#1 Weekly laugh at h/slavshit thread

Hello , it's-a me Sal, famous for being the only /h/slavshit user who knows what's up. Did you know there's people who actually take this Ukraine shit seriously and have sides in this? They even go as far as having arguments on this here hole like it matters, lmao. How fricking r-slurred is that? Since I'm bored and have nothing better to do I decided to make a thread laughing at these people, because why not? The hole needs variety anyways, might as well make it fun.

Salvador is too r-slurred to read a headline

Everyone's second favorite ESL @_____ links some article about Switzerland banning gun sales to Ukraine, and according to Sal this somehow means the West has lost the war in Ukraine and they should go nuclear (???)

You think a arab who buys weapon from Swiss want to give weapons he bought to khohols ? But my point was about banking system, if Swiss is not neutral, arab has no reason to hold all his money in Swiss he will start putting his money into chink bank. Especially when west try to send Russian money to Ukraine. Like homo in EU told hey we found a way to steal oligarch money without a court and criminalizing their assets, we just creat a NEW LAW. As I told you before bank are build on trust so imagine you are chunk and you see Russian oligarch had a contract with EU and they out of their butt create a new law to steal his money. You think that chunk will trust western bank when he knows China is next after Russia ? Many Arabs will also start siding with chinks. Stealing Russian money will give a very short economical bonus following distrust in banking system and to counter it banks will be forced to increase interest.

still unemployed then?

btfo by a bot

Notorious slavshithead and actual russian () @gussylover69 shares his own genocide fantasies with us.

When the nukes drop I hope as many bongs and turks as possible die, moderate amounts of other subhuman euros dying will suffice

But no /h/slavshit thread is complete without his gay lover comrade @Transgender_spez making an appearance. In this case questioning how true their love friendship is if he is willing to kill him with nukes.

I thought we were friends

You know there's no other working solution to the euro question, we've tried many many times in the past centuries

As a moscowcel you are an euro too

Wrong, I'm different

A better love story than Twilight, lik if u cry everytim.

World reknown @KinoHashira (stupid name btw) also makes an appearance, replying to a comment saying that 70% of Russian nukes probs don't even work.

This is my favorite NATOid cope

Yes it's totally them coping

Speaking of cope.

Meme group known for war criming makes minimal advancement, henceforth the west has fallen

Another Slavshit regular, @HarryTrumanDorisDay points out the cope

We're down to counting meters of advancement

they count meters because it's a city r-slur.

Because there is literally a kilometer of the city left to take. The moment he does so, he can go back to killing Ukies elsewhere. Basically, Wagner is the only unit in the Russian army that actually produces results. They have won every single encounter with Ukrops that they had.

Hmm, I see. I believe I can make a pretty good estimate of time until total russian victory, do you want to know it?

Russian troops retreat from BackMoot but they don't actually but they did but nuh uh they didin

Further proving how much of a nothingburger this war has been, r-slurs geopolitical experts @Transgender_spez and @lmao discuss whether the East or the West has fallen in the meat grinder known as BackMoot.

Bro you must be from the future because wagner not only didnt lose territory today but they also took territory, the only territory loss was a bit in the flanks outside of bakhmut but that was mobilized conscripts

Sadly for Ukrainewarts, the vatniks have actually won an argument this time, with @lmao getting btfo with the facts and logics.

do you know where your news get their sources? Just got to the primary source

I don't see a more primary source than the leader of Wagner himself saying his soldiers have been routed.

He never said that about his own soldiers, again you are lying

Here he is saying it

he is talking about the flanks, like I said, those are not his soldiers. Do you even read what you post?

for Ukringe chuds.

That's it for the first edition of laughing at slavshit, please share your faves in the comments, ok i love you buh-bye