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:marseyflagaustralia: Australians an endangered species :marseyguillotine: on the eve of the Paris Olympics :marseyfrenchitsover2:

https://www.theage.com.au/world/europe/it-sounds-horrific-australian-athletes-warned-not-to-wear-uniform-after-alleged-gang-rape-20240723-p5jvzy.html

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The 2024 Paris Olympics haven't even started and we've had an Aussie tourist gang r*ped by 5 men in Paris, and 2 employees of an Aussie media conglomerate were assaulted.

While we can never know who would do such a thing in the most beautiful city on Earth, some chuds have come out of the woodwork to spread disinformation. Thankfully, the hard working jannies on our national subs have done their jobs and locked the threads:

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I'm not sure if I'm just not paying attention but it feels like nobody really gives a shit about the olympic games anymore. I could have sworn there was more fanfare around them just a decade ago.

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I have a feeling the magic was lost with Tokyo 2020. It just wasn't the same after the pandemic. Additionally, the time of these bloated sporting events is coming to an end (aside from perhaps the World Cup) as cities realise the cost/benefit doesn't stack up. For example, there is no current host city for the next Commonwealth Games after Victoria pulled out.

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Even the WC is getting cucked because the number of countries who have the infrastructure required and can afford it are just the big Euro football nations + Yanks + oil rich oligarchies. The next 2 WCs are both joint bids from 3+ nations and so far there's only a singular bid for the 2034 WC, :marseyflagsaudiarabia:, because the economics just aren't there any more. Managed decline chuds stay winning.

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Yeah, 2012 was huge, 2016 was okay-ish, 2020 sucked, and honestly nobody cares about 2024. Even the frogs don't really care.

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Yeah but 2000 was the GOAT.

Get fricked everywhere else.

!strayans who's with me.

Aussie Aussie Aussie

:cunt: :cunt: :cunt:

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The greatest ever and any c*nt that disagrees is a vomit.

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oi oi oi

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but there's breakdancing this time round!! :marseydance: :marseygarfieldrofl:

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why would native French people do this?

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We just love raping, can't get enough of it: Africans, dyslexics, Australians! !male feminists

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R*peorting for duty, sir :marseysalutenavy:

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It's fricking weird how Aussie media reports crimes against their travelers abroad. I don't hear about Americans abroad unless they basically get kidnapped by terrorists or put through kangaroo courts.

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They need reciprocal coverage because otherwise Australian tourists would only be known for their coomers starting shit in Thailand and Indonesia

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We're a smaller nation that can be a little sheltered being so far away from everyone. These stories are usually smaller footnotes but when tied to a big event, they get a longer lifespan in our media cycle

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It comes across as provincial moral panic. "Better not leave Australia or something could happen to you." I don't see Canada covering their citizens' travel this way aside from anti-US stuff (which comes from a different source of cultural unease).

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australia was made to contain australians criticaly need a tatical strike to bomb all aussie airports and ensure containment :marseytrollcrazy:

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If this happened in Australia it would still lead the news. Australia has like 1% African population so gang r*pes are extremely rare

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>do not leave or else

Australia was founded as a prison, after all. Old habits die hard.

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So I can know which race to hate, duh

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So I can use the evolutionary advantages granted to me by my caveman ancestors harnessing fire to cook meat and grant me a large brain housed in a vaulted skull to do the one thing (arguably) the brain is for:

:#marseynooticeglow:

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Threads seem to be jannied. :marseyyawn:

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kek

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fricking lol

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surprised she wasn't r*ped again

jewish lives matter

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This is the Europe foids are asking for :marseylaugh:

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France is still safer than amerifail :marseysmugw:

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