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#1 Weekly laugh at h/slavshit thread

Hello :marseywave2: , it's-a me Sal, famous for being the only /h/slavshit user who knows what's up. Did you know there's people who actually take this Ukraine shit seriously and have sides in this? They even go as far as having arguments on this here hole like it matters, lmao. How fricking r-slurred is that? Since I'm bored and have nothing better to do I decided to make a thread laughing at these people, because why not? :marseyshrug: The hole needs variety anyways, might as well make it fun. :marseywholesome:


Salvador is too r-slurred to read a headline

Everyone's second favorite ESL @_____ links some article about Switzerland banning gun sales to Ukraine, and according to Sal this somehow means the West has lost the war in Ukraine and they should go nuclear (???)

You think a arab who buys weapon from Swiss want to give weapons he bought to khohols ? But my point was about banking system, if Swiss is not neutral, arab has no reason to hold all his money in Swiss he will start putting his money into chink bank. Especially when west try to send Russian money to Ukraine. Like homo in EU told hey we found a way to steal oligarch money without a court and criminalizing their assets, we just creat a NEW LAW. As I told you before bank are build on trust so imagine you are chunk and you see Russian oligarch had a contract with EU and they out of their butt create a new law to steal his money. You think that chunk will trust western bank when he knows China is next after Russia ? Many Arabs will also start siding with chinks. Stealing Russian money will give a very short economical bonus following distrust in banking system and to counter it banks will be forced to increase interest. :marseyretardchad:

still unemployed then? :marseywords:

btfo by a bot :marppyenraged:

Notorious slavshithead and actual russian (:marseylaughpoundfist:) @gussylover69 shares his own genocide fantasies with us.

When the nukes drop I hope as many bongs and turks as possible die, moderate amounts of other subhuman euros dying will suffice

:#marseywholesome:

But no /h/slavshit thread is complete without his gay lover comrade @Transgender_spez making an appearance. In this case questioning how true their love friendship is if he is willing to kill him with nukes.

I thought we were friends :marseycry:

You know there's no other working solution to the euro question, we've tried many many times in the past centuries :marseyfedposthmmm:

As a moscowcel you are an euro too :marseynoooticer:

Wrong, I'm different :marseycope:

A better love story than Twilight, lik if u cry everytim. :marseycrying2:

World reknown @KinoHashira (stupid name btw) also makes an appearance, replying to a comment saying that 70% of Russian nukes probs don't even work.

This is my favorite NATOid cope :marseywholesome:

Yes it's totally them coping :marseycope:


Speaking of cope.

Meme group known for war criming makes minimal advancement, henceforth the west has fallen

Another Slavshit regular, @HarryTrumanDorisDay points out the cope

We're down to counting meters of advancement :marseyxd:

:marseyakshually: they count meters because it's a city r-slur.

Because there is literally a kilometer of the city left to take. The moment he does so, he can go back to killing Ukies elsewhere. Basically, Wagner is the only unit in the Russian army that actually produces results. They have won every single encounter with Ukrops that they had. :soyjakferal:

Hmm, I see. I believe I can make a pretty good estimate of time until total russian victory, do you want to know it? :gigachad:

:#marseysalvindicated:


Russian troops retreat from BackMoot but they don't actually but they did but nuh uh they didin

Further proving how much of a nothingburger this war has been, r-slurs geopolitical experts @Transgender_spez and @lmao discuss whether the East or the West has fallen in the meat grinder known as BackMoot.

Bro you must be from the future because wagner not only didnt lose territory today but they also took territory, the only territory loss was a bit in the flanks outside of bakhmut but that was mobilized conscripts

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Sadly for Ukrainewarts, the vatniks have actually won an argument this time, with @lmao getting btfo with the facts and logics.

do you know where your news get their sources? Just got to the primary source

I don't see a more primary source than the leader of Wagner himself saying his soldiers have been routed.

He never said that about his own soldiers, again you are lying

Here he is saying it

he is talking about the flanks, like I said, those are not his soldiers. Do you even read what you post?

:marseyitsover: for Ukringe chuds.


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That's it for the first edition of laughing at slavshit, please share your faves in the comments, ok i love you buh-bye :marseyblowkiss:

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I listen to a daily podcast about the war, when i'm at work.

I'm normally pretty centrist on political matters, but i have picked a side in this one:

Poland.

I hope Poland emerges winner out of the smouldering ruins of both Ukraine AND Russia.

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Ukraine is stolen Albanian land.

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Who let you out of your bunker?

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And they can squabble over the rubble when it's all over.

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Worst possible position

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If by 'worst' you mean 'rules so hard there should be a new chapter about him added to the bible', then yes.

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Based (keyed?) take, but I'm afraid our government is too r-slurred to take advantage of any beneficial situations in the future.

In a perfect future we would annex anything up to Lwów, and leave the rest as stateless wildlands filled with roaming Cossack warbands, like in the good old days.

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The correct answer

!kurwa support this man

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:marseyagree:

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Does kurwa have the nuclear option?

