You know how it goes in Hollywood. Aliens invade, everyone panics, the US saves the world.

Well, you can forget Independence Day-style heroics -- the US would not be able to defend itself (or anyone else) against aliens, according to a darning official government report.

The US Department of Defense (DoD) has released a statement regarding a previously classified report examining the effectiveness of the nation to respond to the threat of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP), formerly UFOs.

Interest in UAP is at an all-time high among the lawmakers, the media and the public following US whistleblower Charles Grusch's claims that the US has recovered both spacecraft and alien bodies.

His comments helped prompt an official congressional hearing into the issue, during which Mr Grusch and two other former military personnel shared their experiences of UAP.

In July 2022, the Pentagon also set up the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO), to handle reports of UAP.

However, the Office of Inspector General (OIG), has questioned the abilities of the nation to organise and defend itself in a summary of the classified report, ‘Evaluation of the DoD's Actions Regarding Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena', first issued in August.

The statement says the OIG ‘found that the DoD's lack of a comprehensive, coordinated approach to address UAP may pose a threat to military forces and national security'.

It added: ‘The DoD OIG found that the DoD does not have a comprehensive, coordinated approach to address UAP.

‘For instance, the DoD OIG determined that the DoD has no overarching UAP policy and, as a result, it lacks assurance that national security and flight safety threats to the United States from UAP have been identified and mitigated.'

Inspector General Robert P Storch said: ‘Given the significant public interest in how the DoD is addressing UAPs, we are releasing this unclassified summary to be as transparent as possible with the American people about our oversight work on this important issue.'

To address the issues identified in the report, the DoD OIG say they have made 11 recommendations to the Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence and Security, in coordination with the Director of the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office, the Secretaries of the Army, Navy, and Air Force, and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

They said: ‘For example, the DoD OIG recommended that the DoD issue a policy to integrate roles, responsibilities, requirements, and coordination procedures regarding UAP into existing intelligence, counterintelligence, and force protection policies and procedures.'

That sounds a lot more complicated, and frankly less comforting, than ‘Don't worry, Will Smith is on the case'.

For every master spy who steals important secrets and changes the course of history, there's a hundred of these.

Some interesting details about how they were recruited and paid. They were supposed to do surveillance on Hamas members targeted for assassination but the Turks had already been on to them for 3 years so it went nowhere.

Being stuck in in the hospital at 05:30 I took advantage of the opportunity to watch the New Tang Dynasty (Falun Gong) segment. It was in the middle of talking about aliens so I noted down what I saw as fast as I could. (The Americans' names were printed in English.)

• Classic gray aliens

• Shanghai waterfront

• police lights

• random black guy

• flying saucer

• Phil Schneider

• Charles Hall

• "Meiguo" - I think shows ufo sightings in America

• nebula

• Macchu Piccu?

• David Charles Grusch

• tard testifying at congress

• Edgar Dean Mitchell

• the Pentagon

It seems American UFO bullshit is very important to them, but they're not mentioning the elite of our UFO bullshit community, the guys around Hal Puthoff.

I'll always love Falun Gong though because one time on public access they put on a show with medieval people wearing incredible drip . There was a moral dilemma over whether it's ethical to become a doctor when you don't want to heal anyone, you just want to get in a position to assassinate your enemies.

It was of course Dae Jang Geum. That's when I started watching k-dramas.

mmt of in early 2020 and all those CEOs were stepping down

Several notable executives have stepped down or announced that they're stepping down in 2020. In fact, January 2020 set a record for the most CEO departures in the US in one month — 219 in all.

https://www.businessinsider.com/bob-iger-keith-block-ceos-that-stepped-down-in-2020

Also the tech billionaires have been expecting something for a bit

https://observer.com/2019/10/luxury-bunkers-billionaires-apocalypse-nuclear-war

https://www.sfchronicle.com/business/article/Billionaire-bunkers-Where-the-elite-may-ride-out-15156717.php

https://www.independent.co.uk/tech/silicon-valley-billionaires-buy-underground-bunkers-apocalypse-california-a7545126.html#gallery

https://www.npr.org/transcripts/511507434

https://www.cnn.com/2020/07/15/business/bunkers-new-zealand-intl-hnk/index.html

Not that any of that was predictive programming, butt DAE member that intro to The Dawn of The Planet of The Apes(2014)

Yeah >Vice but this is a truly r-slurred story.

