JUST IN: 🇷🇺 President Putin signs new decree that allows foreigners to seek temporary residence in Russia.

Putin says it's an escape from the Western "destructive neo-liberal" policies of their home countries, inviting them to adopt Russia's "traditional" values. pic.twitter.com/Q9JOaMHG6L

— BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) August 19, 2024

Here's a Xeet from Mr. Alex Jones:

🚨BREAKING: PUTIN JUST DROPPED A BOMBSHELL DECREE—INVITING PEOPLE FROM ACROSS THE GLOBE WHO ARE FED UP WITH THE GLOBALIST, NEOLIBERAL NIGHTMARE TO SEEK SANCTUARY IN TRADITIONAL RUSSIA!

This new decree blows the lid off the establishment's agenda, letting freedom-loving folks… pic.twitter.com/lVPHeKWRIC

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) August 19, 2024

Surely this is a humanitarian and generous gesture aimed at conservative westerners. They'll be treated as trad Kangz they are and not be recruited as soldiers to fill up the manpower in the army to take a new Ukrainian village

Wait what's this? They already tried to provide citizenship to people who were willing to sign up for a year in the trenches?

Nahh probably nothing. Anyhow let's see some of the reactions!

I'm sure all the trad conservatives are just so eager to move to a place where people have some semblance of freedom of speech!

Dah comrade, I'm learning Russian right now, can't wait to go to a country with crippling alcoholism where the median income is $700

Russia never called me a racist or made me pay taxes to fund billionaire Jews & animalistic Muzzies , I can't wait to go there so that I can pay my taxes to fund (Jewish ) Russian oligarchs where 10% of the population is !

I don't wanna get mugged by some BIPOC in the Degenerate, Unsafe and Godless liberal west or go to a war for their masters. I prefer to go to a country that's actively at war and get blown up by a Ukrainian Zoomer operating a drone while lying in a ditch WW1 style (to be featured on WPD for all to see) for a good cause, like BASED Putin. I'm a freedom loving American goddammit, Russia is right for me. Take that, libtards

Indeed, and wouldn't you know it! This Trad and God fearing place also has the 20th highest prevalence for prostitutes, lucky you! Just be careful cuz it also has the 2nd highest prevalence of AIDS in Europe and 30th worldwide! (above places like Liberia, Chad or... brazil )

t. never been to Russia

reminds me of

At least he's not enough to see it's actually a terrible idea.

That goes for most of the reactions to Jones

I guess at least 100% of these people have no intention at all to go there and are just trying to own the libs in the wingcucks' equivalent of a foid flirting with some hobo in a party to spite her bf.

Let me remind y'all