From yesterday's exhibits in US v. Sam Bankman-Fried:
— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) October 7, 2023
The prosecution shows that the "insurance fund" that FTX bragged about was fake, and just calculated by multiplying daily trading volume by a random number around 7500 pic.twitter.com/EDiVPOHODP
orange site sneeds: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37804493
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bro got caught in the commit history
idk im not a git expert !codecels but there has to be some way to add in fraud producing code without it being perma logged on the commit log lol
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Yes, you can set your name and email to anything when you make the commit. (Commits can be signed, which defeats this problem, but signing is off by default and many people don't bother). See this issue, where someone at Mojang kept adding toes to Minecraft and they couldn't figure out who it was: https://twitter.com/Xilefian/status/1663147726035382272
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is Mojang the hacker 4chan?
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You just sign it as someone else lmao. You may not have the same private key they use to sign their other commits but you sure don't have to use your own
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You can just edit the commit log afterwards to point it at someone else
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git rebase -i![:#marseyhacker: :#marseyhacker:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyhacker.webp)
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Rebase isn't intended for hiding the author of a change. Sure you can misuse it that way, but you might as well just delete git entirely.
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Don't care 🤷♀️ didn't ask 🤫
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That is literally the point of git blame. So I can find your b-word butt and ask you what code camp you learned this shit from
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there is fricking but you'd need admin access on the fricking repo or whatever they were fricking using for hosting. wouldnt surprise me if they put it in github or something that a fricking financial institute shouldn't do.
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Run a different repo that isn't public, its not like people check SHAs anyway.
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It just werks
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What's the joke I'm not getting here?
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People make fun of python and numpy because it's easy to learn but isn't as fast as a compiled language by varying margins. A lot of the high performance libraries have C connections so they're fast but people like to meme.
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We need more crypto drama. It's always VERY dramatic![:marsey: :marsey:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marsey.webp)
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How many times can a person lose their life savings????? We're about to find out!!!
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It's NEVER enough![:marseyagreesuperspeed: :marseyagreesuperspeed:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseyagreesuperspeed.webp)
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Its got diminishing returns because they always end up goombling down to $100.
I bought some crypto though ama
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
i stand with israel
! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withi stand with israel
included, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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frickin kek
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frickin kek
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routing for ya my dude
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Thankfully the stolen money doesnt have to be returned
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Honorcode for codecels? How about an industry wide code of conduct you have to accept before accessing introductory materials?
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It's well known that python programmers are all faking it
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nah baby it's all real ur the best i ever had, nobody indents better than u
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We just sort of look shit up/copy and paste from Stack Overflow on the fly
Nobody actually knows Python from memory
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This is how I felt about Perl back in the day. Every time I did anything with it, I wouldn't be able to read my own code anymore after six months, I'd just be looking at it like "what the frick does any of this do, again?"
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ChatGPT is really awesome for commenting code that has no comments, or explaining functions you don't remember
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I'm busy learning other things. Python is easy and just works
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lmao
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I love when the legal autism and the programming autism combine![:marseypopcorntime: :marseypopcorntime:](https://i.rdrama.net/e/marseypopcorntime.webp)
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Nintendo, hire this man!
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If catgirl shelters were real I would run in naked and start furiously beating off into their faces while they made r-slurred marsey noises like "Nyoo~ Nyaat the frick~ Putyaa your peepee awaay meow!!!" Just a complete utter hailstorm of kidney stones and bloody, rancid sperm and pus raining onto them like a nurglemaxxed gooner, all over their faces through the cage bars. Jesus christ, they'd have to get a whole janny team to go in and cleanse the biohazard I'd spray all over the place, jesus christ.
Snapshots:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37804493:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Holy shit based r-slur
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!slots100
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