The Wikipedia Article for the abridged version

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39078539

I ended up on this wikipedia page after reading a third party site page linked here by @Leo so they get some credit for this. I won't be linking the 3rd party site because the same page had unrelated NSFL WPD-tier graphic content and didn't contain any additional information beyond the wikipedia page and the guide page I'll link at the end.

1959: ten students and recent graduates of a Soviet polytechnic university decide to make a very long (200 mile) hike/ski trip through a section of the Ural mountains. All of the hikers were very experienced, the group leader (a radio engineering student that had been doing cold weather hiking for over a decade) especially so. The original group consisted of eight men and two women. They took a train and then a bus north to their departure point, the tiny village of Vizhai (population ~200). After spending the night and finalizing their loadouts, they began their trek further north on January 27th. The next day, one of the male hikers turned back due to an arthritis flare-up. Other than this, so far so good.

Everything mostly went as planned until the night of February 2nd, per diaries recovered in the aftermath. Visibility dropped due to a snowstorm and the group deviated slightly from their planned course. Not the end of the world. They set up camp that night on the side of the Kholat Syakhl mountain.

The group was expected to return to Vizhai on or within a few days of February 12th, and notify their university outdoors club of their successful return via telegram. This did not happen, and on February 20th once a minor delay began looking unlikely, the families of the hikers demanded a search and rescue operation. Initially the university club headed the search but after several days without success the police and military became involved, bringing search helicopters.

The campsite was found on February 26th, in a state that seriously confused the searchers. The tent had been torn open from the inside, and all of the hikers' gear including most of their shoes remained in the tent with no bodies inside or nearby. The first two bodies were found 1.5 kilometers away at the treeline, shoeless and in their underwear, followed by three more buried in snow between the first two and the ruptured tent. All five of these deceased were determined to have died of hypothermia.

The remaining bodies were not recovered until two months later on May 4th under 13 feet of snow, in a ravine 250 feet further into the woods from the first two bodies. Of these remaining four, only one had died of hypothermia, the rest had died of severe chest trauma, internal bleeding subsequent to chest trauma, and a skull fracture. Here's where it gets weirder: none of the trauma deaths had any soft tissue damage indicating a fall or a crush. Additionally, two of them were missing their eyeballs and other various tissues.

Nobody knows why they ripped their way out of the tent in such a hurry that they couldn't even put on their shoes. The most obvious explanation is an avalanche, but there was no indication an avalanche had occurred when the site was discovered. Alternative explanations range from infrasound tones generated by wind driving them all insane simultaneously, to ayylmaos , to military tests of parachute mines that exploded mid-air above their campsite ("orange floating spheres" had been reported in the areas around the site). Some of the clothes of the dead were found to be radiologically contaminated (ie radioactive), but apparently not all. The official public investigation ended almost immediately after this fact surfaced, so there is some speculation that radiological weapons were involved and the KGB shut the whole thing down.

There's also some shit about the oldest member of the group being a runaway Nazi or something that stole the identity he was using at the time of the trip after DNA testing revealed he was unrelated to the family he was supposedly a part of.

The nakedness of some of them is relatively easy to explain compared to the rest of the story: end-stage hypothermia causes the victim to feel hot, and undressing in similar situations has been documented.

I personally lean towards parachute mine tests as the most likely explanation: the sounds convinced the group that an avalanche was imminent, causing them to rapidly flee the tent. The subsequent hypothermia deaths were, well, hypothermia, and the trauma deaths would be explained by a blast shockwave of the parachute mines leaving no external signs of injury. The missing eyeballs are creepy but could've been eaten by scavenger animals, except that one of the missing eyeball bodies was found face-down under ice. Who knows?

https://ermakvagus.com/Europe/Russia/Cholat- Syachil/Kholat Syakhl.htm This site has more detailed info than wikipedia along with scans of documents and photos related to the incident (ESL warning).

