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We are so fricking back. I'll close the bets for the day either before I go to bed or the day of before the first game. Sorry, I can't promise complete consistency so just get your bets in ASAP.
16 Games over the course of 4 days starting with the AFC championship rematch
I don't remember much changing on either side other than the Chiefs now cannot Sneed (he's now with the Titans) and the Chiefs cut Kadarius Toney for constantly dropping passes. So it should be a good matchup again.
Ravens @ Chiefs Thursday Sept 5th 6:20pm EDT
- WINNER!
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Packers vs Eagles Friday Sept 6th 6:15
Coming to you from the newly Twitter-less nation of Brazil. These two teams had basically opposite trajectories last year with the Packers starting off looking bad and finishing strong and the Eagles doing the opposite. Eagles are minus star center, the lesser Kelce. Packers are down Aaron Jones (Vikings) and AJ Dillon at running back and instead have added Josh Jacobs (RB) and Xavier McKinney at Safety. The Packers also made some moves post-preseason, cutting both their backup QBs and both their Kickers
. Most importantly, Packers have shed fetal alcohol syndrome suffering defensive coordinator Joe Barry.
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!mensfootball blud thought the packers were actually gonna win
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Me when the packers get 2 field goals when they should have gotten easy TDs, fumble a 3-1 turnover ratio, and miss another field goal, and THEN GET HURT PLAYING HERO BALL FML
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@ManBearFridge I might need the Bears to filter the Lions from getting into a Super Bowl. Keep the kids in their place
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Packers fans talking to Niners fans about how their team should have been able to make easy touchdowns instead of settling for field goals and fumbling turnovers
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I honestly didn't catch that many 9'er games, was that a problem for them? Anyway, Packers were pretty good in the red zone last season, which makes this hurt more.
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Ah no major problems really. They only did every single thing wrong possible during the Super Bowl and fricking choked on the last play of the last 7 seconds of overtime.
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one game is a frick-up, 1st world football problem
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First time?
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Barkley hopefully
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Following the season on a 12 hour timezone difference just isn't realistic unfortunately.
My family members are mostly Redskins (
) fans so it's a massive betrayal for Barkley to go to the Iggles now that his ankle stopped exploding. I was considering becoming a Packers fan on rdrama for green team solidarity and to troll you, but that would require the Bears being competitive enough for a rivalry to form again. 
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Got to be devil worship
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Monday Night Football Motherlovers. We once again tempt fate by opening MNF with Aaron Rodgers whose Achilles are probably trembling with fear. Hopefully we can see what the Jets could have been last season if they had a real quarterback.
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I think... hope the Jets will be better this year, but this isn't the game it's going to start.
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I think they have a solid team and as long as Rodgers plays well, they should be dangerous. It's just SF still has a stacked roster, it's kinda hard to doubt them. I could see this game going either way
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Sunday Night 6:20 We get another grudgematch between Jarod Goff and Matt Stafford in Detroit again
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holy shit David Montgomery went beast mode there
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For real. It's like Campbell didn't trust Jarrod Goof not to throw another interception, and the run game just had to put on the cape. I think the whole Lions O-line just had more endurance than the Ram's D by the time it was OT.
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jared goof
yea the Ram's D looked absolutely worn out, they knew it was coming but couldn't do shit about it
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There's 4 Sunday afternoon games starting at 2:05 or 2:25
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There are 8 11:00 Saturday games. I'm going to just bang them out because this is taking too long
The Steelers announced they will start Russell Wilson over Justin Fields vs Kirk Cousins coming back from his Achilles tear
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I ran out of DC before I could make all the bets. Time to start shit posting.
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Sent you some coin
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A few college games that might be good as picked out by
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!mensfootball, here's the Week 2 AP Poll.
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Nay a single vote for the Noles…
…truly, as they say, epic…
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Congrats
@Cantor_Dust 
@BasicallyADoxxer and 
@KamalaIsBae for winning the first upset!
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aw I was gonna do that
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If you want to going forward, I'm fine with that
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when are you going to post these normally. or I guess just tag me
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Tuesday morning-afternoon hopefully? You can always do a separate thread. Your call there
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I'll prob just piggyback your posts until the late season if that's okay
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I may be southern but I dont watch football. If it aint hockey I aint watchin.
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!texas just another thing showing
@Holly_Jolly_Kong is not Texan. He doesn't watch the NFL or college football. His favorite sport is Canadian ice hockey. He is a communist imposter and will never be a real Texan!
Us real !texas say long live the Alamo! Long live Sam Houston! Long live trans lives! Long live !slots196
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wait till my dallas stars are playing again. I'll gaslight one of the betting jannies into making constant betting threads.
btw FRICK YOU BIPOC. MY TEAM IS THE DALLAS STARS. "DALLAS" BABY. DFW. I LIVE NEAR BARDFINN. UP YOURS BIPOC
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!texas unbelievable
from this ape.
If you lived near bardfinn, her aura would have rubbed off onto you. It's clear it hasn't.
You know KKKong, you leave me with no choice but to make a large trans lives matter goomble to counter your bigotry.
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idk anybody from dallas that brags on the texas stars lmao
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Either bait or just r-slurred
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I supported LGBT rights before you existed woman.
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trans rights n shit.
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I SAID I SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS CUTE TWINK
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I, Texas Kong, supports trans rights
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Bet it all.
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
Best friend is BardWatch with 1226 mentions
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You know
@Holly_Jolly_Kong 
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7 Day trend:
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hockey is dope tbf but you can't call yourself southern if you don't at least watch some football. fake texan
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I've never seen a full game of football (excluding schools). I just pretend I know what people are talking about at work and support my bills.
woops.
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college football is fine, that's what some states like alabama only have lol
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He lives in Oklahoma and he eats poutine!
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I eat frito chili pie with wolf brand chili. I'll kill you.
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He doesn't put beans in his chili. He eats meaty ketchup and calls it chili!
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I refuse to believe people actually like beans in chili and cannot comprehend the proper way of eating it. I've gotten into fights about this topic. I'll FRICK YOU UP.
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neighbor said hockey 🤣
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I hate football
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I will bet 100k Bitcoins that Baylor ends up winning their first natty. Count it and Sic 'Em
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Idk what this means so I picked the one with less votes.
Let's go Ravens
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It's kinda like rugby only you wear helmets to protect your noggin when you're getting blasted from behind by a 250 lbs beefcake. You might like it.
Ravens and Chiefs are both very good teams, I actually think the Ravens aren't a bad pick because Chiefs defense might stay more conservative this early in the season. They have a player who runs very fast. Chiefs have a player who throws the ball well.
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honestly glad the Ravens lost cause of Likely rolling around in such pain then then 2 plays later is completely fine. this isn't flopball.. at least not yet
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i shouldn't have done it because i'm so fricking poor right now but i voted for the least picked option on all of them.
plus the bengals and not-michigan
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I was hoping someone was going to be a contrarian
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it cost basically all my DC. i'm never gonna make it all back.
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NFL is so fricking boring. It's just overly energetic ads for colorful flavored beverages interspersed with fat people running short distances. It's the second worst American sport after nascar.
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Snapshots:
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