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with the expected reaction 
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 President Putin signs new decree that allows foreigners to seek temporary residence in Russia.
— BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) August 19, 2024
Putin says it's an escape from the Western "destructive neo-liberal" policies of their home countries, inviting them to adopt Russia's "traditional" values. pic.twitter.com/Q9JOaMHG6L
Here's a Xeet from Mr. Alex Jones:
🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA!
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) August 19, 2024
This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks… pic.twitter.com/lVPHeKWRIC
Surely this is a humanitarian and generous gesture aimed at conservative westerners. They'll be treated as trad Kangz they are and not be recruited as soldiers to fill up the manpower in the army to take a new Ukrainian village 
Wait what's this? 
They already tried to provide citizenship to people who were willing to sign up for a year in the trenches?
Nahh probably nothing. Anyhow let's see some of the reactions! 
I'm sure all the trad conservatives are just so eager to move to a place where people have some semblance of freedom of speech!
Dah comrade, I'm learning Russian right now, can't wait to go to a country with crippling alcoholism where the median income is $700
Russia never called me a racist or made me pay taxes to fund billionaire Jews 
& animalistic Muzzies 
, I can't wait to go there so that I can pay my taxes to fund (Jewish ) Russian oligarchs where 10% of the population is !
I don't wanna get mugged by some BIPOC in the Degenerate, Unsafe and Godless liberal west or go to a war for their 
masters. I prefer to go to a country that's actively at war and get blown up by a Ukrainian Zoomer 
operating a drone while lying in a ditch WW1 style (to be featured on WPD for all to see) for a good cause, like BASED Putin. I'm a freedom loving American goddammit, Russia is right for me. Take that, libtards 
Indeed, and wouldn't you know it! This Trad 
and God fearing 
place also has the 20th highest prevalence for prostitutes, lucky you! 
Just be careful cuz it also has the 2nd highest prevalence of AIDS in Europe and 30th worldwide! (above places like Liberia, Chad 
or... brazil 
)
t. never been to Russia
reminds me of 
At least he's not 
enough to see it's actually a terrible idea.
That goes for most of the reactions to Jones
I guess at least 100% of these people have no intention at all to go there and are just trying to own the libs in the wingcucks' equivalent of a foid flirting with some hobo in a party to spite her bf.
Let me remind y'all 
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Wow chuds won't need further convincing
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Russia is a godless state.
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This is pretty brutal god darn. Idk how Jewish Lives Matter fits into all of this.
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CP is legal in Russia?
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!jannies !pedohunters
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We should especially convince those MAGAtards to choose this option who live in swing states.
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Russia can have them. !nonchuds
I mean, I'm fine with the !grillers side of the GOP. I just want all the America-haters -- the ones who just hate America regardless of situation and not to improve it -- to leave.
Edit: When did I get kicked from nonchuds?
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All America/west chud haters should be shipped to Russia while all America/west commie haters should be shipped to Gaza. We'll solve every problem plaguing society overnight
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funnier if we "accidentally" swap their tickets and not say anything until they arrive
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Ironically some commies also simp for russia and some rightoids (the terminal
kind) also simp for palestoids, so some wouldnt be too bothered lol
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RIP
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Chuds would never move to a country that is 90% white
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Also, internet racists don't move to LatAm, they come from LatAm
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Slavs are whiter than 90% of groypers.
This also applies to your average philipino who has to be like 3/5ths white at this point due to bong/Aussie p-dophiles using their country as a brothel
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Thats just because 90% of groypers fail the paper bag test
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Naaah Slavs are albino blacks. Whiteness is a culture, not a skin color. (Check with the Smithsonian before you disagree.) No one cares what color someone is as long as they act white.
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Those are poles specifically
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What's wrong with them? Don't think about them much beyond being the first country hitler invaded and occasionally pissing off the rest of the eu
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slavs in general are, russians, however, are mongol r*pe babies
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Canada? Oh no, sars
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Death to Magatards and Ziggers
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Can't wait for half of kuruc.info readers to relocate to Moscow and join the SMO. Mi Moszkvánk is going to drop below 5%.
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Read this as kurac.info
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Could you stick too you're tiny war torn shit holes politics of Nazi parades and stay out of trying too understand how it's like too live free. @collectijism know you're another crab trying too pull everypony else into the bucket but you're blue pilling is just too sad too handle
Trans lives matter
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Mass Immigration and open borders but based trad
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Youre the second one in this thread, wtf is wrong with you people?!