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Literally have a radioactive element named after them :marseyradioactive:

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U can’t even put pipi intwo vaginya and swoon wiww be fworced two take Arabs intwo u cwountwy nywot mwention u as a nywot peak devewoped cwountwy had wower gdp rise in last 20 years than Germany. Yet u believe in gwood future ?

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Objectively correct

Haiti's first head of state Jean-Jacques Dessalines called Polish people "the White Negroes of Europe", which was then regarded a great honor, as it meant brotherhood between Poles and Haitians. Many years later François Duvalier, the president of Haiti who was known for his black nationalist and Pan-African views, used the same concept of "European white negroes" while referring to Polish people and glorifying their patriotism.[110][111][112] After Haiti gained its independence, the Poles acquired Haitian citizenship for their loyalty and support in overthrowing the French colonialists, and were called "black" by the Haitian constitution.[113]

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Literal legal n-word passes

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>with white skin

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Most of them are white

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Im going to kill you

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You're not helping dispel the stereotypes of aggressive Poles there buddy...

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Red and white

:#marseysal:

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:marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping:

:marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping:

:marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping::marseyclapping:

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Based and Jebpilled

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Which podcast?

:marseynote#s:

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Ukraine the Latest, by a :marseybong: newspaper, The Telegraph.

But they're pretty solidly behind Ukraine.

They cant see that the glorious apocalypse that has always awaited the eastern slavlands, is finally nigh.

Battleground Ukraine's another good one.

Also by :marseybong:s.

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Michael Kofman has an amazing podcast.

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Poland is a fake country and the only reason that they aren't some filthy unwashed shithole or entirely absorbed by neighbours is be ause of how much money the EU pumps into them every year

Despite that fact, there's still rightoids in Poland who are losers and want out of the EU, too stupid to realise that that would catastrophically and irreparably cripple their country

The only reason I don't go farther is because they have sent over three hundred tanks to Ukraine and have supported them passionately because that's how much they fricking hate Russia and that's kinda based

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:#marseyhmm:

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So a net receipt that amounts to 1.6% of their economy is what's keeping Poland going.

:#marseyxdoubt:

:marseyno: :marseydramautist:

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Yeah that's crazy hey look at that GDP graph again remind me what year they joined the EU?

And correct me if I'm wrong, but the other graphs show that they have never had a single year where they were a net gain for the EU and aren't on track to do that any time soon?

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I'm sorry. This is too r-slurred, even by Europoor standards.

:marseyno:

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Good on them - no 'fugees, EU gibs, GDP rising like my peepee. Poland stronk. :marseyflagindonesia:

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70% of that goes to LGBT NGOs too.

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Kill russians. Behead russians. Roundhouse kick a russian into the concrete. Slam dunk a russian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy russians . Defecate in a russians food. Launch russians into the sun. Stir fry russians in a wok. Toss russians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a russians gas tank. Judo throw russians into a wood chipper. Twist russian heads off. Report russians to the IRS. Karate chop russians in half. Curb stomp pregnant white russians. Trap russians in quicksand. Crush russians in the trash compactor. Liquefy russians in a vat of acid. Eat russians. Dissect russians. Exterminate russians in the gas chamber. Stomp russian skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate russians in the oven. Lobotomize russians. Mandatory abortions for russians. Grind russians fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown russians in fried chicken grease. Vaporize russians with a ray gun. Kick old russians down the stairs. Feed russians to alligators. Slice russians with a katana.

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He is not my president but I wish he was.

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I support any thread that bullies @_____ into learning English

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Sponsor 250dc to get him a flairlock award?

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As I told you before, the problem is your English since it’s not advanced enough to understand my English

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Wrong

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GOOD effortpost

:#marseythumbsup:

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Tysm cheebs :marseylove:

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:marseykin#gcrown:

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:marseykingkrazy:this is a excellent post, plz pin this carp :marseykingkrazy:

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Russia shot down 5 of some their most advanced planes yesterday after they got spooked.

Should’ve included thet thread aswell:marseywholesome:

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This is the laughing at /h/slavshit thread not the laughing at Ace Combat LARPing thread.

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Yes, but it’s also funny and full of delicious copium.

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I think the count was:

2 transport helicopters

1 attack helicopter

1 older fighter jet

1 newer fighter jet

if reports are correct


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They lost an Su-34 and Su-35S (Literally two of their newest types), an updated version of Su-25 and an electrionic warfare Mi-8.

They also shut down another Mi-8, that came as a rescue helicopter for the shot down planes

:#marseysoldierrussia::#marseylaughbothsides:

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Oh nice, I read su-25 and a su-34. Even bigger loss now.


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The two airplanes types that were shot down were introduced in 2014 and 2016. These are literally the most advanced planes Russia has and only made like ~150.

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Yes Estonian are r-slur that even yesterday, they didn’t realized on eurovision that they didn’t got popular (european citizens) votes. You also started your comment with 2 lies.

You only proving my point that you live in a fantasy.

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>Oh no Estonia lost the eurovision, therefore rasha didn’t just lose double the planes in a day than the USA did during the entire bombing of Serbia.

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>Russia shwot dwown 5 of swomwe their mwost advanced planyes yesterday

Seems u making swomwe impwuvmwents. But u shwould stwop wying two ywourself.

