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The source said the CIA has a 'system in place that can discern UFOs while they're still cloaked,

Shut up shut up! What if an alien reads the Daily Mail and finds out that we have a working hyperwave detector?

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It'd be comforting to know the aliens are chuds

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it would be funny if the aliums with faster than light travel said there was a specific skin color holding the rest of the human race behind.

imagine /pol/ trying to defend the white race against the actual superior life form lmao

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"We're surprised that black lady who invented the telescope never mentioned us!"

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If aliums actually did come though, I would immediately wonder if they had their own race-wars and genocides before going into space.

Especially if their representives were all the same color of red or blue or other some wierd color.

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I always thought it'd be interesting if aliens showed up and had the belief that their god created them in their image and what the implications to our (and their) belief systems would be.

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"Deus Vult Ayy Lmao!"

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the glowies are on us, the UFO has fallen

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The aliens planted the story :marseytinfoil2:

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The ayys need better pilots


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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the best female pilots of the Andromeda galaxy

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Out on a casual booze cruise around the galaxy

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https://media.giphy.com/media/a3PhEFGuFZHI6MpGVh/giphy.webp

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One out of the nine was me because i was schizoposting about dead internet theory (i came too close). The rest i cannot attribute.

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Wait wait let me guess - there are no images or footage and the whistleblowers want to remain anonymous but are totes serious.

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Yeah, but there's also a UAP disclosure amendment on a bill that's about to be passed by congress so there may be some verifiable alium-related things coming to light soon. Probably not, but maybe.

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>The UAP Disclosure Act of 2023 has been passed by the Senate as part of the National Defense Authorization Act for 2024. The amendment requires government agencies to hand over any records on UFOs within 300 days and mandates the disclosure of those records to the public unless there is a compelling reason to keep them classified.0 The UAP Records Collection will be created by the National Archives and Records Administration and every government office will be directed to identify which records would fall into the collection. The UAP Records Collection would carry the presumption of immediate disclosure, meaning that a review board would have to provide a reasoning for the documents to stay classified. The amendment is modeled on the President John F. Kennedy Assassination Records Collection Act of 1992 and would increase transparency around UAP and further open scientific research.

Neat, just learning about this. Problem is glowie alien agency probably won't comply. What they need to do is threaten to cut funding to agencies that don't cooperate. Throw it in the same NDAA.

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