Tottenham's billionaire owner Joe Lewis charged over 'brazen insider trading scheme' in US | The Sun

Jews and insider trading, name a more iconic duo.

Joe Lewis couldn’t point Harry Kane out of a lineup, absolutely nothing to do with the club.

First off, son, I'm way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock ‘em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me.

Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch ‘em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a “shot caller.” Nothing happens in the yard without my say so.

Son, you have to believe in your own skill set and understand it will take you far. I've spent years honing my Nazi punching skills and I'm unstoppable.

I hope you've learned a little something today.

Snapshots:

• archive.org

• ghostarchive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)