Lebron James' son Bronny James has a mild case of cardiac arrest and almost fricking dies for real

https://x.com/shamscharania/status/1683847244573712385

This happened mere hours after lebron joked about signing a 1 year deal to play in saudi arabia

Concidence?????????????

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Second worst thing to ever happen to that kid

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The first was naming him Bronny

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I wanted to get some of the corresponding coins :marseyshrug:

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I set'em up and you knock'em down son

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My guess is the PEDs his dad has him on are impacting his heart.

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This is not a very dramatic take and a shameful post.

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The real drama is in the James household when Lebron realizes Bronny now has no shot at the NBA and no chance at their family’s first legitimate ring.

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His rings on the heat are based, fuk u

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glad he’s not dead but as a hater of those awful instagram hypebeast highlight farms that slobber all over lebron’s peepee constantly this is the greatest day of my life

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Well, there are three possibilities according to terminal weirdos online.

1. Vax from like a year ago. He got the clot shot and was like "YEHAHHHH!" and pooped himself while having a heart attack but due to being rich was saved from the upcoming genocide of all vax-mixers or something. Soon countless people will fall over dead instantly from clot juice and we will live in a Mad Max-style world where it will be the feds/Jews vs. the angry chuds they kept alive for some reason to have nonstop gunbattles on who will control the new world.

2. Feds shot him with a heart attack ray gun to send a message to LeBron to tell him that playing for the ME? Then you will play without a son because glowies will murder them. The glowies then sent him a letter in the mail saying "You will support Ukraine. You will support Vax. You will support Joe Biden or your son will get another heart attack, faagot lol. Anyway neighbor learn your place peace blessings."

3. Was smoking crack before the match and downed like five red bulls and then popped some crystal shards into his peepee hole before practice.

Hhmmm~ Makes you think.

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He probably just rolled low on heart health RNG.

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K

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Looked it up and im glad his name isn’t actually bronny and that’s just a nick name. it sounds so dumb

I also feel like out of all the sports, basketball has a lot players with “untreated heart conditions.” Maybe because the players are giants and they tend have to strange health issues, idk. He shouldn’t play again until seeing the best cardiologist nba dadbux can buy, a healthy person doesn’t collapse like that lol

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It’s a combo of freak sizes putting stress on their hearts, constant running, and PEDs.

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>PEDs

probably the biggest factor yeah

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First :marseywinner: his dad dies in a helicopter :marseypinochet: crash, then he dies in a heart :marseyvalentine: crash. His family :marseyquagmire: has the worst luck

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BIPOC GOT VAXXED

:#marseygigavaxxer:

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Zoomers and too many Monster drinks, name a better pair :marseychefkiss:

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