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  • LizardPerson : The NFL is goyslop for chuds
  • H : The United States needs to win another world war because the europoors are getting too uppity again
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  • MayflyAlt-98 : Let's bring up the Carl's JR Scoreboard brought to you by Time-Warner-Viacom-Alphabet Inc. :3
  • Jew : soccer is for europoors who can't afford a football field

its time for the men to play

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Are jannies going to make betting threads about which ads will be the best?

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The average Super Bowl ad has 50% more entertainment value than an entire SOCCER game

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clearly you didnt watch the WC final

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Yes and?

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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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good job missing one of the best games ever played

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Best game of a baby sport for girls


:#marseyklennycross:

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How is NFL better? Do you jump from your couch in excitment whenever the McDonalds ad comes on?

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At least there is excitement. Soccer is a 2 hour lap running showcase.

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where is the excitement, there is so many breaks its so lame

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It was at 9am and I decided to sleep in. I’ll take the sleep over SOOOOOCCER


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I missed the world cup final to watch a rugby match played in biblical rain where both teams played like shit and I still regret nothing

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:#marseysleep:

Wake me up when something more exciting (such as golf) comes on

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:#marseyemojirofl:

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At the very end it was a little tense but 90% of the game was still so fricking boring. The NFL games right after were much more enjoyable.

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>American

>Main source of entertainment is advertising

Fatties posting L's

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If I want an entertaining game, I watch Baseball.

:marseyderanged: > :marseycanada: > :marcusfootball: >>>>>> :marseysoccer:

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Is it a game? I thought it was just ads.

Who knew.

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Over/under 70% of the actors are black.

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Make bets on the BIPOC and train representation percentages. Closest guess wins.

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whats a super bowl

is it something americans order at one of those taco fast food places

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its something on between the ads for goyslop and medication to treat the effects of a diet rich in goyslop

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goyslop and medication to treat the effects of a diet rich in goyslop

Greatest economy on Earth :marseysaluteusa:

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:chudsey: just can’t respect the Chosen’s hustle :marseymerchant:

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Just the name super bowl removes any respect I would have for this sport or tournament

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Better than the World Cope.

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oh boy I sure love supporting my favorite franchise, the Dallas Goys! I hope the win the Goyslop Cup or who knows maybe even the McDonalds League

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Imagine missing the obvious opportunity to call them the Dallas Cowgoys. :marseyfacepalm:

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>Expecting wit from a so*cer apologist

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Goyboys is better :marseythumbsup:

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I'll agree with you but just because you portrayed the cowboys fan as the soyjack

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it's a top notch owl. learn to read.

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Lmfao! Superb Superb Owl Referencino, my fellow Narwhaller!


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literally any NFL including pre season > soccer world cup

this is just a fact that people need to accept.

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The World Cup is kinda like the Pro Bowl: I'll look up who won it, what the score was, but not care to see a moment of it. Then I'll forget literally everything about it until the next one comes around.

Shit's exactly like the Olympics: it seems important because it's universal and only the best players can play and everyone says it's important, but it just draws people who don't care about sports so that they can larp as a sports fan for a little while before going back to looking down their noses on sports.

I speak for Americans only, tbh: people in Argentina have literally nothing else in their lives other than Lionel Messi, so good for them for being more relevant for the only thing Brazil is relevant for.


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The only thing it lacks is butthurt foreigners, but then I guess we got enough butthurt foreigners in this thread to make up for it. :marseyusa:

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They could parade in gitmo detainees during halftime for the crowd to jeer at like a Roman triumph.

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Fixed

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:#marseyxd: its good but its missing ads for diabetes and hiv medications

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Don't forget the stool softeners for those already addicted to opiates.

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There's this ad that plays at every fricking movie theater about piles. They try to imply piles isn't something to laugh about but its just so funny. And the fricking leggings ad. :marseyraging: Its gotten to the point where I enter 20 min after scheduled start just to avoid those strags. But they always get me during intermission, not like I'm going to go outside to buy their overpriced popcorn.

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super bowl ads are waaay cooler than that

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Wasnt that gilette ad a superbowl ad?

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I like the budweiser ones

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A 42-month 0% APR do be a good deal for a new car though :marseynotes:

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Better go buy one fast :marseymerchant:

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Soccer is for 4th graders and college girls. This is a universal fact every single person here agrees on. No one wants to watch two effeminate frenchman prance around the field and get imaginary injuries all for a 0-0 score. Yuros and other assorted 3rd worlders stay coping and irrelevant.

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>Soccer is for 4th graders and college girls

Imagine if someone came up to you and said that volleyball was the best and most important sport in the entire world

:#marseyno: :#marseyworldcup:

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fr in soccer two 90lb sissies tap each other and go down like a sack of shit. Fricking pathetic.

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common american L

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W* :marseyagreefast:

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>named football

>game is based around players throwing an egg with their hands

>?????

:#marseyhmm:

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They kick it frequently as well

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I haven't watched much football, but don't they only kick after a touchdown?

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You have the option after a touchdown for an extra point if u kick it thru the uprights. Or when its 4th down and you have to give up the ball (or anytime doesn't have to be 4th down) if you are in range you can kick it for a 3 point field goal otherwise you punt it to the other team. After a score there is a kickoff where the scoring team punts it to the other team, and there is a kickoff at the start of the game and the start of the half.

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ngl, american football is really boring to watch, but it must be extremely fun to play

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If you don't understand the rules or how it's played I could see it being boring. I thought it was boring as heck as a kid but if you pay attention to how it's played and the strategy behind it I think that's where a lot of the excitement comes from. That and really big plays or big hits.

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Most possessions end and begin with a kick.

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>named soccer

>game is based around cards and a bunch of players holding their ankles

:#marseyhmm:

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non-combat sports

"manly"

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I'd like to know the over/under on there being a noticeably trans person in at least 2 separate ads.

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The NFL is great, but CBS needs to ditch Tony Romo ASAP. That goober clearly has severe brain damage.

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They added pads to rugby, when are they going to add high heels? :marseyconfused:

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I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boikitty. Needless to say, I don't use it anymore. The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.

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Real men have permanent mentaldamage😎

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Heck, the Saturday games were better than anything world cup.

:#marseyagree:

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Soccer is fricking Gay the only sports that matter are football, baseball and hockey

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Soccer and Football fans arguing as if either sport isn't incredibly boring 95% of the time.

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