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This is temporary residence, and you need to be approved. Wingcuckery
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Wingcuckery is not a disease, but it is a symptom of a disease. You can't treat wingcuckery, but you can treat the illness. The illness is lack of faith in Christ.
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There is only evil within me. I must have been raised poorly at the hands of my father, who was a male feminist by the name of Hitler. I don't understand how I got through his evilness to become not evil.
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new bait idea: suggest russia
in every /r/amerexit thread
!trolls !besties
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https://old.reddit.com/r/AmerExit/comments/1ewxann/russia_is_making_it_easier_to_seek_asylum_from/
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FVCK JANNIES
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Instantly got y'all'd
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!gayporn !soyteens
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Is that
's bussy?
And ngl im pretty close to
for recognizing that
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Russia is a booming utopia (according to my 1970s data)
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And her people are rich and happy
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Peak post-communist financial acumen
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The joke goes:
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i no
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Honestly I can't gloat about that. Just makes me
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Why tf are there
even statues on Lenin 
in the US in the first 
place 
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iirc they are on private property, literally just some commies from Portland putting it in their backyard, meanwhile, commie monuments in Russia are erected (
), funded, and supported by the state. !anticommunists
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Being a pdf file is legal there?
Found the real reason chuds want to go there
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almost every horrifying modern botulism fatality story seems to happen in Russia for some reason
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So trad they RETVRNED to the justinian plague
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THIS
ISNT 
ABOUT 
LOVE 
IT 
IS 
ABOUT 
DOMINATING
INSUBORDINATES
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Post more of these please
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I hope these people actually end up going
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It'll be just like Democrats claiming they would move to Canada.
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We all know internet keyboard warriors put their money where their mouth is
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Tbf to the libs, canada isn't a bad place to be, assuming you're wealthy enough
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Very trad country
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Imagine the vlog content of some dude moving his family over there with him and the absolute hatred their family will treat him with when they find out what Russia is like.
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This is an rslurred plan on several levels but it's a gift to every internet argument because any whiny chud who moans about m-m-muh western values but won't move to Russia is a kitty who refuses to put his money where his mouth is.
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this whiny chud is moving to bolivia
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i hope all three members of !r-slurs who go there liveblog their experience so that salvador can support them
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Salvador would never move to Russia because the welfare is much less generous there
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You have to ping him
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i thought he was indian? is that solely an ethnicity thing?
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He's half haitian half Hungarian. That's why he lies about how tall he is (and his university, income, job, etc) constantly.
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So he's a literal mutt.
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I thought he was half Russian and half French-speaking African
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Posts like these are a great reminder that rightoids still suffer from absolute clinical r-sluration. Thinking anywhere close to half the population would be stupid rnough to entertain the idea of going to russia shows terminal wingcuckery and an echochamber on par with the biggest "dear subhuman filth" NYC-based journoid. And thinking the west has a population of either one or two billion people (depending on what the number refers to in that sentence) shows that actual intelligence and education is also not the most developed to put it mildly.
Great post
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Almost none of these accounts seem like real people, it's either bots or sub-70IQ r-slurs, either way it's extremely painful reading
their garbage 
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Putin just wants more cannon fodder for the meat grinder. Say it with me, brothers, "I'M NOT DYING FOR RUSSIA!"
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If you step up, try not to bleed as much as the last Ruskie princess. And remember to prepare your bussy.
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Tip for any trad chuds that moves there: picked cabbage juice is a very good hangover cure, learning to pickle your own cabbage will make your stay in Russia better
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is this the chud equivalent of moving to Canada lmao
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No because Canada is almost livable compared to Russia
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Leafistan may be the shittiest western state but Russia is on a whole different (Africa-tier) level. Moscow is okay, the rest of it is completely shit.
Imagine if like 40% of leafs were drunk natives and the entire country was a reserve and the secret police would disappear you for misgendering. Thats still better than Russia.
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St. Petersburg is nice too if you can stand the weather.
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I just asked my papa which he would rather live in and he walloped me with a rolled up issue of Popular Mechanics (he uses a wrench as a bookmark) so now idk which is worse
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I suppose it's slightly different, in that Russia seems to be willing to accept the chuds moving there. I don't think Canada has ever been terribly supportive of taking the unemployed, disabled, queer folx that threaten to go there.
In practice, though, they aren't any more likely to go there anyway, so I suppose it's a wash.
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