Hecko folx,

I've made a few of these before, but this is the first time I'm making one when not extremely hungover. Anyway, what's been going on in everyone's favourite trench warfare slugfest in the last month?

HOHOLS RUN OUT OF AMMO (FR THIS TIME)

Put simply, the uKKKrainians ran out of ammo to do anything of note apart from sitting in a trench and firing the occasional artillery round. Russia on the other hand seems to be doing fine, given a helping hand by Best Korea but otherwise focusing on domestic production. The burgers recently accused China of sending weapons to the front, but considering they've been accusing the chinx of this for over a year now with no evidence I don't really believe them anymore. All this means that the

ZIGGERS ARE ADVANCING FASTER THAN USUAL

Quick Q and A-

• has any city of actual military value been captured

No

• has any major civilian centre been captured

No

• has anything at all of actual military value been captured

Yes. From what I can tell most of the defensive trench lines the ukies have set up in on the front line in Donetsk have been captured. Note this does not mean all or even the most important fortifications, the most important fortress cities lay outside of zigga hands.

WELL OK THEN, WHY DO WE CARE?

Because in the last few days/weeks the uKKKrainians have been putting up less and less resistance for every random village taken, which you can find out more about from the incoherent Salvposts written about them. Put simply, the Putinoids are advancing quicker and quicker.

DOES THIS MEAN THE HOHOLS ARE DONE?

IMO not in the short term. The burgers and the Czechs (who've spent the last few months panhandling for ammo) have committed to start giving ammunition in the next few days, which will probably allow Zelenskyyyyyyy to halt the Ruzzian advance somewhere between Chasiv Yarrr and Sloviansk. The hohols have been warning of a new Russian advance in a few months time, but they always do that to give a sense of urgency.

!grillers enjoy my unbiased review

"The situation is ******." Ukrainian activist with the 110th Mech.Brig. confirms Russian breakthrough in #Ocheretyne. Very much seems like Ukraine had a first line of defense that disappeared for some reason and simply no backup force in the town itself, which is overrun now ... pic.twitter.com/jKclxEwMN9

— Julian Röpcke🇺🇦 (@JulianRoepcke) April 22, 2024

Nooo where my Aryan why their second defence line gooone

I wonder how he will react to this:

Russian been sending serious message to that city saying neighbors to leave the city.

Many think Russian will attack that city but in reality they just want to turn that into dust so Ukraine will lose its main hub in the northern Donbas front since in southern and mid Donbas front they already can fab the hubs

For example in ughledar area

Last time Russia attacked that place Ukraine survived because they had that north east route but now even in pro Ukrainian source things don't look good for ughledar

In Pokrovs area Russian captured 70% of that Ocheretyne town so soon they will be able to use that town to bomb Pokrovsk (just 25km from Pokrovsk

Why Russian captured 70% of ocheretyne and map doesn't show up ?

This map shows this today while

This yesterday while Russian controlled more than 70% of the city for about a month but live map doesn't want to demoralise pro khohols

Edit: many khohols are happy

https://twitter.com/geromanat/status/1782432128828924199

They technically now have only 1 channel that tells 24/7 how great Zelenskyy is.

This is basically it. No matter what channel you turn you'll see this.

https://t.co/fwWODzXbON pic.twitter.com/ham34IiA4c

— Elf☘️ (@russiansiscon) April 21, 2024

They reached the sum they asked then this happened:

And now this happening

https://old.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1bhlsdr/the_czech_republic_found_additional_hundreds_of/?sort=controversial

Redditors obviously believed in Czech

The Czech president is one of a kind. With Ukraine being able to increase their rate of fire and Russia losing a good part of their oil refining capacity at the same time, things are slowly looking up again.

I just hope Ukraine takes advantage of the situation and stokes the fear of a fuel shortage in Moscovia.

The fear of the shortage is important. Because the panic run on gas station will create the shortage much faster than the rafinery damage could.

Oh they even coped with refinery damage

@Szia_uram is this your hive mind.

US, Germany, France, UK didn't had ammo for Ukraine but some no name country out of somewhere has 1,5 million shells for Ukraine

If you are pro Ukrainian, why do you keep sharing updated maps?

— Zanekstim (@zzanekk3) April 21, 2024

That's the best comment I ever seen for long time

Nooo south Vietnam must not fail

It's kinda hilarious that the goals went from Ukraine will reach its 1991 boarders to God please just a stalemate so we don't lose face.

And with billions projections like these:

https://www.fpri.org/article/2023/12/stalemate-is-not-checkmate-in-ukraine/

If Ukraine didn't captured even a single 1000 inhabitants town in last 22 months that never proved there was ever a stalemate.

Ukraine today lost 2 towns and 2 more are now 50% under Russian

No promised border security in today’s supplemental.

From roughly $77B slush fund in the Ukrainian supplemental ($61 in budget outlays + $16B blank check for drawdowns & loans for any foreign country or intl organization), only $13.8B - somewhat direct military aid.

