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Hold on a minute there internet. Someone removed the distortion from the Kate Middleton image produced on TMZ.
— Carmen's Granddaughter (@CarmenGranddau1) March 4, 2024
Prince William, please come and ID your wife. Harpo, who dis? pic.twitter.com/11gKuVyVkI
"She is pretty much dead at this point" - Twitter.
"THEN I FRICKING STABBED HER" -
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What're these people schizoing about in the first place?
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Kate been missing for like 2 months or something.
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Kate Middleton is married to the bald prince who is next in line to the throne of
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She hasn't been seen in weeks after she got some unknown surgery
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I think she might have had her womb removed
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Ah so not the insufferable one that left and came to America?
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Nah. And the royal courtiers put out a release ages ago saying, “She'll resume duties at Easter. Until then, we aren't providing updates whilst she recovers so frick off. Xoxo The Palace.”
So naturally the
internet has decided that because the royal family hasn't been updating, like they said they wouldn't, this means she's dead or a cyborg or whatever.
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