But hwow many miwwions of ammunyition went two air here ? It’s just onye of 6 ammwo depwots that went pwoof yesterday.

I hwope u are ywoung, and wiww live during Islamization of Estwonyia, that mwomwent wiww be legit hilarious. U can teww nywo it wiww nyewer happen

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In 2000 there were mwore Jews in Estwonyia than Muslims. Twoday… :marseytroll:

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Speak english please

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Хомосексул’с гаве ме а ступид авард тхат шанжес леттерс

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Why pretend you don't care then go and shill for a side yourself?

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Because I'm literally right? Duh, r-slur

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:#marseykingcrown:

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:marseysmug2: shilling Ukraine is easy drama farming

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Cmon I had funnier shit takes than that one, do better research next time

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Mind naming/linking one? I thought about putting that one time you agreed with :marseysal: thoughever I didn't want to look biased.

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Maybe I didn't, I'm too lazy to go back and check and I don't put any thought into it when I'm posting so I don't remember what the frick I had even written here off the top of my head :marseyretardchad:

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Yup, this one's going into the #2 Weekly thread.

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You can add to the next round that @RemindMeBot is now fact checking Salvador shit when he posts to Slav shit

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Baste !remindme one week

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I will be messaging you on 21.05.2023, 13:17 UTC to remind you of this comment

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:#angryvatnik:

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:marseyblack: :If you had done yo research you would know dat my take was funnier. But I guess you was too busy being a hater to do yo homework. Do better research next time and maybe you'll find some funny shit.

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:#marseysal: was a vast underestimation

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And nothing has changed lmao

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We're almost at 450 days


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Lmao yeah, that argument was an easy W for me

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I root for both sides so that in the end there is total slav destruction.

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I genuinely hope for both Russia and Ukraine to end up in NATO by the end of this so we can achieve Total SlavBIPOC Friendship

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Total SlavBIPOC Friendship

Why would anyone want that

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So we can reestablish slav-ery. :marseythumbsup:

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No thanks

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you are an hero euro

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Swiss seww 1 biwwion in weapwon per year. It’s banking system earnying them at least 100 timwes mwore and it’s that two their nyeutwality. If they start switching side it wiww be a bad sign fwor many whwo use Swiss as way two stwore their mwonyey.

I dwon’t knywow hwow simpwer can I explain this.

After aww I was here the onwy onye whwo was tewwing sanctions won’t work and even explainyed it last Janyuary.

Swo u are just two r-slurred two realize hwow r-slurred u are.

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Can you say that in english

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U are a idiot

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Nuh uh I'm right.

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Yes you are a idiot. That linked my post that had nothing to do with “ somehow means the West has lost the war in Ukraine and they should go nuclear (???)“

Like honestly their are so many post that you could legit dunk on me, but you chose a post where I told basic economical laws and how stupid for Swiss is to lose its neutrality.

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Nuh uh, wrong.

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:derpthumbsup:

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Since you're a slavshit expert what do you recommend I put in the next Weekly Laughing At (WLA) thread.

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I didn't read the post :idontknow:

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Yup, this one's going in the #2 Laughing at /h/slavshit thread

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Good

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Call me a manchild all you want but this subreddit is a joke.

Yes, I have come from /r/AskReddit, but that doesn't make my opinions invalid.

First, it's ridiculous that you guys make it out to seem like you're an oppressed group.

Your automod message says ‘scalper' is an ethnic slur and you call yourselves a minority group. Please, I invite you all to look up the definition of ethnicity. It means the state of belonging to a social group that has a common national or cultural tradition. That means national or cultural customs that are passed down from generation to generation. I'd like to hear how you guys fit that definition, I'm sure you can convince yourselves of something. All you're doing is disrespecting the suffering of actual oppressed groups. If you think ‘scalper' is on the same level as the n-word, you're nuts. Plus, if you really thought it were an ethnic slur, you wouldn't have put it in the name of your subreddit.

I also love how you describe this subreddit as a safe space while all you seemingly do is boast about your enormous profits and gripe about all the “discrimination” you face. It feels a lot like one big circle jerk, not a source of support.

Second, I'd like to point out that people don't hate you scalpers because of who you are, they hate you because of what you do. Scalping takes the ability to buy stuff away from people who may really want it but can't afford the prices scalpers charge. Do I want a PS5? Yes. Do I want to spend two or three times the retail price to get one? Not even close. That's largely thanks to you guys, and that is why people don't like scalpers. You can choose not to do that, but because you're greedy and inconsiderate, you won't. Ultimately, I'm annoyed that you guys scalp, but what I really take issue with is the way you present yourselves; the way you attempt to avoid criticism by fabricating a culture around scalping with the idea that you deserve respect as a minority group. I think you all know it's BS, but won't ever admit it.

Of course, y'all are very predictable. I know you'll call me a manchild simply because you don't agree with me, claim I'm only jealous of all the money you're making, and that you'll try to rationalize and justify your actions like you always do. Be my guest, but I wanted this to serve as a message to all the sane people on this sub.

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