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, it's-a me Sal, famous for being the only /h/slavshit user who knows what's up. Did you know there's people who actually take this Ukraine shit seriously and have sides in this? They even go as far as having arguments on this here hole like it matters, lmao. How fricking r-slurred is that? Since I'm bored and have nothing better to do I decided to make a thread laughing at these people, because why not? 
The hole needs variety anyways, might as well make it fun. 
Salvador is too r-slurred to read a headline
Everyone's second favorite ESL @_____ links some article about Switzerland banning gun sales to Ukraine, and according to Sal this somehow means the West has lost the war in Ukraine and they should go nuclear (???)
You think a arab who buys weapon from Swiss want to give weapons he bought to khohols ? But my point was about banking system, if Swiss is not neutral, arab has no reason to hold all his money in Swiss he will start putting his money into chink bank. Especially when west try to send Russian money to Ukraine. Like homo in EU told hey we found a way to steal oligarch money without a court and criminalizing their assets, we just creat a NEW LAW. As I told you before bank are build on trust so imagine you are chunk and you see Russian oligarch had a contract with EU and they out of their butt create a new law to steal his money. You think that chunk will trust western bank when he knows China is next after Russia ? Many Arabs will also start siding with chinks. Stealing Russian money will give a very short economical bonus following distrust in banking system and to counter it banks will be forced to increase interest.
still unemployed then?
btfo by a bot 
Notorious slavshithead and actual russian (
) @gussylover69 shares his own genocide fantasies with us.
When the nukes drop I hope as many bongs and turks as possible die, moderate amounts of other subhuman euros dying will suffice
But no /h/slavshit thread is complete without his gay lover comrade @Transgender_spez making an appearance. In this case questioning how true their
love friendship is if he is willing to kill him with nukes.
I thought we were friends
You know there's no other working solution to the euro question, we've tried many many times in the past centuries
As a moscowcel you are an euro too
Wrong, I'm different
A better love story than Twilight, lik if u cry everytim. 
World reknown @KinoHashira (stupid name btw) also makes an appearance, replying to a comment saying that 70% of Russian nukes probs don't even work.
This is my favorite NATOid cope
Yes it's totally them coping 
Speaking of cope.
Meme group known for war criming makes minimal advancement, henceforth the west has fallen
Another Slavshit regular, @HarryTrumanDorisDay points out the cope
We're down to counting meters of advancement
they count meters because it's a city r-slur.
Because there is literally a kilometer of the city left to take. The moment he does so, he can go back to killing Ukies elsewhere. Basically, Wagner is the only unit in the Russian army that actually produces results. They have won every single encounter with Ukrops that they had.
Hmm, I see. I believe I can make a pretty good estimate of time until total russian victory, do you want to know it?
Russian troops retreat from BackMoot but they don't actually but they did but nuh uh they didin
Further proving how much of a nothingburger this war has been, r-slurs geopolitical experts @Transgender_spez and
@lmao discuss whether the East or the West has fallen in the meat grinder known as BackMoot.
Bro you must be from the future because wagner not only didnt lose territory today but they also took territory, the only territory loss was a bit in the flanks outside of bakhmut but that was mobilized conscripts
Sadly for Ukrainewarts, the vatniks have actually won an argument this time, with @lmao getting btfo with the facts and logics.
do you know where your news get their sources? Just got to the primary source
I don't see a more primary source than the leader of Wagner himself saying his soldiers have been routed.
He never said that about his own soldiers, again you are lying
Here he is saying it
he is talking about the flanks, like I said, those are not his soldiers. Do you even read what you post?
for Ukringe chuds.
That's it for the first edition of laughing at slavshit, please share your faves in the comments, ok i love you buh-bye 
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Call me a manchild all you want but this subreddit is a joke.
Yes, I have come from /r/AskReddit, but that doesn't make my opinions invalid.
First, it's ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you're an oppressed group.
Your automod message says ‘scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think ‘scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.
I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the “discrimination” you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.
Second, I'd like to point out that people don't hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can't afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That's largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don't like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you're greedy and inconsiderate, you won't. Ultimately, I'm annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it's BS, but won't ever admit it.
Of course, y'all are very predictable. I know you'll call me a manchild simply because you don't agree with me, claim I'm only jealous of all the money you're making, and that you'll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub.
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