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Detectives of r/soccer analyze Ronaldo's "😂😂😂😂" - was he laughing at a bad take or jealous of Messi's 8th Ballon d'Or? :marseydetective:

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/17kjnxj/ronaldo_reacting_on_instagram_post_about_messi

								

								

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Cristiano Ronaldo likes and comments on @As_TomasRoncero's video regarding Messi's Ballon d'Or.

Tomás Roncero in a video: “Hello friends what we knew has happened, they were going to give another Ballon d'Or to Messi. He went to retire at Miami, but he was already looking like retired at PSG to prepare for the World Cup, he won the World Cup, yes, well, but with 6 penalties. The World Cup was 10 months ago, we're in November. Messi has eight Ballon d'Ors well, he should've have five, he has the Ballon d'Ors of Iniesta/Xavi, Lewandowski who won 6 trophies in one season and Haaland who was the top scorer of everything.”

I despise Ronaldo but maybe he's laughing at the assumptions in the video? As in he's on Messi's side?

Why would he like the video then?

First, him being on Messi's side? That would not have happened, that is impossible.

Second, this is not the first time he is liking or commenting something negative about Messi on SM. He could have simply ignored it instead of reacting on it.

!football what do you think? honestly why would anyone give a frick lol

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The guy doing the BBC live text feed last night :marseysamfisher: was telling people to stop getting worked up over a football :marseycheesehead: awards ceremony.

Messi dragged Argentina :marseysoldemayo: through that World :marseyww1american1: Cup, he was always going :marseysal3: to win this one. The average :marseyaveragetotally: football :marseynorf: fan/pundit just had such a short :marseyshortbus: attention :marseytedsimp2: span that they can't remember something that happened in December.

The future :marseyfortuneteller: will be interesting :marseylaying: now that him and Ronaldo are out of the way.

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man did u see the rsoccer and scj soys unironically seething at the streamer speed getting invited to the ballon dor ceremony

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/17k1m1t/gvardiol_trolls_a_streamer_at_the_ballon_dor

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/17k4ovb/is_messi_a_thief

Unironically who the frick invited this guy

How did he become famous, he's one of the most obnoxious people ever

Just answered your own question. The iPad generation thinks screaming like a spastic dumbass is the most hilarious thing you could possibly do.

If I had gold, I'd give you gold.

Don't tempt me with promises of wealth you do not possess.

🤓🤓🤓🤓:marseysoylentgrin::soysnoo::soyjakfront::soysnoo4:

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spastic :marseyinsane: dumbass

Not instabanned from Reddit, interesting.

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:#marseyreportmaxxer:

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The US is hosting the World Cup in 2026 and people like Speed are making it more popular

Redditors if they had more than 1 working brain cell would find it obvious why he was invited instead of a soccer analyst sperginng out on YouTube about Xg and PPDA with 2k subscribers

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Lewa not getting a ballon d'or was a colossal frickup agreed

But without Messi Argentina could not have won, so Messi should get it this year

Haaland being top scorer doesn't mean anything. Without him ManCity would still be winning whatever games they won. Case in point - Kane at Spurs

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Haaland being top scorer doesn't mean anything.

This is always a difficult one to rationalise. The best strikers get to play for the best teams and therefore get more goalscoring opportunities. If they weren't the best then someone else would :marseywould: be playing instead of them.

I think :marseyhyperthonk: Benzema was a good case of "definitely not the best in the world :marseyww1russian2: but flattered :marseybeanflushed: by being upfront for Real Madrid".

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I honestly don't think he should have won this one. His club level contribution was just shit in utterly shit leagues. The only thing is the world cup, but in other WC years that also wasn't enough to win the title and league contribution was a factor. Don't know if Haaland was the better option though.

That said people overvalue ballon d'or massively. Random "journ*lists" decide who's the one to win, so just popularity contest.

Always remember: TJD

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man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

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