If you really want to see the bodies, https://allthatsinteresting.com/dyatlov-pass-photos has some of the pictures and https://dyatlovpass.com/morgue has the rest, along with more info.

Atlas Obscura article https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/31-days-of-halloween-dyatlov-pass-incident

tag urself

Links to descriptions of the encounters

Imma rewatch this weekend

S*x with reptilians seems to be a quasi-common theme in the 'experiencer' community; for example, a jazz singer caused a stir after writing a book detailing her encounters with a scaly intergalactic lover (unfortunately the book doesn't seem to be available anywhere ), with whom she mothered a child. Some even claim that using methamphetamine makes one vulnerable to reptilian sexual assault on the astral plane, which sounds legit to me.

An /r/experiencers mod explains why these aliens are invading human gussy:

>Well... what I've seen so far are attempts to sabotage and prey on Experiencers of a certain ability. They will feed from the psi energy of the experiencer while also pumping them full of manic energy - giving them narratives and vision that tell them that they specifically are most special than other experiencers. They will then encourage them to create a following - based around predictions or how this person is particularly special and eventually get them to do a combination of energy work with the followers - so they can create more of an energetic feed - and try to turn the group into a doomsday cult of some sort. Or say that this group or person is going to be pivotal to disclosure. They'll create a build up to nothing. Eventually people pick up the "leader" as a negative being working with them. But the leader will deny it and shut down anyone who tries to warn people about it.

>If its a women. There will be a sexual component to it. Either the reptilian will fully reveal what it is and the woman has a fetish for cliche beauty and the beast style narratives "He's the badboy violent monster that I will tame with my feminine sexuality" or the reptilian will present itself as a good looking man and continue the same behavior. Ritualistic astral s*x to feed from the female sexual energy while pumping them with manic energy and some future prediction (which could be true false or half true) which makes the person feel special. Though there is always a tiny part of them that knows this is wrong. The person becomes like a drug addict. Their behavior changes where the more primitive human aspects of oneself become exaggerated. They become power seeking, competitive jealous quick to anger etc. More than they normally would have been.

>Eventually this all turns to shit and people break away but the person in question continues to allow the reptilian to use them though again they may not know and be believe the false narrative given to them. One person I know who went through this lost their life. Which was fricked up. But not before they tried to destroys people around them who raised the red flags.

>They target female experiencers for sexual energy. Some actually ask permission.

>Others don't bother and it's more focused on creating sexual trauma - astral r*pe type encounters. Again it seems to feed from trauma and female sexual energy. There seems to be something specific to female sexual energy they are after. I don't understand it fully.

>The only case I've seen so far with a male involved went down as follows. The being pretended to be a female priestess and gave the guy a manic boost in psi abilities and put him in a state of artificial bliss and heightened sexual arousal. Encouraged him to psychically connect to Experiencers - specifically females. For "energy work" which was a lie.

>Some highly psychic friends of his picked up instantly it was a reptilian and when they tried to tell him. He flipped out and ignored them. The reptilian then used this guy as a conduit to any female experiencer he connected to. The female experiencer would then later find themselves under psychic attack. Of an abusive sexual nature. And all of them could trace it back to this guy. Again the being was after female sexual energy and trauma from sexual abuse from women. And just used the male as a proxy for this. He went and did this around multiple different communities until it was shut down by a number of very gifted people and positive beings who shielded folks from the attack.

>Problem is though when you've given permission to an entity , you have to be the one to remove it and stop working with it. But as always, this guy was being pumped with so much manic energy he could not believe anything was ever wrong. Blamed everyone else. And totally lost his way (manic turned into psychosis like behavior)

>Last I heard he lost his wife and kids and was homeless for a time. He refused all help and declared anyone who tried to help him as evil.

Another paranormal researcher wrote a book to warn the public about reptilians' seductive power, but his message doesn't seem to have landed. As such, this is your reminder- reptilians are NOT good and you should not marry them!

Edit: If you don't want to experience a psychic attack but do want to look at some hot lizards, you can subscribe to their OnlyFans'.

