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should I not be doing this / should I retreat to the shadows to make the dynamic better
idk, sup
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Hi babe. Welcome back to rdrama.
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You obviously need the attention, so please do stay
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it feels more like a pathological obligation to avoid misleading people, especially about who I am (but the therapist I liked a lot is $95/hr and I definitely can't afford that, so)
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I just wanted to say that your post about increasing peepee size was one of the funniest things I've read all week.
Man's hubris is being unable to understand that NOTHING on earth makes your peepee bigger. God has made it so. We can fly to the moon and turn women into peepeelets, but NOTHING makes your peepee bigger.
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well I'm glad at least SOME people appreciate art 😤
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Jokes on thincels here. Fatchads can gain peepee size just by losing weight
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You’re injecting prednisone into your peepee, aren’t you?
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I liked that he thought foids do squats or exercise or whatever before s*x to "tighten things up"
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I had to google what "foids" means, y'all have wild slang now
but yeah I had an ex who did that and I was being generous and assumed other women would think like her.
women who lift definitely encounter this thought at least, there's a joke about it:
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did it work?
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holy crap there are a lot of adorable stickers on this website
anyway yes it is a Tactic. this woman was already a more-than-satisfying lover though so it was like dessert on top of dessert
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There are over 2000 Marseys as of today and almost all of them were made by the community from the original Marsey telegram sticker pack of 20
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The stickers are what keep the users from taking themselves too seriously
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Say no to therapy. yes to drama
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How much would you charge if picrel wanted to avail himself of your post-wall twink
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I'd let him do it for free but only if he told me how my Bayesian analysis of existential AI risk was wrong while he did it
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I don't know what this means 😶
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A below average looking gay escort LessWronger who hasn't thought about getting railed by the Long Yudkowsky smh
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Imagine not wanting Roko's Basilisk inside you
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oh that's what you meant, I misunderstood
frick no
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Welcome
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I had the impression you completely gave up on internet drama around 2016 and became a normie. Nice to see you again.
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I have become normie-passing
no one knows, it feels like being ex-cartel or something
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Long time no see
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OMG HIIIIIII i was just wondering if you were gonna join
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COINS
!slots250
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FICK
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Post nudes, you're an escort right? I'll pay in dramacoin.
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not anymore, I stopped around winter 2017. got over my psychological problems and got a healthier attitude toward relationships
of course not everyone who does it has issues, but A LOT of people have some psychological oddity that enables it. the "totally normal person who just decides to do escorting out of pure economic rationality" demographic is, imo, between 1/100 and 1/200 based on extensive discussions with people in the industry.
I would liken it to how software engineers should, given their extraordinary income, attract every personality — and yet for some reason it attracts a quite homogenous personality
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Lotta words for what’s essentially “s*x work attracts a certain type of dysfunctional person”. Is that a rationalist thing? I have low iq so I wouldn’t know
And Ik bby, you mentioned you quit in on your rdrama reaction video.
I just can’t help being a flirt with qt rdrama users
That post if from a while ago, is there something about it that set you off? And btw good on you for leaving.
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I'm sorry that your time as an escort was so unfulfilling and that you met so many "psychologically odd" people. I'm glad you've found a better way to use your time and that you're in a better place mentally, but your comment is judgmental and arrogant. Not everyone who does s*x work has psychological problems, and not everyone who has psychological problems does s*x work. You seem to think that you know everything about this industry and the people in it, but you're clearly not an expert.
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Did you get lip fillers? Why do you look like a bogged version of Andy Samberg?
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Pinmaxxed
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I don't get it
!commenters help
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LOLOL he sounds hurt reading
@ihsoy's comment
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no it stung the most reading "he's a dumb version of aella" because it's hard to read that in a funny way
the below average gay escort line is so funny that it's become my nickname in several groupchats with my friends
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Welcome to the premiere gay dating site of the internet.
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Rdrama: it's like gay dating without the dating!
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You seem like you'll fit in well here.
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Your nickname should be "The Sal" cause you're going nowhere in 2 weeks
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what's my nickname if I'm going nowhere in 4 weeks because that's also highly plausible
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Double Sal
(double gay)
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Salfred
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we need a twink version of marseywall
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I'm glad he recognized that rdrama is a diverse bastion of talking shit about people.
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Who are the 25%? Hmmm
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house racist, probably
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Will neither confirm nor deny this
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This is the type of dramatard we need more of in our lives.
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One drop (of c*m) rule
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blonde moment
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Wait, this guy is Mittens from years ago?
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Yes, check the KF thread
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Holy shit
What a massive windbag
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I can hold my breath for a long time js
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is the james damore the google guy or is it some other lolcow?
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google guy
also if I can have any say please do not do anything to him he's not part of this aella thing and he's been a good dude
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lol im not gonna do anything. just curious why is he even mentioned? is he part of the LW community?
