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Look up "The Primeval Forest." Albert Sweitzcher literally
did just that and lived there 
for years. The whole idea that you can't go into these "scary" places is absurd.
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The difference is that now DRC has cannibalistic guerillas with semi-automatic weapons. Even in Kinshasa NGO workers use security to get from place to place. It's arguably the least safe country on earth and OP is extremely low-IQ, so it's just not survivable for him.
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Yeah IQ is fricked there. Albert had a servant there
who stole 
from them multiple times because he was too r-slurred 
to understand consequences 
of actions. Its like when I leave 
my cat near a glass 
of milk, no matter 
how many times I discipline 
my cat for drinking 
the milk it lacks the intelligence 
to control 
itself.
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It would stop drinking it if you killed some other cats in front of it for drinking it.
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No this is you lacking the intelligence to understand it chooses to do it anyways.
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Probably. The only way I discipline
my cat is by moving it to another room and closing my door. I don't like yelling 
at mr. kitty 
because he gets scared 
and will act nervous 
around me 
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Cats are awesome and deserve to be spoiled.
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Tbf the milk is very tasty and the consequences are worth it
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Semi automatic.
Kinshasa. Kinosha.
I'm having a vision of Kylie Rittenhouse on a visit to the Congo and ending up as a slightly rotund warlord
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I wonder what funny name he would get
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Kongo Kyle
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Kongo King Kyle
KKK for short
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Mine bossa the line crossa
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I assure you, they are fully automatic
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I'd like a demonstration
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