I voted NO

— Rep. Victoria Spartz (@RepSpartz) April 20, 2024

Check the comments

But that aid ain't that important to what the senate did: Wants TikTok to separate it self from China, give Taiwan arms and make it easier to sanction Chinese companies

Then Blinken bitches that China is starting supporting Russia

China controls over 50% of cotton explosion that are used to build artillery shells, it has tons of metal and other resources. Trying to save Ukraine and shit on China is very bad combo

Russian reactions to today's votes in US Congress:

◾️Peskov:

- on seizing Russian assets: "If it's really about confiscating our assets, the USA will answer for that. Moscow will take measures in accordance with our interests, no time limits."
- on aid to Ukraine: "the… https://t.co/vyTwufQirH pic.twitter.com/3yWNdZGGaH

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) April 20, 2024

3 days

10 years ago Russell Bentley from Texas came to Donetsk to fight for Russia against Ukraine. He became a local star and received a Russian passport

A few days ago, Bentley was kidnapped by Russian soldiers in Donetsk. Today he was found dead

Russia thanked for support pic.twitter.com/MQ7zAgUXG1

— Денис Казанський (@den_kazansky) April 19, 2024

Some selected commie seethe

https://twitter.com/commiecentral2/status/1781485453968900309

https://twitter.com/Xi4Atlanta/status/1781454506468765795

how about some latinx commie seethe https://twitter.com/LadoNoticias/status/1781379335770796129

anyway lmao he really integrated himself into russian society well, the alcoholic bloat was fricking brutal, guy was gonna die from alcoholism induced hypertension very soon anyway

Germany does not give Taurus to Kyiv for fear of Trump's return - retired American general

German Chancellor Olaf Scholz refuses to transfer Taurus missiles to Kyiv because he fears Donald Trump returning to the White House, retired General Ben Hodges, former commander of the US… pic.twitter.com/ncI6rN9l5V

— S p r i n t e r F a c t o r y (@Sprinterfactory) April 20, 2024

‼️🇺🇦 In Ukraine this morning 2 men opened fire on military conscription officers while checking their documents, one was kiIIed and one in critical condition.

The Ukrainian people are now fighting back, this is the first report of a dеаd officer, would be expecting more of this. pic.twitter.com/SaANcymbpQ

— Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺 (@Alex_Oloyede2) April 20, 2024

Police don't mobilise people in Ukraine. Ukraine tried to blame Russian spies but things get to complex so they buried that story.

So here are the suspects

(Shortened a bit the video)

and here are the suspects talking with the cop

(The og video is 5:50 min and it's also filmed how the cop is killed)

So cop and his son at midnight going to some silent forest and the son is in civilian clothes:

They stop a car with people with military documents and with military boxes inside then the dialogue doesn't go well when the men decide not to show what's inside the boxes

Reselling military gear is still a blooming biz

Were they trying to increase morale or smth?

Like for example this is how Redditors reacted last year:

https://old.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/15jmf5s/ukraine_proposed_peace_formula_to_restore_intl/?sort=controversial

849 likes 83 comments against this month 45 likes and 3 comments.

Yeah 100 countries will come, like 40 western countries 7 brics countries without China and Russia. Rest of countries are there to get free food and hang around chilling a truly game changer. Zelenskyy should finally get Oscar for this amazing peace summit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_2024_Ukraine_peace_conference#:~:text=The%20June%202024%20Ukraine%20peace,of%20four%20earlier%20international%20meetings.

Wikipedia created a page for this top tier clown event

This event will be remembered as that Mariupol reconstruction summit that was held somewhere in Europe at the time Ukraine was losing Mariupol in 2022

Where is this confidence now where is Liz Truss or where are the money they spend on this event that was clearly waste of money ? It's history

no France doesn't have bed bugs, Paris is the cleanest city in Paris.

But if we being honest the most who talked about this story are bongs and bbc especially

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67027138

And here Reddit Paris damage control

https://old.reddit.com/r/paris/comments/1990goz/comment/kiawi8l/?context=8&sort=controversial

Will this story scare many to visit Paris ? It will scare less than refugees taking shit under the tower.

Mother of 8 children

One of main goal of Zelenskyy was to make online casino legal

https://igamingbusiness.com/casino-games/gambling-legalised-in-ukraine-as-zelensky-signs-act-into-law/

He also tried to control that business

https://www.casinoreviews.net/news/ukraine-introduces-new-turnover-tax-on-online-casinos-and-tighter-gaming-regulations/

And the guy that helps Zelenskyy with online casino control “ Danylo Hetmantsev “

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danylo_Hetmantsev

is a Ukrainian pro-Russian[1][2] politician, lawyer and scientist. He was an assistant to Volodymyr Sivkovych, a member of Parliament of Ukraine from the pro-Russian Party of Regions, who is suspected of treason for creating a network of Russian agents in Ukraine.[3] Since 2019, he has been a Member of Parliament of Ukraine of the 9th convocation from the Servant of the People party. He is the Chairman of the Verkhovna Rada Committee on Finance, Taxation and Customs Policy. He is listed in the database of the Myrotvorets.[1] He is a Doctor of Law, professor.

So that soldier really put his nose where it shouldn't be

In Russia, specifically in the Republic of Dagestan, a curious incident unfolded. Local traffic officers attempted to detain the driver of a GMC truck who purportedly disregarded a police officer's signal at a checkpoint and even attempted to run down another officer before being… pic.twitter.com/fnwHlzHCQZ

— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated) April 18, 2024

A citizen of Ukraine runs to Moldova to improve his physical condition before receiving a summon! pic.twitter.com/0sEWnpy98h

— Geo_monitor (@colonelhomsi) April 18, 2024

🦅🇺🇦 "Since Zelensky prioritised the technology, Ukraine has invested hundreds of millions of dollars into long-range drones", - The Economist

⚡ The best of the new models has a range of 3,000 km (❗) , able to reach Siberia. pic.twitter.com/PY98QratWE

— MAKS 23 🇺🇦👀 (@Maks_NAFO_FELLA) April 18, 2024

Ukraine is heading to such beautiful Sadam Husein ending

America's concerns have varied, from a rise in the oil price to the prospect of an uncontrollable tit-for-tat in which Ukraine could end up the loser.

Khohols still don't understand it ain't total war, there so much that Russia can do to turn their life into heck. Russia is still holding back because they slowly getting what they want.

“Russia is scorching Ukrainian earth. It's time we did the same to European Russia.”

That will work out fantastic just like all their announced operations since November 2022