluechecks
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And anyone who has has only seen a constant stream of "Meta bad" articles
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Don't you have Facebook?
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Yeah but I only go on their twice a year blackout drunk and shit up high school classmate's replies
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Kind of proves the point. This grift has nothing to do with the Facebook Metaverse.
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The google result for it doesn't give any obvious link to try it. You'd think Zuck would know about SEO
https://www.google.com/search?q=metaverse
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I saw a year ago that dolce and gabbanna sold a dress that came with a "metaverse version" of it and I spent like a day trying to figure out what that meant.
What platform? What functionality? Which blockchain? What format is it delivered in?
I think I got through like 10 articles and the official press release before I realized I don't think they themselves even knew what that meant
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Literally just take 10m of that 1.2 billion budget and pay 1000 streamers $10k to play it and it would end up with an insane number of users trying to stalk their favorite parasocial friend
How is it even possible to frick up this badly?
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There's no way it's worth $1.2B
It's not on a public stock exchange and theyre using pretend money to do that valuation
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It’s worth 1.2b dramarubles
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Might as well be we’ve got more active users on our little gay site lol
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They wasted 1.2bn in diversity hires and buying oculus.
Lol.
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See ya next year when the valuations are even higher.
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I think I tried it once for like 30 minutes on my Oculus and 28 of those minutes were spent trying to figure out how to find the button to turn off the headset because I was a drunk r-slur
Nothing about it was memorable in any way
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https://i.insider.com/6300ba0ac2794d00197edf21?width=1136&format=jpeg
You may not like it but this is what peak 2022 future looks like.
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The obvious strategy is to seek partnerships with existing creative universes. Capeshit consoomers will happily shell out for something like this if you market it right
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VR chat does way better than this. How can a decentralized VR platform not be coomer central?
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Looks like Worlds.com but gay and stupid and far less interesting
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A guy who worked there, the late Shamus Young wrote a long piece at some point (I can't find it in 60 seconds searching) about how worlds.com got started and their plan for how it would work as a business and why it's all fundamentally r-slurred and not something that people want. And that is exactly what I think of every time I hear about the "Metaverse".
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rest in peace shamus. I always looked forward to his uploads and articles
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In all fairness, adding feet to the metaverse was a good idea
Young people love those kinds of things!
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okay maybe clickbait
oooooooooooooof
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Rdramastrags in here showing their total lack of vision. Bet you all were laughing about what a stupid concept the Xbox one was but now you really only watch TV on your Roku.
Zuck's real issue here is that he drove so hard to be first to market that he got there before the world was at all ready for this.
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Zuck said it himself no one over 27 ever has any good ideas
Detrans lives matter
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There is absolutely nothing new or innovative about Facebook's metaverse. They are not even first to the market. Zuck is trying to create something that already exists (Second Life, VRchat) but failing at it.
It's one thing to fail at a concept that has never been tried before or a new technology. It's another to frick up something that has repeatedly been shown as only having niche appeal.
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You are saying the same thing I did but trying to pretend like you have some extra secret knowledge.
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You didn't say shit and if you did I would log you out to cover my tracks
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Nah this is the same dumb shit as nfts, just shit meant to make easy money by getting gullible r-slurs to buy it with no actual use or value
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ii don't even consume mainstream fiction. netflix boom gave people a burnout
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Calm down, take some deep breaths.
You'll have an easier time figuring this out with my peepee in your throat.
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I didn't see any normal advertising for this, even on Facebook. Judging by how it looks I'm pretty sure they just embezzled the investment.
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Bleh, I read meta and assumed it was the Facebook thing. Lucky for me my comment is still technically true.
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Wasn’t this just called Second Life 15 years ago?
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rdrama metaverse meetup when??
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