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https://x.com/NickHintonn/status/1773018737106374782
Why is CERN being reactivated on April 8, the same day as the infamous eclipse? Supposedly, the particle collider can accelerate protons to a rate that’s only 7 mph slower than the speed of light, resulting in 11,000 trips around its ring per second. After CERN started its Awake… pic.twitter.com/fzqPCUJ50M
— Nick Hinton (@NickHintonn) March 27, 2024
THIS GUY STOLE MY JOKE. I didnt even read the comments before thinking this would make a good post for /h/spooky:
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I do not trust our current elites to frick around with CERN but i think me and my friends would put it to good use
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Nothings going to happen lol. I think normies dont realize just how mundane and boring CERN data and analysis really is because it gets so much hype in the media.
Check out what physicists actually do, this looks like its going to end the world?
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Mmm, pretty sure anything I don't understand will create portals and parallel universes.
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I swear I won that bat'leth tournament before they turned on CERN.
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Unforeseen consequences
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They really should hire me as a director of that facility, I would use my position to answer actually hard-pressing questions, such as:
What would happen if you stick your peepee in it?
What happens if you dump the entire country's power grid into the accelerator?
Can you tracelessly dispose of your rivals via matter-antimatter annihilation?
What happens if you cut into it while it's running?
Does the presence of crucifixes or stars of David in the facility significantly affect its operation?
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There is a guy who stuck his head on accident into a much smaller participle accelerator. The result was not pretty. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
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