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"well actually heymoon time flows forwards, events in the future can't effect events in the past" 
Cool opinion bro, where'd you get it, Snopes? 
brainlet r-slurs timecucks will always say this which is how you know that they have LOW IQ and are SHEEP.
More precisely, Causes don't create Events, Events create Causes. An event that happens in the future creates it's own causes.
So imagine this. You get pancaked between two semi trucks on I-37. This happened because you didn't get enough sleep and weren't paying attention. You didn't get enough sleep because the baby in the apartment above you was crying all night. That baby existed because two people met in college and fell in love. They both got to that one college, out of all the hundreds of others that they could've chosen, because... uh.... i dunno bro trust me. It's a total coincidence that all of these things coincided!
^^^^^^TIMECUCKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS SHIT^^^^^^
In reality, the car crash happened. So the event of the car crash shot out beams from this central point that spiraled and defracted across time backwards. It shot a beam backwards from the car crash to the previous night when you didn't get enough sleep. It shot a beam backwards from this point to create the baby, to influence the parent's choice of college, etc etc.
Why did the car crash happen? Because it, too, was one of these beams connecting the present to some future event. And that event, similarly, connects to another future event, etc etc.
"buh buh buh heymoon!!! where does it all lead doe??????? heh heh... stupid guy... FALLACy detected"
WRONG. you HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM. You don't know where everythign came from anymore than I know where everything is going. "itd wad the big bang!!!" oh yeah, idiot? what was before the big bang? oooh you don't know, do you????????? I guess that means that you are a wrongo idiot 5000. mental INFANT detected.
So, the real question is not "What was the First Cause" but rather 
"What will be the Final Effect".
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its own causes
let's zoom in on what you just wrote there
you expect me to
your theory when you carelessly share your own thoughts with inaccuracies and careless abandon?
lemme break it down for you
the big bang is the big boot, and not boot as in a type of shoe-- boot as in booting up a computer. And not a computer as in its hardward-- computer as in its software. And not software like a program running on the computer, but the very kernel itself. And not Kernel like chicken-- kernel as in the string connecting the hardware to the operating system. And not string as in literal string-- string as in the the behavior of this container wherein which we reside which allows for sequential events to exist and persist.
"What was before the big bang?" A question derived from the luxury of the human mind which can pose nonsensical subjects of consideration, but wholly misleading in that it cannot serve as a literal question as a point to disprove the notion that a big bang occurred. If a server has been running for two years, asking "well what was there before the server?" It's a question that can only serve a theoretical endeavor, not as a literal inquiry, not too unlike "imaginary numbers" in maths.
Time is nothing more than yet another one of carp's larps trying to masquerade as some sort of divine existence, a mere misdirection if you ask me. See you've been tricked. There are no events, and there is no time. There's nothing but a series of events all happening at once, and our perception of time is a result of our incapable cognitive abilities to comprehend that everything has already happened, if only to attempt to describe it in terms of time-- like a squid trying to describe humans with its ink.
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timecuck cope. things happen, these are events. and those events are the result of something in the future. no matter how far you subdivide an event it's still an event.
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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