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He became affiliated with the LW community after he was fired from google and his species-affirming surgery succeeded .
If you didn't already know, he went from schnozzlesaurus to normal nosed human.
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yes I am mittens and I'm prepped for oven heat we're all WFH now did you even pandemic
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Lmao that's hilarious. I was Quietus42 and The_Reason_Pete_Wins. Welcome back dramanaut
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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i dont think that's a ftm
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I remember this guy from /r/drama!!
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❤️
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I'm only a few minutes in, but this is so funny.
"I looked a lot twinkier than."
He does not lie!
:marseydrool: :marseybussypilled: :marseylovestwinks:
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b-word I did 😭
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not anymore though. my face is FAT.
-RIP-
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Better than the alternative!
A twink will still retain twink energy well into middle age. While a femboy is gassed by 30.
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Certifiable cute twink.
How much did you charge in your hooking days?
Cost of blowjob?
Cost to blast your bussy?
(Btw, we use marsemojis here. Please adapt to the culture
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it was usually a flat fee of $180 per "outcall". I charged a flat $200 for a while but the psychological factor of $180 was formidable.
this was my price for basically everything, unless they asked for something that increased STD risk (e.g. penetration) in which case I'd double or triple the price depending on what they expected.
to be clear: today, I don't test positive for any of the major STDs. (there is oral herpes, but last time I checked half of the population has that.)
anyway, an "outcall" isn't charged per hour but rather per session, so if you imagine how quick men are to nut
(and you can connect dots from there)
p.s. I didn't make nearly as much money as aella nor did I want to. my fiancée characterized my lifestyle as "sucking peepee until he can get back to reading pirated books from libgen" which is more or less accurate. I'd deactivate my account once I felt like I had enough money for the month and go back to binging pubmed/jstor (and scihub when it existed)
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Very
I hope you stick around the dramasphere.
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Incredible hustle, king
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I didn't mean to! what did you post?
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I was being a tard, I mentioned this girl sounded similar to an ethot who was a guest on a podcast called Blocked and Reported, and was then informed Aella was the ethot guest on Blocked and Reported.
I assumed the Rationalists had enough fricked up women preying on the socially inept 'tism-brains that at least two sociopathic rat ethots was plausible.
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oh, that's simple enough
they're definitely not that coordinated. this might have been the case in say 2010, but the LW rationalists now — 'post' or not — could never pull off a deadly high-stakes operation. they are absolute wimps. it's embarrassing.
one person referred to me as "a bodybuilder" and I went into panic mode saying how I should just be referred to as "a lifter" because I don't want to get cyberbullied on Instagram about how much I'm not a bodybuilder.
this sort of mild exaggeration happens a lot. a LOT. a frustrating and socially obstructing amount.
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Darn I forgot to comment on that post
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Same! Saw it, but never got around to reading it. Too bad, would have loved to have been named aloud by this supreme twink.
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this nibba thinks marsey is a dog
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once, but I uPdAtEd My PrIoRs
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but marseytrans tho
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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i can’t believe i missed a thread sneeding about Aella. she is possibly the most annoying person on the internet ever. she’s like Curtis Yarvin for people who smoke weed
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Curtis Yarvin is also ...
nah jokes aside his theories are wrong I can't think of a funny way to say it
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If you click on the stickers it'll tell you what they're called which is usually enough to figure out
what someone means if it's not clear immediately
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oh I get it now LOL
whoever made the decision to make this a text command had the right idea, this is so much more useable
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Scroll through the marseys. There's an insane amount and so many are great
You can rack up quite a bit of dramacoin posting barely related marseys, which is good because then you'll be able to blow it in the casino
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But who would do such a thing haha
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@X (formerly chiobu) ssy <3
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noted
that is a very long cat!
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It can be as long as you want. Unfortunately I washed mine at 60 and now:
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aging gracefully imo
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Says he’s bi, but you can tell he doesn’t get any kitty
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it works both ways, I've been called a fake bi for getting too little peepee
what's a girl to do
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Pick a side
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oh wait your post said "girl peepee" and I may have misread the intent
regardless I'm not getting a lot of anything right now because I'm trying to only have s*x with substantial partners. having casual s*x brings me back to a horrible headspace and I avoid it
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Check your settings. There's a slur filter in place.
F@g = cute twink
Dik/poosy = peepee
Etc
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wait rdrama has ads?
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no, this is just the app I used
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use blokada
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tysm! 😃
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And SUCCEEDED! Don't leave out that part.
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Idk, this sounds like an organic Tay AI that you can pay to have s*x with, which taps directly into the 4chan hivemind for her posts.
Which is based as frick. Why would this make me like aella less?
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So a narcissist cute twink waiting for his AIDS medication filmed himself reading our shitposts.
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