Are you not aware of what's coming? God is about to CLOSE UP SHOP on this planet, and it could happen any day now. See Notes 1, 13, 14, 18, and 19 at the bottom of this Reddit post:https://t.co/iZv9JITHjW

And before you read the synopsis below, let me say this: I think the…

— EF (@elitefeat) January 4, 2024

Context: Jeremy Corbell is a disgraced A*stralian journo who entered the UFO/UAP celebrity circuit by breaking the news about whistleblower David Grusch. Since rising to fame, he's been making his way around youtube channels and sharing questionable claims from "inside sources". In his most recent story, he dropped alleged classified footage of a "jellyfish" UFO hanging around a military base in Iraq.

Discussion of the story is following a similar trajectory to that of the MH370 "footage"- a video of a commercial airplane getting kidnapped into another realm by some orbs . This definitely not an obvious fake video captured the UFO community for weeks, as they alternated between debunks and counter-debunks, until it was finally definitively debunked.

Right now, the jellyfish debunker narrative rests on the idea that the alium is birdshit, a splattered bug, or a crack on the glass of a protective cover surrounding the camera, whilst believers are posting analyses and footage of vaguely similar objects. Literally every thread with a decent amount of traction is full of slapfights between skeptics and believers.

And of course, there's some bonghit takes like so and so. You'll find many more of those on the smaller UFO/alien-related subs (e.g. /r/aliens, /r/UFOB, /r/strangeearth, /r/AliensandUFOs), where people don't keep up the pretense that they sound sane.

Choice Links:

• /r/UFOs megathread

• It's real I tell you! lots of analyses like these in the sub.

• More analysis

• Debunker

• Counter-debunker

Edit: Now's a good time to earn an alien badge by jumping on the jellyfish hype!

Al Sharpton has been exposed as a FBI informant: pic.twitter.com/PefhXmwVZz

— Red Pill USA (@Red_Pill_US) January 9, 2024

Turn up:

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— Mike Benz (@MikeBenzCyber) January 9, 2024

@jesus explain how this effects you.

This would never happen to Aevann.

David Huggins wasn't actually r*ped by aliens, turns out he was actually r*ped by nazi transgender Heinrich Himmler who stole the inter-dimensionally traveling Nazi bell UFO. Shortly before the fall of Nazi Germany Heinrich stole the bell with a few other Nazi soldiers, at which point while traveling through dimensions and time they gave him a s*x change, so that he could become his true self. It turns out that he was actually a hermaphrodite, and could give birth to children. In order to achieve his dream of looking like a Korean prostitute he underwent major facial reconstructive surgery, and even went to a Bosley hair transplant facility after he time traveled to the future where he had none other than Michael Jackson's hair from the music video “Bad” grafted onto his skull then promptly straightened and styled by famous 1990s hairstylist Kevin Mancuso. It was at that point he chose David Huggins as his r*pe victim. The child later went on to become famous actress Christina Ricci.

“When I was 17, I lost my virginity to a female extraterrestrial,” the 74-year-old says in a documentary about him called Love and Saucers. “That's all I can say about it.”

The coitus in question allegedly went down in 1961, when Huggins was a teenager living on his parents' farm in rural Georgia. It wasn't the first time extraterrestrials had appeared to him; he'd been seeing strange creatures since he was eight. But on this day, as he was walking through woods near his house, an alien woman appeared and seduced him. “I thought, if anything, I'd be losing it in the backseat of a Ford—something like that. But it didn't work out that way,” he says in the film.

Just look at that smile.

Once the shock wore off, Huggins says his encounters were weird, but not all that threatening. When he left Georgia in the mid 60s for art school in New York City, the beings followed. Nocturnal visits from Crescent, the ET who deflowered him, became routine. “My relationship with Crescent was warm and friendly. A little strange. What do I mean, a little. Very strange. She was my girlfriend, really,” Huggins says in the film. “A very unconventional relationship,” he adds.

When I asked Huggins why he thinks the beings appear to him, he said, “I have a feeling that tens of millions of people, perhaps hundreds of millions, have had [similar] experiences. Mainly as children. That's all I can really say, but I think as children we are so open to things, that these beings can appear to us. I know I never closed up on it, because it has continued through my whole life.”

Link to the documentry.