https://twitter.com/CarmenGranddau1/status/1764746510833475803
Hold on a minute there internet. Someone removed the distortion from the Kate Middleton image produced on TMZ.
— Carmen's Granddaughter (@CarmenGranddau1) March 4, 2024
Prince William, please come and ID your wife. Harpo, who dis? pic.twitter.com/11gKuVyVkI
"She is pretty much dead at this point" - Twitter.
"THEN I FRICKING STABBED HER" -
Better times:
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Who?
B-word, this here Internet is American. Keep talking about fairly tale monarchy stuff and we're gonna put more of your 'royal navy' on the western Atlantic floor.
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cant she just be ugly?
bongland 10s
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Why do these twitter people CARE SO MUCH ABOUT SOME BRITISH WOMAN AM I GOING INSANE
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If that's really her she hit the wall at mach 3
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her health issue was ackshually plastic surgery and she has a puffy face because it's healing
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A.I.! Enhance!
WTF? Details that were missing are pulled out of thin air? Time to draw conclusions from this!
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omg, there's no mole in this CSI zoomed and enhanced photo
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Foid royal watchers are some of the most insane internet groups
/r/SaintMeghanMarkle
Edit:
They're arguably crueler than incel groups
https://old.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1b5plk0/so_many_different_noses_for_only_one_person/
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I hate Meghan Markle and even that sub makes me go
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Anyone pooping on Meghan Markle for her looks is coping and seething in the championship league.
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She has pointy elbows and I won't apologize for having standards.
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!nooticers
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Correction: Someone used an AI to remake the image, introducing details that never were there to begin with. Zoom and enhance, like in CSI.
I'm looking forward to something like this being used in a criminal case by r-slurred prosecution or defense.
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Here is to hoping it's my prosecutor!
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Prosecution already tried to do this in the Rittenhouse case.
The defense had to spend an age explaining to the boomer judge what a pixel was, but he got there in the end.
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No one ever said this was Kate though. It was a paparazzi photographer (in the US) who claimed it was Kate but that was never actually said by anyone.
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What're these people schizoing about in the first place?
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Kate been missing for like 2 months or something.
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Kate Middleton is married to the bald prince who is next in line to the throne of
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She hasn't been seen in weeks after she got some unknown surgery
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I think she might have had her womb removed
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Ah so not the insufferable one that left and came to America?
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Nah. And the royal courtiers put out a release ages ago saying, “She'll resume duties at Easter. Until then, we aren't providing updates whilst she recovers so frick off. Xoxo The Palace.”
So naturally the
internet has decided that because the royal family hasn't been updating, like they said they wouldn't, this means she's dead or a cyborg or whatever.
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Where's the third tire?
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I guess
there's another car behind 
and this has bamboozled twitter 
foids.
People who think
the only people allowed to use cars in Bongland are the royals, premiership soccer 
players and Elton John.
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It's a tree
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Maybe it's Fred Flintstone tailgating again.
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you would be able to see more of the following car if a single tire was that large. It's gotta be something out of focus in the background
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The wealthy british actually believe this.
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The proportions aren't even right to say it's a car beside them or something. is it a tree trunk maybe that's split into a larger tree and small one right beside it?
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Think they mean the one behind it which is from some other vehicle lol.
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Oh lol
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